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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

EvilGenius posted:

Then there's the gendered bathroom laws. Good news! The thing you think your wives and daughters need protecting from, doesn't actually happen! No laws are required! But ARE CHILDRENS!

One of the most fascinating things about this whole bathroom thing is that the people posting about how transgender folks should strictly adhere to a sign to prevent some imagined threat of rape tend to be the same people that laugh at the idea of banning guns at schools and putting up "Gun Free Zone" signs stopping school shootings.

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Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
The best part about the bathroom debate is how it just largely disappeared when that news story about the kid falling into the zoo enclosure came out.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

SpacePig posted:

One of the most fascinating things about this whole bathroom thing is that the people posting about how transgender folks should strictly adhere to a sign to prevent some imagined threat of rape tend to be the same people that laugh at the idea of banning guns at schools and putting up "Gun Free Zone" signs stopping school shootings.

I'm also curious as to why conservatives are suddenly so concerned with rape. It was practically a joke to them during the 2014 elections. And if they're so concerned with protecting children from rapists, why are they still defending Dennis Hastert?

Guilty Spork
Feb 26, 2011

Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

Ularg posted:

Okay this one is great:


"Hulk Hogan will break you, in a courtroom, if he has the backing of a Silicon Valley millionaire who has a grudge against you."

Strange Charm
Apr 6, 2008

The awkward/ugly thread is gone, but collaborative wikis are a kind of social media, right?






Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

socilest butthomo posted:

The awkward/ugly thread is gone, but collaborative wikis are a kind of social media, right?








Ahahahaha, holy poo poo

"What a shame she's dead, I sure will miss her feet"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Why dont americans praise the coast guard more? They're the only ones actively protecting and saving american lives literally every day
:captainpop:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'm also curious as to why conservatives are suddenly so concerned with rape. It was practically a joke to them during the 2014 elections. And if they're so concerned with protecting children from rapists, why are they still defending Dennis Hastert?

If you actually think about it, it's almost internally consistent. Rape is usually written off because it's thought that there was something the woman could've done to prevent it. The only way rape is considered bad is if it's in addition to another bad thing, like breaking and entering. If you take away the excuse of "He shouldn't have been in the women's room in the first place", then the rape isn't bad anymore.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Pope Corky the IX posted:

I'm also curious as to why conservatives are suddenly so concerned with rape. It was practically a joke to them during the 2014 elections. And if they're so concerned with protecting children from rapists, why are they still defending Dennis Hastert?

It's because they're self serving twats with a lazer focus on the whims of their own hateful agendas and nothing else.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SpacePig posted:

If you actually think about it, it's almost internally consistent. Rape is usually written off because it's thought that there was something the woman could've done to prevent it. The only way rape is considered bad is if it's in addition to another bad thing, like breaking and entering. If you take away the excuse of "He shouldn't have been in the women's room in the first place", then the rape isn't bad anymore.

This actually makes sense. The drummer for Good English tried to justify it in her infamous letter as "This is completely different from a woman getting kidnapped and raped as she's walking to her car in the parking lot. That is a rapist. These are not rapists."

Like, any logical person would say "No, the guy who raped someone is literally a rapist. That's what the word means." But there seems to be a really unfortunate thing in our society where rapists are constantly defined as outsiders from your life. They're guys in trenchcoats hiding in bushes, or a thug with a switchblade in the alley who grabs a woman off the street at night. Even though the vast majority of sexual assault is committed by people the victims know, it's so ingrained that a rapist is a specific kind of criminal like a mugger or convenience store robber that people fall over themselves to defend the most common kind of rapist: someone you know who got drunk and thought it was harmless to shove his dick in an unconscious girl at a party.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Rape is only rape if a black person does it :pseudo:

e: content: how to be a wacky prankster!!!

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Jun 11, 2016

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Rape is only rape if a black person does it :pseudo:

Only LoB gets away with not sourcing his quotes. :colbert:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I know you're joking but the whole loving Stanford shitheap has had me on edge lately and the incredible double standards in sentencing is especially infuriating. I digress though, if you get me started I will turn this thread into a shitheap too

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



You cannot treat an internet thread like the newspaper you poop on jfc

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
"Change the internet explorer icon to the chrome icon"

loving owned.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The Saddest Rhino posted:

You cannot treat an internet thread like the newspaper you poop on jfc

I try to be a good posting example but I am only human avian :negative:

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
Don't forget that, in addition to being white, the guy's family is also wealthy. Him being white certainly ex[plains the public defending him, but being wealthy is probably what got him the reduced sentence in the first place.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

how to be a wacky prankster!!!


I love these. So many ways to spend ridiculous amounts of time and effort in order to slightly confuse someone briefly. :roflolmao:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
The judge is also a Stanford alumni so take that as you will.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


The CFO at work does #14 every single time anyone tries to talk to her. It was actually something recommended by her counselor or therapist or something as a way of handling her extreme inability to pay attention during conversations or remember what's being said to her: you try to predict what the person is about to finish their sentence with and say it with them, or repeat the end of their sentence right after them. She also was taught to immediately nod her head and say "Right" or "Yes" after you speak, regardless of whether or not she actually agrees. Considering how difficult it is to get her to understand fairly basic things, I don't think it's had much effect. It also sometimes makes conversations more confusing when she incorrectly predicts what you're about to say and talks over you.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I know you're joking but the whole loving Stanford shitheap has had me on edge lately and the incredible double standards in sentencing is especially infuriating. I digress though, if you get me started I will turn this thread into a shitheap too

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

chitoryu12 posted:

The CFO at work does #14 every single time anyone tries to talk to her. It was actually something recommended by her counselor or therapist or something as a way of handling her extreme inability to pay attention during conversations or remember what's being said to her: you try to predict what the person is about to finish their sentence with and say it with them, or repeat the end of their sentence right after them. She also was taught to immediately nod her head and say "Right" or "Yes" after you speak, regardless of whether or not she actually agrees. Considering how difficult it is to get her to understand fairly basic things, I don't think it's had much effect. It also sometimes makes conversations more confusing when she incorrectly predicts what you're about to say and talks over you.

#13 was just a joke from Frasier!

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011


Do none of you people have muslim friends? There's some magic loving poo poo there at times, especially when they're getting a bit, light-headed this time of year.





These two are from a girl I was with in high school that added me for some reason! She didn't post any of her anti-vaxx poo poo recently but it's somewhere in her 3000 or so baby pictures.





These are, again, from the same person, in this case one of the most cringy women I've ever known. I'd buy her an account because she'd fit in here perfectly. Bonus points for her knowing how retarded the second one is, but posting it anyway! (Google patronym if u dont get it)

This poo poo made me laugh though:



twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ularg posted:

The best part about the bathroom debate is how it just largely disappeared when that news story about the kid falling into the zoo enclosure came out.

Which is awesome because it's another event where people who think things work like the do in movies saying "couldn't they have tranq'd the Gorilla?" not knowing that tranqs are not like in the movies, they can take time to take effect, and if you watch the tape the kid was in very real danger; the one shown on the news was heavily edited and make it look like the kid was being protected, they removed the part where it was dragging the kid around by its leg.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008
The best part about the Target bathroom thing is going into work worrying if it's my store someone's going to threaten to shoot up today or if someone's going to plant a bomb in the bathroom (Both of those have happened at other Targets in my state already). Wait, did I say best part? I meant worst. The funny thing is that my coworkers who were dubious about the policy have come pretty full circle to supporting it because the people against it are so God drat crazy and there's been zero problems caused by the policy itself.

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Puppy Galaxy posted:

this guy isn't an idiot, he's just sharing a gift from a student, but it's amazing how far "keep calm carry on" has deviated from its original meaning. this version doesn't make any sense at all



This one was at my gym http://imgur.com/gallery/SgTv9fQ

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Rape is only rape if a black person does it :pseudo:

e: content: how to be a wacky prankster!!!



I too have read The Twits by Roald Dahl.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006



Your 5 year old took the picture, mm hm yes indeed

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Bill Dungsroman posted:



Your 5 year old took the picture, mm hm yes indeed

What even is the point of the subterfuge? Say "here is a lovely picture of me because I feel lovely" it's no worse than half the nonsense everyone else posts on facebook.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Even if her five year old did take it, she's the one who shared it.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bill Dungsroman posted:



Your 5 year old took the picture, mm hm yes indeed

Why is she choking the poo poo out of her 5 year old?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This isn't the selfie thread. I demand you probate yourself. :colbert:

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Puppy Time posted:

It remains entertaining to me that "fag" now means "interested in women."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k

Dr_Amazing
Apr 15, 2006

It's a long story

Strom Cuzewon posted:

I too have read The Twits by Roald Dahl.

Even worse. It's copying a joke from the office that copied the Twits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcoIMyU9bE4

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Who What Now posted:

This isn't the selfie thread. I demand you probate yourself. :colbert:

Do all birds look alike to you? :crossarms:

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Think you're going to meet people by socialising? Think again! You actually want to stay home and spy on your neighbours in the middle of the night. Then you meet them somehow? I dunno, you figure it out.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Tiggum posted:

Think you're going to meet people by socialising? Think again! You actually want to stay home and spy on your neighbours in the middle of the night. Then you meet them somehow? I dunno, you figure it out.

http://www.vice.com/read/millennials-have-discovered-going-out-sucks

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

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tviolet
May 20, 2004

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