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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Inzombiac posted:

I forgot that I'm in this thread a lot but almost never contribute.

Here I am being held by one of my oldest friends at a party where I didn't know anyone. I'm 6' and he towers over me.


Nice jugs and anus.

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Busket Posket posted:

Was that the weirdly scratchy cloth-covered bendable gold snake that was in every Cleopatra costume from 1970-2000? It's still a good look, you could make it your thing.

I rediscovered a selfie worthy of the gang tag now, my pre-surgery I'm-not-scared-as-balls shot:



The surgery I was about to get, an L4-S1 360-degree fusion with titanium bits (spoilered for medical diagram):



(I woke up midway through the procedure and they gave me ketamine to make sure I didn't move and paralyze myself.)

And here's Lazarus, who thought she was hiding from me:



I have no idea. The relative who shared it has a sideline selling vintage jewelry and clothes, going over their house was the best thing when I was a kid. Also that surgery looks intense, and your cat is adorable.

Grandmother of Five posted:

lookin' great. i like the lipstick but you'd look killer in a bright red imo

Thanks! I usually wear red, but I've been in a bit of a makeup rut, so I'm trying to branch out a little. I'm sure I'll default sooner or later.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Mocking Bird posted:

I am here waiting for the day the prophecy foretold where both Cash Crab and NotAnArtist smile in photos because I bet they have nice smiles :3:



as good as it gets tbh

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Crow Jane posted:

Thanks! I usually wear red, but I've been in a bit of a makeup rut, so I'm trying to branch out a little. I'm sure I'll default sooner or later.

i bet you'd rock pretty much all dark or bright reddish colours, even purple, browns, etc, if you don't already. you've got great skin tone and hair colour for some really striking, dark contrast colors.


don't know which one you are, both you're both lookin' mighty fine

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Luvcow posted:

except this thread has definitely been a hug box and i'm not saying it's a bad thing I just want that dude to hear some other voices and i think his style and look is better than most of the other dudes who've posted itt and i don't mean that as an insult to any of those other dudes

The rest of the people in this thread have very little potential.. mostly human trash.. so people have to be nice to them because there's nothing else to say, but this guy could actually look good with just a haircut and a shave so he gets advice instead of just saying untrue nice things about him

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Carmant posted:

The rest of the people in this thread have very little potential.. mostly human trash.. so people have to be nice to them because there's nothing else to say, but this guy could actually look good with just a haircut and a shave so he gets advice instead of just saying untrue nice things about him

Edgy brah

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Carmant posted:

The rest of the people in this thread have very little potential.. mostly human trash.. so people have to be nice to them because there's nothing else to say, but this guy could actually look good with just a haircut and a shave so he gets advice instead of just saying untrue nice things about him

:ohdear: Oh, no, I've been owned

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


cash crab posted:

:ohdear: Oh, no, I've been owned

Sorry for owning you it wasn't my intention.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

cash crab posted:



as good as it gets tbh

I am writing fanfic where you two go to visit Action Jackson! in Munich and have a great time.

(Not really but this pic gives off the same "hells yeah having fun!" vibe. :unsmith:)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Cash crab, you're adorable :3:

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Luvcow posted:

except this thread has definitely been a hug box and i'm not saying it's a bad thing I just want that dude to hear some other voices and i think his style and look is better than most of the other dudes who've posted itt and i don't mean that as an insult to any of those other dudes

post a picture of yourself and I will compliment it hard as f

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


That is my BFF, Alexander, and I cannot remember why we were having so much fun that day. The six-packs probably helped. :3: And thank you, Crow Jane.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Hi my name is frozenpussy and I lust after forum moderators because that's healthy.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

cash crab posted:

That is my BFF, Alexander, and I cannot remember why we were having so much fun that day. The six-packs probably helped. :3: And thank you, Crow Jane.

My BFF is also named Alexander, it is a really solid BFF name.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

frozenpussy posted:

Hi my name is frozenpussy and I lust after forum moderators because that's healthy.

Anything on the www is fair game.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

I forgot that I'm in this thread a lot but almost never contribute.

Here I am being held by one of my oldest friends at a party where I didn't know anyone. I'm 6' and he towers over me.


You look extremely handsome for real, my man.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Action Jackson! posted:



Summer means drinking while walking home from work.

You look like you'd be a fun and kind person to be friends or coworkers with.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

cash crab posted:



as good as it gets tbh

Looking good!

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

NotAnArtist posted:



Tinder date. The after picture will be a big old scar where one of my kidneys was.

You look good and very impressive. You look like the kind of man who would start a business and hire a man like me to work for him and be slightly scary at first at the coffee machine but then you'd turn out to be alright and also really smart.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

RC Cola posted:

All of my hockey stuff came in! I start playing the 20th!
Not pictured. My skates because I don't wear them in the house.


It's cool that you wear all the other things in the house.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Crow Jane posted:

Relative of mine just shared this picture of my brother and I playing dress-up as kids. I think we're 8 and 6 or thereabouts? He's 6'5" now, it may be the last time I was taller than him. Kinda wish I had that rad snake necklace/tiara today.



And here's a glamour shot of my big dumb adult face:



Your big adult face is very pretty, I think. I


OMGMYSPLEEN posted:



Killing time waiting for a train so I can troubleshoot garbage equipment.

You look like the kind of guy who would stop his car and help a retarded guy like me out when you saw me stranded in the side of the road w. my family in the car looking all confused because my car stopped working and you'd have a bottle of cold water that you'd give to my kid and then you'd know how to fix my engine and be a super cool guy about it. Like, you wouldn't belittle me or try to assert yourself because you know this stuff and I don't, because you also understand that it's important to some men not to lose face in front of their wife.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Breath Ray posted:

You are too mature tall and slim for the rolled pant I think. How was the date?

e. Oops thought this was waywt. Here's me

Another handsome as heck man. Jesus christ.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Wish I had posted a picture so I could get in on this compliment train. Alas.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Methanar posted:



I actually think I look okay here.

You have a good jaw line my man. I would do something about the hair if I were you, not because it looks bad as such but because its the first thing the eyes are drawn to and that's a shame w. your good bone structure and marked eyebrows.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wish I had posted a picture so I could get on this compliment train. Alas.

You can post yours after I post mine, in this thread.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Minimalist Program posted:

You can post yours after I post mine, in this thread.

There is nothing physically preventing that possibility from happening, no.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨
I am sad that Minimalist Program skips me every time :smith:

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

frozenpussy posted:

2012


2013


2014


2015


As for right now, um. Can I get back to you in at least a month after I've whipped myself back in shape, I'm about 30 pounds heavier than I'd like to be right now. :cripes:


Haha what on earth are you on about losing 30 pounds.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Busket Posket posted:

I am sad that Minimalist Program skips me every time :smith:

I sort of glaze over the posts with cats in them, even when there's also a picture of a person in there. Hang on!

e: you look like a very warm and interesting person and also probably pretty brave because I almosted fainted just from that operation pic alone and the thought of having stuff like that put inside my body is making me a little queasy.

Minimalist Program has a new favorite as of 23:17 on Jun 11, 2016

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Minimalist Program posted:

Haha what on earth are you on about losing 30 pounds.

yeah he def doesn't need to, but in his first pic he is fit as hell and if he wants to return to that form then that is a truly noble goal

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
Me next me next me next!!!

I hate selfies but a very sweet, special lady friend I haven't seen in a long time wanted to see my face, about 2 weeks ago.


Bonus pic of when I was a junior in high school. I was late this day, didn't know it was picture day and my hair was still damp. I was probably a little stoned too.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001



Shave and a haircut.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Constipated posted:

Me next me next me next!!!

I hate selfies but a very sweet, special lady friend I haven't seen in a long time wanted to see my face, about 2 weeks ago.


Bonus pic of when I was a junior in high school. I was late this day, didn't know it was picture day and my hair was still damp. I was probably a little stoned too.


Ahh, gently caress. You look so familiar to me. This is going to bug me a lot.


The Midniter posted:



Shave and a haircut.

Looks great!

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

cash crab posted:

Ahh, gently caress. You look so familiar to me. This is going to bug me a lot.

Dylan Klebold in that Jr high pic

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Minimalist Program posted:

I sort of glaze over the posts with cats in them, even when there's also a picture of a person in there. Hang on!

e: you look like a very warm and interesting person and also probably pretty brave because I almosted fainted just from that operation pic alone and the thought of having stuff like that put inside my body is making me a little queasy.

:kimchi: Thank you MP; now my insides are as warm and fuzzy as the cats you glaze over.

Constipated posted:

Me next me next me next!!!

I hate selfies but a very sweet, special lady friend I haven't seen in a long time wanted to see my face, about 2 weeks ago.


I hope you and your sweet, special lady friend have a successful reconnection! You look like you would buy her a pretty flower and remember a movie she used to watch all the time.

The Midniter posted:



Shave and a haircut.

The razor missed your face completely, but you're quite handsome and probably use some good-smelling pomade.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

cash crab posted:

Ahh, gently caress. You look so familiar to me. This is going to bug me a lot.

A little Jesse Eisenberg going on with that one.

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

cash crab posted:

Ahh, gently caress. You look so familiar to me. This is going to bug me a lot.

Ever live in Ohio? I used to talk to alot of goons in the I'm bored come talk to me threads too.

2014


and 2012. I really miss having this hair

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Detective Thompson posted:

A little Jesse Eisenberg going on with that one.

*slaps forehead* Thank you!

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now

Detective Thompson posted:

A little Jesse Eisenberg going on with that one.

Fuckkk no one has ever said that to me but I totally see it. When I was 14 some girls thought I looked like Chester from Linkin Park.. :unsmith:

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schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



The Midniter posted:



Shave and a haircut.

Haircut is good. You also have very pretty eyes.

Out of curiosity, what is the pink thing behind you? Are you, perhaps, escorting Lisa Frank somewhere?

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