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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
All I know is that I want a local MEAT DEALER, there aren't any real butchers around here

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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i used to be a bit of a meat dealer back in the day, if you know what i mean

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Sentient Data posted:

All I know is that I want a local MEAT DEALER, there aren't any real butchers around here

My town finally got one like 2 weeks ago.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Mithaldu posted:

Not sure why it mentions the blood, but this sounds like homebrew tetanus.

I wonder if any BBS ninjas ever tried to murder someone with the deadly poop magic of the orient and only gave someone a brief case of lock jaw.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Krinkle posted:

I wonder if any BBS ninjas ever tried to murder someone with the deadly poop magic of the orient and only gave someone a brief case of lock jaw.

I tried the DIY detonators for my wicked rear end chlorine crystal bombs using a concrete blasting charge pried open with pliers and inserted a magnesium strip. Then crimped it closed by hold said pliers over the end and stomping it. All was good until I lit it in the closed garage with no where to run in time. There is still a nice 'mystery' mark in the ceiling at my parents house.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcIMuoUcc1s

Martian Manfucker
Dec 27, 2012

misandry is real

isn't vice supposed to be good, why is this video so bad. why did they call me a moron at the beginning and then make homemade explosives with no professional oversight, and mix chemicals in an enclosed space.

nothing about this video adds up

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

nozh posted:

isn't vice supposed to be good, why is this video so bad. why did they call me a moron at the beginning and then make homemade explosives with no professional oversight, and mix chemicals in an enclosed space.

nothing about this video adds up

Aren't Vice the guys who gave out their source's GPS location while on the run in some banana republic?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

nomad2020 posted:

Aren't Vice the guys who gave out their source's GPS location while on the run in some banana republic?

Yes, John McAfee, Guatemala.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/mSYs9Z1.gifv

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

These guys are loving morons. Holy poo poo.

Yes, dude I'm sure someone totally got decapitated by an exploding aerosol can. What.

I'm pretty sure they manage to gently caress up the napalm too? I did that as a kid and the stuff melted instantly and turned into a gel. They seem to just soak the slightly compromised packing in fuel and pull it back out?

TTerrible fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Jun 11, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

"TAG! No takesies backsies!!! :haw:"

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

TTerrible posted:

These guys are loving morons. Holy poo poo.

Yes, dude I'm sure someone totally got decapitated by an exploding aerosol can. What.

An exploding keg, which is a bit more believable if, say, one of the ends blew off just right.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

dis astranagant posted:

An exploding keg, which is a bit more believable if, say, one of the ends blew off just right.

Oh, fair enough then maybe.

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

Punch the fish for god's sake!

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Rotacixe posted:

Punch the fish for god's sake!

What is that puncturing? It looks like something attached to the tank. It isn't just going straight into shoulder is it? :gonk:

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Yeah, looks like the marlin is caught on the stuff on his back.
Drag it on up and be all " I guess we're having marlin for dinner!"

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

TTerrible posted:

Oh, fair enough then maybe.

Google brings up a whole bunch of times people have been killed like this, unsurprisingly

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Rotacixe posted:

Punch the fish for god's sake!

Alternate solution: Summon giant robot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn22jvxfHOE

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





haveblue posted:

Alternate solution: Summon giant robot

Rescues fish, turns fish loose... fish swims directly back into trap. :doh:

PhysicsFrenzy
May 30, 2011

this, too, is physics
The house across the street from me is doing some construction. The other day they had a loader and about three guys standing around in the front, moving dirt somewhere or other. I heard them fighting-- apparently the guy in the loader didn't know what he was doing-- and I looked over, just in time to see the guy in the loader drop the bucket about two inches away from another guy's foot. There was a lot more screaming and calling him a loving idiot after that.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm kind of wondering what the aftermath of this looked like.

Connor the Conure
Jun 4, 2016

Spoiled to all hell

Say Nothing posted:

I'm kind of wondering what the aftermath of this looked like.



I'd imagine it was scrapped and sold to Jawas

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Connor the Conure posted:

I'd imagine it was scrapped and sold to Jawas

And the cake was thrown away.

Her twitter had a nice profile picture showing a giant black eye.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Say Nothing posted:

I'm kind of wondering what the aftermath of this looked like.



There's a wooden dowel in that cake :stonklol:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mistle posted:

There's a wooden dowel in that cake :stonklol:

Someone's going to get sued :mmmhmm: (Why are Kinder surprise eggs illegal in the US but impaling cakes are not?)

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Lurking Haro posted:

And the cake was thrown away.

Her twitter had a nice profile picture showing a giant black eye.

her???

also what was that person trying to do other than ruin a perfectly good cake anyway

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

I'm kind of wondering what the aftermath of this looked like.



That's a pretty cool sweatshirt, though.

JayKay
Sep 11, 2001

And you thought they were cute and cuddly.



According to Reddit, it's an angle grinder disc.

Edit: It's a cutoff wheel. Silly Reddit.

JayKay fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Jun 12, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Lurking Haro posted:

And the cake was thrown away.

Her twitter had a nice profile picture showing a giant black eye.

Also a nasty case of Sith eye

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

JayKay posted:



According to Reddit, it's an angle grinder disc.

That's a cutoff wheel, but still. I have prescription safety glasses that I try to wear as much as possible, but the bad thing is they're the curvy-lensed sports style, and they seriously gently caress with my depth perception. Not the best thing to have happen when you're running power tools.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also a nasty case of Sith eye



Thanks, I finally found the source video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCR8kbwxQ4g

Google Image search also thinks she's Albert Einstein.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I feel the quote is best without context because that makes it pretty peak OSHA.txt

"Today's exercise is to get this electric scooter to go as close to the speed of light as possible"

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
Weld safe guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DP5l9yYt-g

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Mistle posted:

There's a wooden dowel in that cake :stonklol:

Yeah, load baring cake tends to slump, especially if it gets moved around after being assembled or is left sitting out in the heat. Tall cakes usually need some kind of support to avoid collapse.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
something something Grover's bake shop

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
Silly bakery, assuming people would EAT a cake instead of just smashing their loving face into it

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

Javid posted:

Silly bakery, assuming people would EAT a cake instead of just smashing their loving face into it

That's pretty ignorant to say. There's plenty of reasons that stick in there can be dangerous without people smashing their face into it. Just imagine, as a simple exercise, having that thing sitting on a low table, and having someone slip and fall onto it rear end-end first.

It should at least have a solid plate or similar on the tip to make it much less likely to penetrate anything falling on it.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Mithaldu posted:

That's pretty ignorant to say. There's plenty of reasons that stick in there can be dangerous without people smashing their face into it. Just imagine, as a simple exercise, having that thing sitting on a low table, and having someone slip and fall onto it rear end-end first.

It should at least have a solid plate or similar on the tip to make it much less likely to penetrate anything falling on it.
Yeah, sure, you just happened to slip onto that dowel.

I don't know if safety ended dowels are practical, they are inserted into the cake after baking, not baked into the cake, so you can't really have something flared. My vote is to make less dumb model cakes that are 50% dowels and fondant, but at a certain point your best bet is to just make it so the purchaser knows its got structural bits. Bakers have gotten super wary of selling stuff like king cakes with the baby in them so if people get too sue happy, my wish just might come true as bakers self regulate and stop selling so many dumb cakes.

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

zedprime posted:

Yeah, sure, you just happened to slip onto that dowel.

"I swear doc, million to one shot"

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