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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Murricahhhhh!!

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kami
Feb 10, 2004

GATTACA!!
GATTACA!!
All hail John Brooks

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
:vince:

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

McSpankWich posted:

If Country of the Year was a thing the USA would win every year obviously

its real and the previous 3 winners are Uruguay, Tunisia and Myanmar

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Wow hell yeah! Soccer FTW! suck it paraguay you landlocked assholes!

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
This team is going to get brutally hosed to death by Brazil if Colombia wins tonight

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmqqvd61RTA

BelovedWebPatron
Nov 30, 2015

I know this is a cash grab tournament and all but I'm hyped up for this win

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Funkysauce
Sep 18, 2005
...and what about the kick in the groin?
The referee is off to Las Vegas to get back to the Blackjack table where he deals A LOT OF CARDS! :)

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
U S Fuckin A

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Well at least the idiot pundits here will shut up about there still being hope for us and this will be treated as what it really is and always has been, a meaningless friendly against Colombia.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Fake and gay

McSpankWich
Aug 31, 2005

Plum Island Animal Disease Research Center. Sounds charming.

Looking forward to getting hateraped by Brazil

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
ParaGAY

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Simone Poodoin posted:

Well at least the idiot pundits here will shut up about there still being hope for us and this will be treated as what it really is and always has been, a meaningless friendly against Colombia.

you're lucky we never thought of a good rivals pun for Costa Rica

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
So if Costa Rica wins then the US takes the group, yea? And they'd play (presumably) Ecuador instead of Brazil?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Blues Brothers is on another channel. Good palate cleanser

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Mr. Mambold posted:

Blues Brothers is on another channel. Good palate cleanser

El Rey is playing Bloodsport right now.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Wow man it's 2016

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



African AIDS cum posted:

you're lucky we never thought of a good rivals pun for Costa Rica

The Urugays called us Costa Pobre and they haven't beaten us since, so be careful!

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Simone Poodoin posted:

The Urugays called us Costa Pobre and they haven't beaten us since, so be careful!

Did we? I only remember the MUERTOS graffiti in your embassy

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Simone Poodoin posted:

The Urugays called us Costa Pobre and they haven't beaten us since, so be careful!

Thats pretty good. They got a bit cocky after winning the economist country of the year

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
I'm in this weird place right now where I almost wonder if the US would be better if Jozy was on the team. Then I remember he is terrible so that makes this entire team that much more terrible.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Don't cross the line

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Polidoro posted:

Did we? I only remember the MUERTOS graffiti in your embassy

It was some paper publishing that in the sports section and the media here blew it all out of proportion to incite the passion that all ticos feel for the national team (when they're winning). Right now 80% of the "fans" are not even gonna watch and are probably looking for receipts to return their brand new replica kits.

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
The schnoz on Guzan. Holy moly what a nose

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
Costa Retards

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Simone Poodoin posted:

It was some paper publishing that in the sports section and the media here blew it all out of proportion to incite the passion that all ticos feel for the national team (when they're winning). Right now 80% of the "fans" are not even gonna watch and are probably looking for receipts to return their brand new replica kits.

Lol its the same here.

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
Costa Zika

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Mechafunkzilla posted:

This team is going to get brutally hosed to death by Brazil if Colombia wins tonight

This is the USMNT, getting out of the group is our championship

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
That'll do pig, that'll do.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I hope Venegas scores and own goal and then gets sent off, that might keep him away from the national team once and for all.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
We are gonna gently caress Brazil up the rear end in one of our big NFL stadiums because we have the infrastructure to host big tournaments like this on a whim with ease

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

African AIDS cum posted:

We are gonna gently caress Brazil up the rear end in one of our big NFL stadiums because we have the infrastructure to host big tournaments like this on a whim with ease

In fact, just move the Rio olympics to here, fewer athletes will die of Super Bacteria and mosquito plague that way.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

African AIDS cum posted:

We are gonna gently caress Brazil up the rear end in one of our big NFL stadiums because we have the infrastructure to host big tournaments like this on a whim with ease

You don't need that much money to gently caress Brazil up the rear end tbf

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
Lmao

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Just send the German team out in USA unis to play Brazil, Klinsmann can set that up right

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

gently caress yeah USA

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Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



You gotta be kidding me, the fraud will stay forever

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