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kcroy posted:Can someone post the rum and tits one with porn music? cant find it on the ole youtube http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz 
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Funky.
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That was horrifying.
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Jun 11, 2016 09:05
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Goddamn it that cracks me up, thanks.
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Jun 11, 2016 10:01
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I finally got to the part where a woman's vagina is called a swamp and Cersei thinks joyously about eating cum. I think I finally understand the popularity of these books.
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boom boom boom posted:I finally got to the part where a woman's vagina is called a swamp and Cersei thinks joyously about eating cum. Welcome, my child.
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Jun 11, 2016 12:12
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What a succinct, apt summation.
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Jun 11, 2016 12:39
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Genocide via sperm licking is the gurmiest
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Jun 11, 2016 12:51
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I regret looking up that passage.quote:"Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs."
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Jun 11, 2016 13:12
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Jun 11, 2016 13:27
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That's a pretty advanced knowledge of baby batter for the setting, no? In real life nobody knew what a sperm cell was until like the mid 1600s and they didn't figure it all out with the egg and what the sperm actually did until the mid 1800s or there abouts. davecrazy fucked around with this message at 13:48 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Jun 11, 2016 13:42
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the gently caress
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Jun 11, 2016 13:45
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davecrazy posted:That's a pretty advanced knowledge of baby batter for the setting, no? Really? Like, they didn't figure it out by looking at other animals? Then again I shouldn't be shocked the Antiquities were filled with really deep insights into the physical world side-by-side with incredibly retarded beliefs and activities on the other.
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Jun 11, 2016 14:06
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I actually really want to know what they thought cum was and what they thought the ovaries and uterus were for if they sincerely believed things like "the woman builds the babby in there out of scratch and the dad shoots a ghostly white soul up in there"
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Jun 11, 2016 14:09
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visceril posted:Really? Like, they didn't figure it out by looking at other animals? It's the "ten thousand" that is an anachronism. There's no way she'd know the mechanics of how it worked or that there was so many redundant micro fertilizing agents. Unless she's saying that over the course of their marriage she did this 10,000 times while he still had time to bang lots of whores. Eh, maybe, I guess he wasn't doing that much else with his time.
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visceril posted:Really? Like, they didn't figure it out by looking at other animals? They knew that the stuff that came out of your dick put a baby in the woman's tummy, but the individual sperms couldn't be seen until the invention of microscopes
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Jun 11, 2016 14:41
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Reminder that masturbation and homosexuality are sins because your retarded ancestors thought you had a finite number of ghosts in your dick so you shouldn't spray your ectoplasm in places that won't make babies. So they'd abstain from all sex until they had nocturnal emissions which defeated the purpose because the lovely desert religions are loving retarded as gently caress.
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visceril posted:I actually really want to know what they thought cum was and what they thought the ovaries and uterus were for if they sincerely believed things like "the woman builds the babby in there out of scratch and the dad shoots a ghostly white soul up in there" they couldn't see that there were sperm in the semen until the late 1600s so like he said cersei wouldn't know how many babies were lost. they'd all probably assume each shot was one babychance.
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I love how some people assume our ancestors were all poo poo eating retards because they didn't know about microscopes and gem theory. They had condoms back in like the 1500s and poo poo. Humans have had the same brains and intelligence for a long long time. Knowledge keeps growing, but they were just as smart as we are today even back in the BCs.
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Jun 11, 2016 15:22
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they pretty much were poo poo eating retards , but because their was no organized education for anything other than the specific profession you would chose, and also because malnourished peasants dont have the same brains and intelligence as extremely wealthy people who have never known hunger
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You're still talking about a biological dive. That's like saying people didn't understand what eating was.
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Solice Kirsk posted:You're still talking about a biological dive. That's like saying people didn't understand what eating was. They knew that sperm in woman=baby sometimes. But they didn't know the details. They certainly didn't know that sperm was made up of thousands of tiny sperms, each one capable of fertilizing the egg. There were people who thought that a baby was made up of collected sperm inside the mom, and if multiple people had sex with the same woman they kid would have the best traits of all it's dads. Or that if an animal had sex with a woman the woman would give birth to a human child with aspects of that animal People thought some dumb poo poo
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Jun 11, 2016 15:45
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Agreed, but her saying she ate his heirs isn't odd. 10000 may be a bit odd, but who knows, maybe maesters know about sperm? Or maybe he cummed on her a lot of times in their 10 year marriage. It's not as crazy as people are making it seem. Edit: I'd also like to say that I'm glad we're talking about the serious things in these books again. Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Jun 11, 2016 15:57
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Can we talk about how stupid the Maester system is?
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maybe they had invented the homonculus theory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus
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boom boom boom posted:Can we talk about how stupid the Maester system is? Maesters are not that much different from engineers: no female students, they live in celibacy, and they spend their time with knights and dungeons.
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Jun 11, 2016 16:06
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Mæsters are just monks, but secular. Like, back in our real medieval period, we had dudes just like them except our dudes were going on about Jesus instead. They were highly educated in multiple areas or just single ones. Of all the idiotic things in ASoIaF, that's probably the least objectionable.
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Maesters are the least goofy vehicle for exposition GRRM could find. They can still be pretty goofy sometimes. Especially once they become a dragon-killing elders of zion conspiracy out of freaking nowhere. What I'm saying is Lady Dustin for Iron Throne 2016.
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Remember that at least 90% of the American population is loving retarded and we have an education system and magic devices that hold the entirety of human history and knowledge. Now think of how loving dumb people would be without that poo poo.
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Hogge Wild posted:Maesters are not that much different from engineers: no female students, they live in celibacy, and they spend their time with knights and dungeons. I mean in as such as it's a system that seems to discourage specialization and encourage dabbling.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Remember that at least 90% of the American population is loving retarded and we have an education system and magic devices that hold the entirety of human history and knowledge. i always think of this when someone i know doesn't know some basic thing and asks me. you have google attached to you at all times now.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i always think of this when someone i know doesn't know some basic thing and asks me. you have google attached to you at all times now. I know, we have been given the ability to remove almost all in-person human interaction from our lives, and some people just refuse to do so.
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boom boom boom posted:I know, we have been given the ability to remove almost all in-person human interaction from our lives, and some people just refuse to do so. Fucken creeps.
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boom boom boom posted:I know, we have been given the ability to remove almost all in-person human interaction from our lives, and some people just refuse to do so. it's just weird to rely on me when google knows more than me. i mean like coworkers will have an argument about some fact and wait for me to come around to ask me. or my coworker that showed me some "every member of obama's cabinet is muslim" chain email but didn't go on snopes or something to check it out.
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's just weird to rely on me when google knows more than me. i mean like coworkers will have an argument about some fact and wait for me to come around to ask me. or my coworker that showed me some "every member of obama's cabinet is muslim" chain email but didn't go on snopes or something to check it out. There is literally nothing more aggravating than someone respecting or seeking out your opinion. I went to a restaurant with a guy and he asked me "what's good here?" and I was like, "why are you asking me, check Yelp, dumbass!" It worked, he never spoke to me again.
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Jun 11, 2016 23:59
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these weren't opinions they were questions of fact.
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Groovelord Neato posted:these weren't opinions they were questions of fact. If they're asking you about obama's secret muslim cabinet then they have some feelings about the president and the literal only thing they care about is litmus testing you to see if you have those feelings too.
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Lets get back to what matters here: You mean to tell me that these dumbass medievals figured out that eating cum doesn't make babies? Wasn't there some IRL ancient queen or mythological figure that ate cum as a way of eating souls to stay young and immortal? As for the 10k figure, I'm surprised gurm didn't make up that the masters said that each cumshot has 7 sperms/souls in it. How many cold sores do you think Circe has at any given moment from all of those sticky princes coming out of what I assume is a pus-riddled shitdick
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welp, this thread was fun. but now it's dead
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visceril posted:Lets get back to what matters here: That's making me barf
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