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His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Hell I'd eat mämmi for 200k too

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal


drat it Brooke, nobody cares. stop pretending a circular from AT&T and your credit card statement constitute "many letters."

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (May 19, 1951)


Barnaby (October 24, 1942)


Nancy (July 3, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (March 16, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (April 14, 1923)


Barney Google (April 1, 1922)


Lil' Abner (November 28, 1936)

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

RIP Blaze Rize.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail Meets the Incredible Shrinking Woman


They are in an unknown cave. That is well up there on the list of places where you do not do things based on "faith". He is the worst educational naturalist adventurer.

quote:

The Phantom


That chin.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes and :can:





:3:

Ripley's

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County's promised answer to life's stupidest, unanswerable questions went up this morning, and it was...a surprise.

Skippy (April 13, 1929)



Peanuts, starring A Beagle In Exile. (June 14, 1969)



Smirky Smirkersmirk



Beat Feet! Here Comes Johnny Lawshaft!



And thus, in the Funkyverse future (which is also the present), one twin has developed a distrust of authority, while the other has an almost pathological yearning to toe the line at all costs. Unintended consequence of punchline confirmed.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (May 29-30, 1929)





Thimble Theater (December 30, 1929)

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

EasyEW posted:

Beat Feet! Here Comes Johnny Lawshaft!



And thus, in the Funkyverse future (which is also the present), one twin has developed a distrust of authority, while the other has an almost pathological yearning to toe the line at all costs. Unintended consequence of punchline confirmed.

I'd probably have much more fondness for Batiuk (So, like, any fondness at all) if everything "funny" that happened now in Crankshaft always had relatively serious consequences ten years later in the Funky strips that ran a few months ago.

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.
Something about that last panel in Tina's Groove made me laugh really hard today, don't know why.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

goatface posted:

That chin.

It's not a chin, it's a third fist.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Simian_Prime posted:

Something about that last panel in Tina's Groove made me laugh really hard today, don't know why.

It's pretty funny, don't worry about it.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail Meets the Incredible Shrinking Woman

"Carina, I know you're asking me to stay. Stay--please please please don't go away..."

F Minus



Mary Worth



Mary looks a little pissed to me for some reason. Maybe she's talking all sarcastic. "Oh you did this obvious thing and it helped? Well whoop-dee-poo poo, Dawn!"

Rex Morgan MD



Ah, there's Rex's cut! Finally. And Buck gets "something."

Also I have three words for Rex: Safe Deposit Box.

Secret Agent X-9



Man it seems the FBI just had agents coming out of their ears back then.

Apartment 3-G



"And I'll not hear another disparaging word from you about this woman I didn't care about until just now."

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If Luann ends up with Piro I don't even know

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
I feel like demon child is going to scribble on the rare comics and get excused because she's an 'artist', and HH will say something like 'Oh well, my dad hated them anway, and as the son of a mid-century comic book artist cash certainly isn't tight for me, no worries.'

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange




Pterry did it better. :britain:

Laputanmachine
Oct 31, 2010

by Smythe

Ardeem posted:

Pterry did it better. :britain:

Emptyquoting this.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Ardeem posted:

Pterry did it better. :britain:
So much better it's not even worth comparing.

:rip: :(

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Not Including Luann, 9 Chickweed Lane, Nancy, Piranha Club, Mike duJour or Rose is Rose- Quite Possibly the Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley


Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils


Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate


Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Ardeem posted:

Pterry did it better. :britain:
GNU Terry Pratchett. :(


The Classic Dinette Set knows that's how they get you.


Working Daze makes me wish I had a funnier comic.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is too high-concept for its own good.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Simian_Prime posted:

Something about that last panel in Tina's Groove made me laugh really hard today, don't know why.

Same here; he just looks so exasperated.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin




Classic Dilbert



kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



This can definitely get some reaction panel use.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

treasureplane posted:

Lil' Abner (November 28, 1936)

Didn't Mitt Romney get in trouble for this?





Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



Outbursts of Everett True



And He Did.



Guess If They Are Married!



Whoops Sisters

¡PLOP!


Good Time Guy (click for big)



Dave’s Delicatessen (click for big)



Mopsy



Feiffer (click for big)



Jaf



Wee Pals (click for big)



Mr. Tweedy



Andy Capp (click for big)

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic


"I'm so naughty! Tee hee hee!"




Radio Patrol





Rip Kirby




And now your fingerprints are on it. Good work!


Big Ben Bolt


Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Selachian posted:

Rhymes with Orange



Ugh, there's already a God of Hangovers
e - as was already sorta pointed out. But context provided!

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Manuel Calavera posted:

Ugh, there's already a God of Hangovers
e - as was already sorta pointed out. But context provided!

Oh, God. :eng101:

Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.

The Sphinxster posted:

If Luann ends up with Piro I don't even know
I hope Piro's name is actually "Pyro" and he burns down the dorm with everyone in it.

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

To be fair, this is a rare FBOFW where a parent actually expresses something like love for their child.

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

Slammy posted:

Didn't Mitt Romney get in trouble for this?



As I've said, Li'l Abner is way too mean-spirited. Plus, Al Capp was a rapist.

quote:

Andy Capp (click for big)


What exactly was the end of that sermon supposed to be? "And at the end, he gets infected by Cordyceps spores" ?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County tests a theory.



Peanuts (June 15, 1969)



Life's harshest blow: The art that got cut to make this into a tabloid layout was Shermy's last in-panel appearance ever.



Funky Winkerbean continues the fake nostalgia wank.



Ovaltine is still on the market, but thanks to the company being bought out by the Nesquik cartel in the 90s, you wouldn't know it. Are they going to comp TomBat for the product placement?

Smartass Old Geezer, also known as Crankshaft



Out Our Way With The Willets (March 13 and 20, 1927, click to zoom)



Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

People in the southern New England region might be interested to know that Gilchrist is going to be a guest at ConnectiCon this year.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



Outbursts of Everett True



And He Did.



Guess If They Are Married!




Whoops Sisters



Good Time Guy (click for big)



Dave’s Delicatessen (click for big)



Mopsy



Feiffer (click for big)



Jaf



Wee Pals (click for big)



Mr. Tweedy



Andy Capp (click for big)

Slammy fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Jun 12, 2016

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SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

EasyEW posted:

Smartass Old Geezer, also known as Crankshaft


A dumb snarky quip stretched out into a multi-panel "joke" or a horrifying glimpse at how an old man's mind is slowly deteriorating but he is nevertheless still forced to confront philosophically and theologically troubling issues presented to him by the ugly realities of our own existence? You decide!

It's probably both.

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