THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016

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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls? This poll is closed.
Daddy issues	14	7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar	14	7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker	23	12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody	32	18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls	23	12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing	16	9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child	17	9.60%
BALLS LOL!!!	38	21.47%
Total:	79 votes

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Sick block by Lebron but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:59

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 23:25

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

I'll forgive the gsw crowd if they're inspiring this lebron performance

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:00

Piggles: Oct 10, 2006; Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!

Why did golden state get the ball back?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:00

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

uh kicked ball?

"great piece of officiating"

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:00

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Shear Modulus posted:

why is gs the only team whose sweat guys get on their knees and use tiny little towels instead of mops?

Cause they like to degrade the poors?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:00

Anals of History: Jul 29, 2003

OK, now I get the Zangief joke

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Rasta_Al posted:

Cause they like to degrade the poors?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Shear Modulus posted:

why is gs the only team whose sweat guys get on their knees and use tiny little towels instead of mops?

"We've crushed them on the basketball court, and we're going to for years because of the way we've built this team," he said. But what really set the franchise apart, he said, was the way it operated as a business. "We're light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we're going to go about things."

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Piggles posted:

Why did golden state get the ball back?

A kick I never saw

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

Cause they like to degrade the poors?

yeah it was rhetorical

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Klay Thompson is playing good.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Jesus Klay...

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Klay makibg those 3s :stare:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Where the gently caress was this lebron last game? If he'd just attacked like this they woulda won

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I hate the Warriors more than I can put into words.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Shampy: Apr 27, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Klay Thompson looks like the type of guy I would mind my sister bringing home - I bet he brings nice craft beers and good cheese to Christmas Eve Dinner. You see my family is Cuban Chinese and we celebrate Christmas Eve. Good job Klay, I hope you use protection.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

what the heck klay

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Dr. Capco: May 21, 2007; Pillbug

Thompson gonna break his own playoff record for 3s this game.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I hate the Warriors more than I can put into words.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

So are the Cavs wearing these weird jerseys because they're harder for Lebron to take off before he gets to the locker room?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

That's uh... a defensive tactic

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:02

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

That was dirty as gently caress. No way he thought he was doing anything there other than a body splash.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

w e t

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Ramadu posted:

Where the gently caress was this lebron last game? If he'd just attacked like this they woulda won

he played extremely well last game, and most issues he had were in the 4th while exhausted

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Can I just say I hate Michael Jordan because my father continuously brings him up even when there is no reason to

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

General Dog posted:

So are the Cavs wearing these weird jerseys because they're harder for Lebron to take off before he gets to the locker room?

love feels self conscious in the sleeveless jerseys

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

General Dog posted:

So are the Cavs wearing these weird jerseys because they're harder for Lebron to take off before he gets to the locker room?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvtCkCvyUI

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

If Lebron is within 2 feet of the basket he shouldn't pass. Lue should put a shock collar on him and zap him anytime he does it.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

amazing

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

Artic Puma: Jun 22, 2007; Chef Curry with the pot, boy!

KLAY

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

vibratingsheep: Nov 2, 2013; Fudou, Gunzou. The Face of the Franchise Killer. 2004.

HEAT CHECK

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

wow klay wow

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

Drunk Canuck: Jan 9, 2010; Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Holy poo poo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

Femur: Jan 10, 2004; I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lebron's j has left him again.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
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Legit question, What's the punishment system if something is seen as malicious? For example in football (soccer) you have yellow or red cards, are there any form of dismissals in Basketball?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04