WWDC 2016 thread: hair force one returns

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Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

destroy uber

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:53

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 22:41

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

So you can reply to texts from the lock screen without, uh, unlocking?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:53

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

dazjw posted:

Also no one 3d touches ever

i do, quite often. especially with twitter's integration it's easy to send URLs to pocket or save images, faster than navigating menus.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:53

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

burn on taylor swift

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:53

ashpanash: Apr 9, 2008; I can see when you are lying.

doesn't being able to have text conversations on the lock screen defeat the purpose of a lock screen

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

gating the software ability to clear all notifications behind new hardware lmao

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

so you can respond to messages without putting in a password/touch id? gonna be easy to gently caress with peoples phones.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

Linguica posted:

So you can reply to texts from the lock screen without, uh, unlocking?

police will also love this

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

This looks like Android

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

So basically there's no reason to ever unlock my phone. What does locking a phone actually look like anymore

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:54

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

poor Bruce

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

ios10: the home screen is such poo poo we're going to make it so you never have to see it

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

lol that demo phone had clash of clans installed

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

Should've shown the clip of Draymond Greene trying to punch Lebron in the dick.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

this looks identical to android phones, styling, font, everything

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

bubbles? what happened to edge to edge content, no wasted space?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

like video in your loving notifications :aaaaa:

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Look at this widget I can add*

*to one sandboxed page

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:55

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

whole apple vp crew throwing shade on the cavs

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:56

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

VIDEOS IN YOUR NOTIFICATION AREA :siren:

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:56

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

the gently caress is a wechat

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Stymie posted:

this looks identical to android phones, styling, font, everything

If anything it's closer to marshmallow, the last version, which is deprecated by N with its edge to edge stuff

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

Siri was first released in, what, 2011? So it only took them 5 years for a developer API

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

what is we chat

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

if this truly look like android post a screenshot of what you mean cause it doesn't look like it to me

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

Dirk Pitt: Sep 14, 2007; haha yes, this feels good; Toilet Rascal

Beeftweeter posted:

the gently caress is a wechat

Apple cares more about China than America

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Okay, definitely looking forward to using Siri for short Whatsapp messages.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

Viv is toast

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:57

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

PleasureKevin posted:

if this truly look like android post a screenshot of what you mean cause it doesn't look like it to me

yeah android looks better now

this is fuckin android iced cream sandwich ui

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:58

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

So basically swiftkey

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:58

Binary Badger: Oct 11, 2005; Trolling Link for a decade

FCKGW posted:

VIDEOS IN YOUR NOTIFICATION AREA

some 'a dose videos.. i dunnoes

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:59

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PleasureKevin posted:

if this truly look like android post a screenshot of what you mean cause it doesn't look like it to me

you're watching the demo, that's what android looks like

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:59

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

squidgee posted:

what is we chat

a very popular IM app

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:00

Axel Rhodes Scholar: May 12, 2001; Courage Reactor

Nice Google photos computer vision feature

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:00

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

wonder how multilingual quicktype works with different alphabets

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:00

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

can we do the learning and say like "babes"

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:01

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

siri show me all my pics of hard cocks

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:01

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

This is all very googly

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:01

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

deep learn deez nuts

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:01

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 22:41

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

oh sweet apple is adding more functionality to aid us intelligence agencies

"we need you to unlock this phone so we can identify the shooter's accomplices/friends/family"

"NO NEVER" *secretly provides unlock anyway*

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:02

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