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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I would love a two-parter where the ship gets boarded and literally everybody on board gets raped.

When I was a kid and the episode aired where Crusher falls in love with the trill guy and then had to put his worm inside Riker and then some other chick, my mom list her mind laughing. For months she would just randomly say "Beverly" in the manner of the woman who got the worm.

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The royale was a good episode and nagillum was suitably creepy and Rikers eggs looked like poo poo.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I hated The Royale, and isn't the Nagilum episode where we got that gif of the black pilot freaking out because there's no more fried chicken?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


I'm not sure how weed smoking affects my voyager experience. While high I become acutely aware of how inane the technobabble is and how ludacris the battle scenes are on the bridge.

That's some fine acting you have there. Yup.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
The Royale would probably be considered rmore memorable if it had been a TOS show. They probably would have flipped it around though to be more like Our Man Bashir, though, so they have an excuse to work in a Cold War spy plotline into the story so Kirk could be a dashing action spy character ala James Bond and make it like Casino Royale or something.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I'd watch that. Sounds like a TOS season three episode.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

criscodisco posted:

I hated The Royale, and isn't the Nagilum episode where we got that gif of the black pilot freaking out because there's no more fried chicken?

i remember the gif w the lady in stripper heels crushing watermelon slices

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I don't think that was a star trek gif

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Ambiguous ending. Spoiler alert the Romulan is from the past. Messages may or may not have made it home. Voyager now to cruise towards the next interesting sensor reading.

For an episode where nothing happens, it's not so bad. Picardo is such a great actor, I'm glad EMHs count as aliens so he got to be great from the start. Actually the b plot is pretty good. Can/should you just reprogram your rear end in a top hat doctor? The answer is yes you can, and probably should have. Dude has serious bedside issues. But I'm glad Janeway is a pushover and let Kes talk her out of it.

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

cheerfullydrab posted:

I hope the new Star Trek bucks the recent trend of grimdark TV shows and goes way more into happy and stupid.

"Captain, it's Commander Sukfuk's birthday, and the replicator's broken, and we don't have enough candles!!!"

*43 minutes of away missions, alien negotiations, and friendship building later, a stuffy Vulcan surrounded by the rest of the main crew characters sits in front of a birthday cake filled with candles, wearing a pointy sparkly birthday hat*

"This hat is highly illogical."

*all characters laugh uproariously, freeze frame, credits roll*

I think I saw that episode of Enterprise.

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO
Ok so latest episode of Voyager here (why is this poo poo on free to air once a weekday) is the one where the ship is getting some bomb rear end new weapons put in. Something happens and Seven Of Nine assaults a guy. They do an investigation and first they think the dude's lying, then Seven's lying, then the Doctor's all like 'Who is lying???' and then it turns out that Seven was having flashbacks to 'nam maybe? Anyway they chase the guy down and are all 'yo mang sorry about accusing you but you're probably innocent' and he's all 'gently caress THE POLICE' and his ship blows up. Everyone feels sad and nothing of consequence happens, the end.

gently caress I'm really struggling to remember the details of any of this episode. I think the Doctor at the end is all 'hey Captain please delete the parts of my brain that let me feel guilt or whatever' and Janeway's all 'yeah but check out these guns tho' and Tuvok does something. Repeat that part for like the next 2 seasons, at least, from my vaguer recollections of future episodes.

dojokm
Sep 20, 2001

Voyager has been my bedtime show for the last few months. I'm basically going at one episode a week because I fall asleep in like 10 minutes and then try to rewind to where I was last time. Once in awhile there will be a decent episode that holds my attention.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm going to watch star trek generations for the first time in like 12 years

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Big Mean Jerk posted:

get the gently caress outta here

data not being an autistic bore for once? check.
Picard having to sit through the world's worst audiobook? check.
memorable guest stars? check.
worf being funny? check.
Riker and data gambling their way out of a jam? check.
Cowboy hat? Check.

I'm afraid the math is clear, and The Royale checks out as "baller as gently caress". :shrug:

The Royale is a top ten TNG episode and anyone who says otherwise is some kind of idiot baby

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Generations was ok, enjoyable. How come the uniforms kept switching around?

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Not enough new uniforms to go around.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Generations was ok, enjoyable. How come the uniforms kept switching around?

They had designed brand new uniforms for the TNG crew but nixed them at the last minute. So Data and Picard had new tailored DS9 uniforms made, but everyone else had to borrow from the DS9 cast. Geordi borrowed from O'Brien and Riker borrowed from Sisko, IIRC. That uniform change was so last minute that the action figures made for the movie actually had the new uniform style.

Found this;


I actually like those uniforms a lot :shrug:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I love Hollywoods dumbshit reasoning for things, i.e. "concern over presenting too many new elements to the audience". Yeah, cause people are gonna be confused off their asses if they see new uniforms.

".... wait, are we sure we bought tickets to the new Star Trek film? Did we walk into the wrong theatre? Cause I see the Enterprise, but these characters are wearing slightly different uniforms and I just can't figure this poo poo out."

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
lmbo

It was neat to see Nurse Ogawa show up. Watching First Contact now and she's there too.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Nurse Ogawa was a oval office.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

criscodisco posted:

Nurse Ogawa was a oval office.

:smithcloud:

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
I had a crush on Nurse Ogawa. :allears:

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Goddamn that's a terrifying doll but somehow it looks just like her.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
In an alternate reality, O'Brien hooked up with her instead, when someone told him, "That Japanese lady over there is sort of sweet on you."

In our timeline, he turns around too late to see Keiko walking into the room and Ogawa leaving.

dojokm
Sep 20, 2001

remember when she turned into a monkey?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Typical Pubbie posted:

I had a crush on Nurse Ogawa. :allears:



"Do you want to know why I use a hypospray? Phasers are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

AugmentedVision posted:

new meme do not still



Nice Janeway hoverhand there!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Wolfsheim posted:

The Royale is a top ten TNG episode and anyone who says otherwise is some kind of idiot baby

As someone who deals in a casino for a living, whose specialty is craps, I feel like I'm obligated to like The Royale.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

do you think anyone ever told wesley a ghost hosed his mom so good she tried to quit her job?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

do you think anyone ever told wesley a ghost hosed his mom so good she tried to quit her job?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

lmao at adult wesley. dude was lovin' life.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Wonder what sort of space madness happened to give him blue eyes.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Am I the only one who sees Clint Howard in this guy?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Why didn't anyone think of replicating an ambo jitsu suit that protected against electrical burns for anyone working around an EPS conduit?

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.



How did Q get that so wrong?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

vortmax posted:

How did Q get that so wrong?

Q is actually kind of a dumbass.

John de Lancie is wonderful tho.

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
grand nagus zek: quaaaaaaaaaaarrrrkkk, eeehehhhheheheheeeeeheheheheheheheheee

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
they should have scrapped voyager in favor of a ferengi spinoff

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

vortmax posted:



How did Q get that so wrong?

well keep in mind that Q was trying to tempt Riker with god powers, so it's entirely possible that when Riker cast "make 10 years older" Q quietly curveballed it a little and altered the image completely

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

vortmax posted:



How did Q get that so wrong?

he judged a photoshop contest between SA and Fark and declared Fark the winner

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