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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Was he a dick to ensign Ro, or was that another young ensign that he was just a huge dick to and maybe she had a crush on him?? Or is this a fever dream I'm having where a girl like Geordi. uhh there was the chick who spilled cocoa on picard, but she wasn't crushing on geordi, she was just super excited to be on the enterprise  Official Page 55 Orgy sans Geordi 
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Big Mean Jerk posted:uhh there was the chick who spilled cocoa on picard, but she wasn't crushing on geordi, she was just super excited to be on the enterprise Ok whew thanks for clearing that up. Thats exactly the one I was thinking of. He was a huge dick though right? A true military officer would have taken advantage of that wide eyed optimism, but not nice guy Geordi 
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Jun 13, 2016 03:56
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Ok whew thanks for clearing that up. Thats exactly the one I was thinking of. nah, he took her to ten forward and got friendzoned
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Jun 13, 2016 03:58
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I am dying for the thick headband and bob to comeback more than I am for another series of star trek. Ro so dreamy. Imagine being a young Glinn chatting her up as she mines ores in the labor camp your uncle oversees.
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Jun 13, 2016 03:59
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shadow puppet of a posted:I am dying for the thick headband and bob to comeback more than I am for another series of star trek. uhh wasn't she a literal child when the cardies were there? pretty sure she's supposed to be relatively fresh out of the academy in her first appearance, dude
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Jun 13, 2016 04:01
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TAKE THAT BULLSHIT OFF YOUR EAR ENSIGN THIS IS STARFLEET Worf in the back chugging prune juice in his sash says "She is without honor"
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Jun 13, 2016 04:01
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Big Mean Jerk posted:uhh wasn't she a literal child when the cardies were there? I said young Glinn. And Bajoran children made the best miners. Much like Bajoran adults make the best whiners.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:12
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If they ever need a version of star trek to appear in a Nazi-controlled alternate history I suggest calling it "Start Reich"
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Jun 13, 2016 04:20
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must be nice living in a utopia so that you can eat giant bajoran sugar sticks and not worry about the cavities that ensue
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Jun 13, 2016 04:28
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Hector Beerlioz posted:*lights joint in jeffery's tube*
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Jun 13, 2016 04:58
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LeVar Burton's first screen tests for Geordi had him look like Eazy E wearing a Cosby sweater. I'm glad they went with the more natural look. VISOR not withstanding of course.
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Jun 13, 2016 05:44
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Automatic Slim posted:LeVar Burton's first screen tests for Geordi had him look like Eazy E wearing a Cosby sweater. I'm glad they went with the more natural look. VISOR not withstanding of course. That wasn't LeVar in the test footage.
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Jun 13, 2016 06:29
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Police Automaton posted:I remember the website of a sort of disgruntled technical/science advisor for TNG writers who talked about how he got largely ignored. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Yeah, it was Krieger Waves. quote:n the course of two years, the writers at ST:TNG (under the direction of co-Executive Producer Michael Piller) ignored probably a good 60% of everything I had to say, and that was just in the technical realm. I did my best to restrain the growth of the Star Trek particle zoo, but the writing staff, particularly during Season Four (1990-91) seemed addicted to the "Particle of the Week" syndrome.
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Jun 13, 2016 06:44
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Jun 13, 2016 06:45
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Seriously, this guy probably slept with more comely lieutenants on the Enterprise than Geordie ever did. Think about it. In space for months at a time. Only 10-Forward or the Holodeck for fun. You got burned once by scoring a gossipy ensign on a small ship, so you've hosed nearly everything on the holodeck's menu after your second tour. And there, on the bottom of the list is Skull Faced Warrior. And you say to yourself. Why not. And suddenly the yellow lines disappear and its time to suck some nasal cavity.
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Jun 13, 2016 07:03
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I just wrapped up Voyager today and boy they don't even try with that ending, like even a little bit, and I like Voyager. I'm wary of starting Enterprise. Neelix was baller though, gently caress the haters. At one point he seduces a lady klingon warrior by slapping around Harry Kim and then he fucks her on Tuvok's bed so hard it breaks 
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Jun 13, 2016 08:55
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Just watched the DS9 episode "Favour the Bold" last night and it's absolutely  Odo goes on a 3 day liquid-sex-binge and misses his resistance meeting to help the Federation to try and retake the station. Odo totally blows off his friends and almost causes the Alpha Quadrant to fall to the Dominion so he could score some old-lady-changeling pussy.
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Jun 13, 2016 13:44
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Just remembered that the proto-Borg bug wasn't the only character on Star Trek to get exploded.
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Jun 13, 2016 13:55
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JediTalentAgent posted:Is Picard a math genius though? compared to fermat, absolutely. consider that 8 year olds on the enterprise learn calculus
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Jun 13, 2016 14:04
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Just remembered that the proto-Borg bug wasn't the only character on Star Trek to get exploded. That effect is so amazing they should have killed Odo every episode Kenny style. Edit: And do you think Julian went to his Odo and said 'I know what happens when one of your kind gets phasered. And imagine what if they phasered the Great Link from a ship.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:18
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chaosbreather posted:compared to fermat, absolutely. consider that 8 year olds on the enterprise learn calculus calculus aint hard though (algebra is hard)
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Jun 13, 2016 14:22
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chaosbreather posted:Was it though? The guy who solved it used and invented cutting edge techniques that Fermat would never have had access to. For Picard, a student of history, it seems the real mystery would be to prove the theorem using period maths. JediTalentAgent posted:Is Picard a math genius though? chaosbreather posted:compared to fermat, absolutely. consider that 8 year olds on the enterprise learn calculus I read Simon Singh's book on Fermat's Last Theorem, the entire history upto it being solved. And he said Fermat and other of the world's best mathematician's of that time only had access to a level not much higher than what school kids are taught in maths today. So I can totally see 8 year olds in 300 years time being taught poo poo we were taught at 15-16 currently.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:25
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Lol if you think 8 year olds 300 years from now are going to be doing anything but scratching out a bleak existence from a dead polluted planet Just lol
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Jun 13, 2016 16:56
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happyhippy posted:That effect is so amazing they should have killed Odo every episode Kenny style. every person shot by a phaser should blow up like that. besides being much more realistic, it's also totally loving metal.
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Jun 13, 2016 17:52
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:TAKE THAT BULLSHIT OFF YOUR EAR ENSIGN THIS IS STARFLEET That's just how Riker breaks the ice.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:01
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VectorSigma posted:every person shot by a phaser should blow up like that. besides being much more realistic, it's also totally loving metal. Why would they explode? Wouldn't it just burn a tunnel through them?
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Jun 13, 2016 18:27
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criscodisco posted:Why would they explode? Steam heat.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:32
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criscodisco posted:Why would they explode? Wouldn't it just burn a tunnel through them? body water flash-boiling into steam would make a pretty good boom
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Jun 13, 2016 18:32
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I would think that steam would blow out your eyeballs and anus before making your entire body explode into chunks.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:38
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That seems like a supremely violent and inhumane weapon for the Federation.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:45
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No way, it's a defensive weapon. That's why they have phaser pistols, phaser rifles and phaser bazookas. For defense.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:50
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what's really goofy is when they vaporize a hundred tons of rock in an instant from ten feet away and inside a cave and all it does is just disappear.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:52
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VectorSigma posted:what's really goofy is when they vaporize a hundred tons of rock in an instant from ten feet away and inside a cave and all it does is just disappear. Yet when fired inside the ship, just leave a carbon smudge on the wall.
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Jun 13, 2016 18:57
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VectorSigma posted:what's really goofy is when they vaporize a hundred tons of rock in an instant from ten feet away and inside a cave and all it does is just disappear. hey where does the heat go, hmmm 
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Jun 13, 2016 19:01
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criscodisco posted:Yet when fired inside the ship, just leave a carbon smudge on the wall. Yah, they had to hang on a lantern on this is one of TOS movies. Something about how the ship monitors all weapons fire and can react to it. I just remember a pot getting vaporized and some mashed potatoes holding up a whisk.
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Jun 13, 2016 19:03
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you've been at it all your life all those hours in front of a mirror, practicing countless stardates finally you get a part on star trek you get to fly the ship! also in scene: troi, obrien
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Jun 13, 2016 19:04
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for real, a sci-fi show with realistic depictions of the energies involved would be both awesome and boring at the same time. space battles would be an invisible gamma-ray beam hitting an invisible target in the pitch-black darkness of space and disintegrating it in a flash of light and the whole thing would be over in a fraction of a second.
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VendaGoat posted:Yah, they had to hang on a lantern on this is one of TOS movies. Something about how the ship monitors all weapons fire and can react to it. And of course I remember that (it was my first Trek in theaters!), but then like everything else it's immediately forgotten. Wasn't Data gonna phaser his emotion chip right in his quarters, or did I hallucinate that?
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Jun 13, 2016 19:17
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the tng explanation was tritanium bulkheads that cannot be melted by their current technology. of course, working it into usable shapes was no biggie.
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criscodisco posted:Yet when fired inside the ship, just leave a carbon smudge on the wall. Um they have power settings?? Read the lore
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