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Spectral Debt posted:is 31 too old to learn how to code? nope, i learned at like 25
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How long is the keynote supposed to be? I feel like we're running out of time to save this thing with an amazing new macbook pro 
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Jun 13, 2016 19:49
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this is not what you end a keynote on
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never mind I didn't speak too soon it's literally baby's first IDE
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Jun 13, 2016 19:50
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This is actually loving amazing Ban regular games from the app store, force kids to write code to fire the angry birds at the pigs
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Jun 13, 2016 19:51
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Nice glossy Scratch
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Jun 13, 2016 19:51
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new xcode looking great
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error1 posted:This is actually loving amazing
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Jun 13, 2016 19:51
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drat I want to do that braces drag in real xcode now
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haveblue posted:drat I want to do that braces drag in real xcode now same
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Jun 13, 2016 19:52
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it's a Commodore 64 now 
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Jun 13, 2016 19:52
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no more emoji please no more
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Jun 13, 2016 19:52
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new. coding. keyboard.
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Jun 13, 2016 19:53
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LOGO programming enhanced.
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Jun 13, 2016 19:53
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coming soon: Emoji the Movie really, it's coming soon
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Jun 13, 2016 19:54
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Ugh I just realized I'm probably going to have to go buy a new iPad for this RIP iPad 3, you had a good run.
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Jun 13, 2016 19:54
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finally i can write an app on my phone
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Jun 13, 2016 19:54
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reminder that swift source is unicode so you can use emojis as identifiers
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Jun 13, 2016 19:54
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im the stuck taco
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Jun 13, 2016 19:54
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qbasic is back baby this is unironically good stuff
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haveblue posted:reminder that swift source is unicode so you can use emojis as identifiers good!
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Jun 13, 2016 19:55
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int 💩 ()
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Jun 13, 2016 19:55
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bump_fn posted:finally i can write an app on my phone
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Jun 13, 2016 19:56
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OK you have Playgrounds to the kids, but what about the grown ups release the Macbook
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Jun 13, 2016 19:56
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bump_fn posted:int 💩 ()
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Jun 13, 2016 19:56
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bump_fn posted:int 💩 () don't reverse engineer the function i use to post
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Jun 13, 2016 19:56
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welp tim just went from incompetent leader to actively seeking to harm children and destroy education steve hated kids but he didn't want to wreck their future
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Jun 13, 2016 19:57
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they accidentally started playing Silicon Valley
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Jun 13, 2016 19:58
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bump_fn posted:while (1) {
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Jun 13, 2016 19:58
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bump_fn posted:let 💩 = yourPosts
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Jun 13, 2016 19:58
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rubber ducky debugger spotted
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Jun 13, 2016 19:58
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i would also like to know if that woman's son is single
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Jun 13, 2016 19:59
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Jun 13, 2016 19:59
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where the gently caress are the new macs
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Jun 13, 2016 20:00
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one more thing please
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Jun 13, 2016 20:00
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making developers cry is good and cool
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Jun 13, 2016 20:00
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the loudest cheer yet for tim's goal to ruin lives by pushing coding as a solution to anything, let alone poverty/unemployment
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Jun 13, 2016 20:00
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mishaq posted:where the gently caress are the new macs at the events that are nominally consumer focused instead of nominally developer focused
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Jun 13, 2016 20:00
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if there's no new macs people are gonna be pissed
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nutted but keep sucking
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