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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Now I'm just going through their archive for fun. Slaneesh has nothing on the mighty goddess of sex and war.

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/QKRPkv8.jpg:nws:



Fist the Wind is my superhero name

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Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I want the power where I can go back in time to gently caress your mom.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
I finally found original content for this thread. Check out the gun on this model.




It's like... just a flat piece of plastic. Are you loving kidding me?

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~
It's the gun equivalent of the big foam fingers people wear at sports games.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is some cheap moulding.

Red Hood
Feb 22, 2007

It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started.

signalnoise posted:

I finally found original content for this thread. Check out the gun on this model.




It's like... just a flat piece of plastic. Are you loving kidding me?

I.... I Kickstarted this game.

:negative:

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

signalnoise posted:

I finally found original content for this thread. Check out the gun on this model.




It's like... just a flat piece of plastic. Are you loving kidding me?

IDK I actually like guns that are real sized. That one is pretty thin and I get exaggerating scale for miniatures and why it's done, but I think truescale guns can work. The issue here is that the rest of the fig is pretty heroic scale but if I saw it next to maybe an unarmored human who was more truescale with the same gun it would probably look OK.

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

What game is it from?

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

FrostyPox posted:

What game is it from?

Mercs Recon

FrostyPox
Feb 8, 2012

Wow, really? That's too bad. Their metal stuff for MERCS all looks decent, they really hosed those resin dudes up.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

FrostyPox posted:

Wow, really? That's too bad. Their metal stuff for MERCS all looks decent, they really hosed those resin dudes up.

The problem with their metals is that they use super thin parts on some weapons, too. Imagine a .1mm blade made out of white metal. It's super easy to break/bend accidentally.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
Fun news: Prodos Games are making/have made a PG13 version of Space Crusade, their titty Marines vs. titty CSM game. I find this funny, for some reason.



I also like the faces on this batch:

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Cyclops is a dick.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Five models and not one natural pose.

SRM
Jul 10, 2009

~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

JcDent posted:

Fun news: Prodos Games are making/have made a PG13 version of Space Crusade, their titty Marines vs. titty CSM game. I find this funny, for some reason.



I also like the faces on this batch:



I like that they said it was because "they wanted to give people more options" but it was really because 95% of the gaming community who saw them jumped down their throats for making sexist garbage, and while they covered the models up they didn't put them in anything resembling a natural pose.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Yeah the poses are hilariously bad.

That rocket launcher one is great, just daintily walking about.

Slimnoid
Sep 6, 2012

Does that mean I don't get the job?
How about those awful face sculpts.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Combat beauticians make a lot of money.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I don't know about you all but I LOVE Chaos titties.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Im the one on the bottom right making some sort of ducklipped smug face.

Helen Highwater
Feb 19, 2014

And furthermore
Grimey Drawer

lokipunk posted:

Im the one on the bottom right making some sort of ducklipped smug face.

I'm the one in the top left about to blow the head off the one next to me.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008
Why are they call the Brotherhood ?

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Renfield posted:

Why are they call the Brotherhood ?

It's a new unit for the Space Steampunk Not!Catholic Church, the Brotherhood. Maybe they don't have explicit 'no girls' rules.

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
missile launcher babe is like "tee hee gonna skip over here and fire my shoulder mounted death missile"

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC
All of them look like they're skipping around the battlefield all la-de-da. GW Sisters may have similarly egregious boobplate, but at least they look like they're actually in the thick of the fight.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
Who the gently caress is sculpting this



New meaning to sticking your neck out

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

signalnoise posted:

Who the gently caress is sculpting this



New meaning to sticking your neck out

What game are these from? WTF? They are a mess.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
More Mercs Recon

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

signalnoise posted:

Who the gently caress is sculpting this



New meaning to sticking your neck out

I'm glad the space army is letting recruits with wasting disease in

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through
I was so close to backing that, glad I dodged a bullet.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

SteelMentor posted:

All of them look like they're skipping around the battlefield all la-de-da. GW Sisters may have similarly egregious boobplate, but at least they look like they're actually in the thick of the fight.

The way I see it, they just slapped clothing on titty models without any other changes, posing be damned

Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

JcDent posted:

The way I see it, they just slapped clothing on titty models without any other changes, posing be damned

When you put it like that, it is a (very) small positive step I suppose.

3 Action Economist
May 22, 2002

Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Space Rusaders

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


signalnoise posted:

Who the gently caress is sculpting this



New meaning to sticking your neck out

That's a terrible Popeye figure, his arms aren't even the right shape :v:

LordAba
Oct 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I thought we were past this phase.

I hoped we were past this phase.

We aren't past this phase.

Brewsuke
Jan 8, 2014
What's wrong? Don't you want to have a dinner date with someone on a gunbot that's going into combat?

Seriously, it looks like they're having dinner, or something.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Baron Harkonnen is looking well.

Lord Hypnostache
Nov 6, 2009

OATHBREAKER
The dudes in the front really don't want to be there.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!
The ghar are stunty manlets that use weapons that make planets unlivable, I wouldn't put algoryn slave girls past them.

Is that an official model? I don't look too close into anything that isn't Algoryn or Isorian.

EDIT:

Found friends for the Merc guy:

JcDent fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Jun 13, 2016

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Squibsy
Dec 3, 2005

Not suited, just booted.
College Slice

LordAba posted:

I thought we were past this phase.

I hoped we were past this phase.

We aren't past this phase.



I really like the front of that mini. The vehicle itself and the operators are awesome - like a cartoony version of an XCOM2 baddie.

The... stuff up top is just bizarre. Surely it would be possible to assemble it without that.

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