THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016

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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls? This poll is closed.
Daddy issues	14	7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar	14	7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker	23	12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody	32	18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls	23	12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing	16	9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child	17	9.60%
BALLS LOL!!!	38	21.47%
Total:	79 votes

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Lockback: Sep 3, 2006; All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

This game is pretty ridiculous

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 09:27

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

IMA CALL HIM KLAY

loving hero

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:04

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What am I watching

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

the biggest players showed up tonight. best game of the series i think

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Klay is just bs man, sliders are all hosed up

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Klay

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Ezeli is a loving mess

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

The gently caress was that, I can't even throw that far.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Moxie: Aug 2, 2003

Warriors are a fantastic well rounded team on an off night, and they also have two players that can take you out back and shoot you if they're feeling it.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Acquilae: May 15, 2013

Yessssss return of the HAND DOWN MAN DOWN

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Artic Puma posted:

KLAY

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

How loving deep was that loving three

gently caress

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

HAND DOWN MAN DOWN

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When I was growing up, it was always the white trash kids who would wear sleeveless shirts/tank tops.

That said, there's something super milquetoast about wearing a sleeved shirt while playing basketball.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:05

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Lockback posted:

This game is pretty ridiculous

cavs not quitting. that's all i ask!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Klay Thompson going to finish what he started.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

SamuraiFoochs posted:

How loving deep was that loving three

gently caress

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

have they shown footage of dray's suite yet

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

UnfurledSails: Sep 1, 2011

I mean why do anything else if you can just go and shoot from orbit

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

Shampy: Apr 27, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

What you are witnessing is the hunger of a younger ~~team~~ player that has the intellectual upper hand over the mentally inferior Cavs.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

stump collector: May 28, 2007

this is a high scoring affair

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:06

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Ramadu posted:

Hand down man down my rear end. That range, with 99.99% of guys you just let them shoot.

God I hate them

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:07

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

Dejan Bimble posted:

Ezeli is a loving mess

I feel bad for him, if his instincts were better he could be so good

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:08

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Ramadu posted:

People bitch about the Warriors winning so much off 3 pointers and how different things were back in the 90s but I love seeing so many 3s made from so far behind the line today that would have been loving desperation shots back then.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:08

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Ramadu posted:

*gesticulates italian-ly* mamma mia!!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:08

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Shampy posted:

What you are witnessing is the hunger of a younger ~~team~~ player that has the intellectual upper hand over the mentally inferior Cavs.

A phenomenon sometimes referred to as "shook."

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:08

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Hand down man down my rear end. That range, with 99.99% of guys you just let them shoot.

God I hate them

Tell me more about this man in your rear end. Is he a Nigerian prince?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:09

Dejan Bimble: Mar 24, 2008; we're all black friends; Plaster Town Cop

Hahahahaha Varejao is the Warrior's best big and has been

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:09

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

itsjustdrew posted:

Legit question, What's the punishment system if something is seen as malicious? For example in football (soccer) you have yellow or red cards, are there any form of dismissals in Basketball?

You're out of the game if you commit 6 personal fouls or the refs can eject you any time if you do something particularly bad.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:09

Thesoro: Dec 6, 2005; YOU CANNOT LEARN
TO WHISTLE

varejao is extremely loveable trash

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:09

Brolander: Oct 20, 2008; i am but a vessel

Dejan Bimble posted:

Hahahahaha Varejao is the Warrior's best big and has been

he's pretty good at falling down

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Lebron has the dumbest loving fadeaway form

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

FIRST TIME posted:

People bitch about the Warriors winning so much off 3 pointers

I've never understood this.

I mean... three pointers are like the hardest shot. Right? Because it's so far out.

So it's a bad thing they're winning by hitting a bunch of difficult shots? :confused:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Metapod posted:

Tell me more about this man in your rear end. Is he a Nigerian prince?

Yes

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Good game OP

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Ratios and Tendency posted:

You're out of the game if you commit 6 personal fouls or the refs can eject you any time if you do something particularly bad.

Thanks, and then are you replaced? Or down a man?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:10

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!