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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls?
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Daddy issues 14 7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar 14 7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker 23 12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody 32 18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls 23 12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing 16 9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child 17 9.60%
BALLS LOL!!! 38 21.47%
Total: 79 votes
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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
The refs do not like Grit and heart

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I don't know who's fouled anymore

is it me

Did I foul someone :ohdear:

sd6
Jan 14, 2008

This has all been posted before, and it will all be posted again
Varejao is a piece of poo poo flopper lmao

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
We can't...we can't be tricked by this guy again.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Spacebump posted:

The guy in a Marlins jersey and sideways visor behind the Warriors bench.

It's Marlins Man

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Spacebump posted:

No, who is Marlins Guy?

you're not going to guess how he got his nickname

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Varejao is such a piece of poo poo send his sideshow bob lookin rear end back home

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
lmao JVG loving hates Varejao

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Vareaos gonna get himself thrown out of the game once the refs see all the reviews of his flops at halftime.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



loving lol refs

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Man how do you get a foul for boxing out with position.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
That steal was diiiiiiirty

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Known Flopper Anderson Varejao

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

oh my gawd

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


itsjustdrew posted:

That's impressive.


Thanks, The only thing so far I'm struggling with is some of the jargon, but I get most of it so far.

I also apologise to everyone for being new and dumb.

As a watcher of all the sports and a sport degenerate the NBA crew is the most accepting of new people I think. ALso the funniest + best. But seriously, if you don't understand words or why something happend (see the chokes mcgee posts above about the elbow/going over the back thing) we will explain it.


We will also complain about refs and plays and bias's and how the NBA is rigged because it's funny and we're all fans. The NBA is also the only sport that I've seen where all the posters watch every game, not just our own teams.

Also watch the Dunk du la Morte, Vince Carter was a god and if we were competent at science we would get the voyager 2 probe back and just have looping videos of VInce dunking instead of that dumb gold pictures of humans and poo poo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

you're not going to guess how he got his nickname

He hosed a marlin at the ball

Steve Evets
Feb 6, 2006

3 fouls and 2 TOs for Delly in 2 minutes.

Great work.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lebron, the king,
has lost the look,
and lost the finals,
for he is shook

vibratingsheep
Nov 2, 2013

Fudou, Gunzou. The Face of the Franchise Killer. 2004.
3 fouls on Dellavedova in 90 seconds, what is this

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

refs gs fans curry shoes

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Garbage rear end refs? Check

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



l o l

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

delly looks a lot like he's related to thom yorke

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Paperback Writer posted:

refs gs fans curry shoes

Is Curry wearing the shoes?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

where is your fat fan in a tight shirt, warriors?

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
I don't care about his inspiring knee injury comeback I hate Livingston

de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005

loving hell refs

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!
1. Livingston finals mvp

2. gently caress the refs

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Rasta_Al posted:

Garbage rear end refs? Check

the reffing has ... not been very good this series

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

illcendiary posted:

I don't care about his inspiring knee injury comeback I hate Livingston

boo

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Lebron hitting j is shocking

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
So LeBron just needed sleeves to shoot better I guess.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Matey posted:

where is your fat fan in a tight shirt, warriors?

vibratingsheep
Nov 2, 2013

Fudou, Gunzou. The Face of the Franchise Killer. 2004.
15 fouls called in 12 minutes, they're trying to make sure basketball goes on as long as possible tonight

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

I like what Livingston did there.

Artic Puma
Jun 22, 2007

Chef Curry with the pot, boy!

Matey posted:

where is your fat fan in a tight shirt, warriors?

I'm right here.

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
He taped his on the head after the shot was out?

Lebron making shots this game, it might not be a blowout.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Metapod posted:

Lebron hitting j is shocking

He should bring back the headband. LeBron is better at jump shooting in headband seasons.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


now i'm remembering the playoff game when delly hit like 5 threes against the Bulls and i want to invade australia

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

vibratingsheep posted:

15 fouls called in 12 minutes, they're trying to make sure basketball goes on as long as possible tonight

It's the only way to extend the series since King James is shook.

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