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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
MAF chat. just enjoy the buzz for tonight folks. We can figure this poo poo out in the coming months. Enjoy yourselves tonight.

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Hey PAS we just won the goddamn Cup about an hour ago, can we hold off on posting lines and salary cap bullshit for like, a day, and enjoy this??

More importantly I went 4-0 on essay bets this playoffs season so this summer we can look forward to:

Tofes - Crosby
Habibi - Letang
Wonderllama - Rust
McVey - Boninoboninoboninoboninobonino

Thanks for playing, fellas.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

ElwoodCuse posted:

And then when he demands a trade they get like a 7th round pick for him while retaining salary. And then they have to sign a backup because Zatkoff is out of here and Tristan Jarry is drat sure not ready for the NHL.

You mean like Matt Murray wasn't ready for the NHL a year ago? :haw:

You're seriously underestimating MAF's value on the market, as long as doctors agree he's healthy. He's regarded around the league as a Proven Veteran, a super amazing locker room guy, and Marketing departments would salivate over the prospect of getting him in their team's uniform.

Oh and Cam Ward is definitely going to be Murray's backup next year, unless someone (we're looking at you, Canucks and Oilers) is dumb enough to promise him a starter gig.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

why are we talking about next season like 6 minutes after winning the cup

buncha steve simmonses in here

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

VendaGoat posted:

What, do you live in loving Des Moines?

Look, a single person getting dinner, at a basic place in a decent "Go to" spot is roughly 70 dollars,.

You're telling me, you can not eschew two weeks of going out and getting a piece of clothing that you can wear, for the next however many loving years, is a bad deal considered?

loving blow me.

200 dollars, all thing considered is not a "Huge" amount of money.

Now if you are living paycheck to paycheck, which means you are not going out to eat, AT loving ALL, then fine, it is a huge amount of money.

But, if you can afford to hit up a city's "hot spot" then yes, you can suffer through a couple weeks to get something awesome to wear.

What if I did that and have been budgeting to finally afford full hockey pads, stick, skates, and league entry fee to finally start playing hockey myself? Is that a better use of my money?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Actually the unsubstantiated MAF rumour I heard says...

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Flyinglemur posted:

Hey PAS we just won the goddamn Cup about an hour ago, can we hold off on posting lines and salary cap bullshit for like, a day, and enjoy this??

More importantly I went 4-0 on essay bets this playoffs season so this summer we can look forward to:

Tofes - Crosby
Habibi - Letang
Wonderllama - Rust
McVey - Boninoboninoboninoboninobonino

Thanks for playing, fellas.

bryan rust doesn't even have enough of an nhl career to fill out an essay so good luck to wonderllama on that one

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

BigBasementFanHere posted:

You have no idea what you're talking about, and you should probably stop talking.

Says the guy who's first post in this thread appeared an hour after his team won the cup.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

myron cope posted:

why are we talking about next season like 6 minutes after winning the cup

buncha steve simmonses in here

Because I'm at home and not out getting drunk I guess

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WON THE loving CUP THOUGH GUYS!! :slick:

BigBasementFanHere
Jun 13, 2016

by Shine

VendaGoat posted:

What, do you live in loving Des Moines?

Look, a single person getting dinner, at a basic place in a decent "Go to" spot is roughly 70 dollars,.

You're telling me, you can not eschew two weeks of going out and getting a piece of clothing that you can wear, for the next however many loving years, is a bad deal considered?

loving blow me.

200 dollars, all thing considered is not a "Huge" amount of money.

Now if you are living paycheck to paycheck, which means you are not going out to eat, AT loving ALL, then fine, it is a huge amount of money.

But, if you can afford to hit up a city's "hot spot" then yes, you can suffer through a couple weeks to get something awesome to wear.

I literally live where this guy lives and he's insane, a single person getting dinner at a decent "go to" spot here is around $18-$30 before booze.

BigBasementFanHere
Jun 13, 2016

by Shine

ThinkTank posted:

Says the guy who's first post in this thread appeared an hour after his team won the cup.

You are retarded

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Eric the Mauve posted:

You're seriously underestimating MAF's value on the market, as long as doctors agree he's healthy.

Who wants him, has the cap space for him, and will be an approved trade destination for him

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Pornographic Memory posted:

bryan rust doesn't even have enough of an nhl career to fill out an essay so good luck to wonderllama on that one

I'm really looking forward to his creativity :)

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
lol remember when Sullivan was a placeholder hire until they could get Mike Babcock :laugh:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RC Cola posted:

What if I did that and have been budgeting to finally afford full hockey pads, stick, skates, and league entry fee to finally start playing hockey myself? Is that a better use of my money?

Yes. I have no argument, because you, a person of intellect, have budgeted your money and time towards something you want and enjoy.

I have zero arguments against that.

You are demonstrating responsibility and self awareness. Seriously I would be an enormous rear end in a top hat to argue against such.

My argument is against the lovely folk who whine that they......

gently caress this serious poo poo...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Pittsburgh Penguins!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBasementFanHere posted:

I literally live where this guy lives and he's insane, a single person getting dinner at a decent "go to" spot here is around $18-$30 before booze.

Drink and eat on the south south you gently caress.

BigBasementFanHere
Jun 13, 2016

by Shine

VendaGoat posted:

Drink and eat on the south south you gently caress.

I'm assuming you mean the Southside, and I won't go there because lol at having some drunk rear end in a top hat from Wexford piss on my car.

For $70 / person I can literally eat at the best places in the city.

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

ElwoodCuse posted:

lol remember when Sullivan was a placeholder hire until they could get Mike Babcock :laugh:

Bruce Boudreau actually, Babcock was already coaching the Leafs when Johnston was fired.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBasementFanHere posted:

I'm assuming you mean the Southside, and I won't go there because lol at having some drunk rear end in a top hat from Wexford piss on my car.

For $70 / person I can literally eat at the best places in the city.

AHAHAHAHAHA you got a probie and you're loving wrong.

In the words of Mark Madden "My shoes cost more than your house"

Kiss my entire rear end.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
I'm sad there is no more hockey for a while

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



RC Cola posted:

I'm sad there is no more hockey for a while

At least there's rocket league

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
gently caress it I don't care what we do with Murray or Fleury I can ride 2009 and 2016 for the rest of my life, comfortably. The 90's ones were good too but I was alas too young to properly enjoy them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RC Cola posted:

I'm sad there is no more hockey for a while

Oh.....

:negative:


oh, you prick.....


*deep breathe in and out*


Ahhhhhhh poo poo. You're right.

Seriously though, Should I visit chi town in a bit, you want a beer? I', serious on this. Kuma's is too good not to share.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Vincent Van Goat posted:

At least there's rocket league

I just started playing this today. Why did I wait so long?

BiggerBasementFan
Jun 13, 2016

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

AHAHAHAHAHA you got a probie and you're loving wrong.

In the words of Mark Madden "My shoes cost more than your house"

Kiss my entire rear end.

I spend about $12,000 a year eating out, and have for a long time. I've lived in Pittsburgh for longer than you've been an adult.

Fact of the matter is, you can eat a very good meal in Pittsburgh for $18-30 independent of booze, and $70/plate lands you at the top tier in the city. You probably live in Mt. Lebanon are used to pretending you're rich your entire life.

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Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




RC Cola posted:

I've come to realize that I have spent too much money on jerseys. Hence being ok with a knock off.
Got a wedding and student loans to pay for

Get a Vegas Gold, they are half price everywhere.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Mage_Boy posted:

Get a Vegas Gold, they are half price everywhere.

Get a white Vegas Gold! You won two Cups in them!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

ElwoodCuse posted:

lol remember when Sullivan was a placeholder hire until they could get Mike Babcock :laugh:
Or this
https://twitter.com/nypostsports/status/679729627162636289

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBasementFan posted:

I spend about $12,000 a year eating out, and have for a long time. I've lived in Pittsburgh for longer than you've been an adult.

Fact of the matter is, you can eat a very good meal in Pittsburgh for $18-30 independent of booze, and $70/plate lands you at the top tier in the city. You probably live in Mt. Lebanon are used to pretending you're rich your entire life.

LOL so you are eschewing your probation in an overt way?

BiggerBasementFan
Jun 13, 2016

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

LOL so you are eschewing your probation in an overt way?

This guy is pretending he's rich and can't admit he's wrong when someone calls him out on it. Typical Mt. Lebonite.

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

I like the article about how the Crosby is a terrible captain and nobody on the team cares about him enough to win for him

Who wrote that anyway? Probably should have waited until the Pens were definitely eliminated instead of almost eliminated

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
I didn't watch the game, hockey didn't sound like any fun after today's news.


Congratulations to the Penguins, and anybody who isn't proud of this Sharks team can gently caress off

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBasementFan posted:

This guy is pretending he's rich and can't admit he's wrong when someone calls him out on it. Typical Mt. Lebonite.

you're precious.

BiggerBasementFan
Jun 13, 2016

by Lowtax
Pretend rich guy: Haha eating out here is $200 a meal quit pretending a jersey is expensive
Smart guy who knows area: I live near you and it's actually $12-70 a plate from bottom to top
Pretend rich guy: gently caress you *presses report button*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBasementFan posted:

Pretend rich guy: Haha eating out here is $200 a meal quit pretending a jersey is expensive
Smart guy who knows area: I live near you and it's actually $12-70 a plate from bottom to top
Pretend rich guy: gently caress you *presses report button*

Oh gently caress, you're wonderful. :laffo:

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

tofes posted:

I didn't watch the game, hockey didn't sound like any fun after today's news.


Congratulations to the Penguins, and anybody who isn't proud of this Sharks team can gently caress off

Hey Tofes, any shelters or charities in the area you want me to donate my toxx to?

Sharks made the series incredibly entertaining and Colture is loving incredible, if Hertl isn't hurt this is a different series.

Edit: both of you use your loving cheddar stuffed three button suit jacket pockets, get plat and take this poo poo to PM's.

BiggerBasementFan
Jun 13, 2016

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

What, do you live in loving Des Moines?

Look, a single person getting dinner, at a basic place in a decent "Go to" spot is roughly 70 dollars,.

You're telling me, you can not eschew two weeks of going out and getting a piece of clothing that you can wear, for the next however many loving years, is a bad deal considered?

loving blow me.

200 dollars, all thing considered is not a "Huge" amount of money.

Now if you are living paycheck to paycheck, which means you are not going out to eat, AT loving ALL, then fine, it is a huge amount of money.

But, if you can afford to hit up a city's "hot spot" then yes, you can suffer through a couple weeks to get something awesome to wear.

This is someone desperately wanting to look rich, ladies and gentlemen.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBasementFan posted:

This is someone desperately wanting to look rich, ladies and gentlemen.

Are you my ex_gf?

Or the bitch that tried to date me but, I loving snubbed her?

either way loving :lol:

BiggerBasementFan
Jun 13, 2016

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Oh gently caress, you're wonderful. :laffo:

You literally live in Pittsburgh, one of America's most distressed cities, and you're mocking people for not buying an official jersey by saying it costs less than a night out on the town. My last bill at Meat & Potatoes was $89.25 for two. What about your last bill there?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BiggerBasementFan posted:

You literally live in Pittsburgh, one of America's most distressed cities, and you're mocking people for not buying an official jersey by saying it costs less than a night out on the town. My last bill at Meat & Potatoes was $89.25 for two. What about your last bill there?

Well that's less than what your mother charged me to bang her. Guess I should up my prices.

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