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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls?
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Daddy issues 14 7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar 14 7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker 23 12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody 32 18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls 23 12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing 16 9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child 17 9.60%
BALLS LOL!!! 38 21.47%
Total: 79 votes
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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


mastershakeman posted:

How the hell do you even guard guys who can shoot from 30 feet out and can also dribble past you if you're right up on them

meanwhile Lebron's using every ounce of energy just to keep the game close and hes not going to keep hitting all these stepback isos, neither is kyrie

unironically hit them in the ballsack

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The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Both teams over 60 at the half? Thank God that Chuck Daly didn't live to see this.

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

R.D. Mangles posted:

unironically hit them in the ballsack

the only way to beat their offense... is to use it against them!

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

Causeany fat gently caress could shoot a 3.. Dumb question

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

Pretty much. Three pointers require a great deal of skill, but dunks are physically overpowering and send a statement.

Plus they're cool :)

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

chunkles posted:

suddenly the dogs riding scooters and teapot lady seem interesting again

these were never uninteresting :colbert:

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

when you dunk the whole team dunks :hellyeah:

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Brolander posted:

very carefully

sounds like a good start

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
3 pointers are real as gently caress and Lebron did not get fouled on his last dunk.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Halp I need a stream

vibratingsheep
Nov 2, 2013

Fudou, Gunzou. The Face of the Franchise Killer. 2004.

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

It's a more impressive physical feat, people can tell themselves that they can hit a 3-pointer with practice, but most of us aren't jumping high enough to dunk a basketball.

Also it often means that someoneutterly failed on defense.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

vince carter dunked on a 7 foot frenchman so hard in the olympics that the guy killed himself, this is canon

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA_WFdnloZQ

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Kevin Hart is in every movie now

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?
The most emasculating and dominating play in basketball except for maybe a monster block or crossing someone over. Think nutmegging in soccer or ice soccer

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Femur posted:

Causeany fat gently caress could shoot a 3.. Dumb question

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
fell out of a guard tower

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

Go to YouTube and type Russell Westbrook Dunk and you will understand

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Terry Glenn posted:

these were never uninteresting :colbert:

They're fine, but nothing's a match for the thing where you put two people in the big padded sumo costumes and make them race

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

R.D. Mangles posted:

vince carter dunked on a 7 foot frenchman so hard in the olympics that the guy killed himself, this is canon

"SACRE BLEU JE MEURS"

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

Actually, watch this. It explains everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTkN2q6sUUk

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Metapod posted:

Go to YouTube and type Russell Westbrook Dunk and you will understand

was this one the game after he broke his face and required the mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czm8sh73P5A

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Rasta_Al posted:

Kevin Hart is in every movie now

I feel trading him for Chris Tucker was a smart move imo

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Chokes McGee posted:

"SACRE BLEU JE MEURS"

Ah, bah dis dunk!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


INSPECTAH DECK posted:

i maintain is suit is too loose and his tie is too wide. perhaps hes concerned with his weight?
He was playing just a couple weeks ago. Did he eat nothing but donuts since?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spacebump posted:

Actually, watch this. It explains everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTkN2q6sUUk

What's funny is knight still hasn't shaved that rep off lol

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Fun first half. Nowe loving kill them Cleveland

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
One last classic dunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2GaAWdHwsw

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


imagine thinking something in sports is capable of being cooler than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srl2Bwh6A3I

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
the colin cowherd jason whitlock im sorry commercial.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

EvanTH posted:

was this one the game after he broke his face and required the mask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czm8sh73P5A

It was during that timeframe don't know if it was the first game

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?
I'm keeping my eyes on you sir :toughguy:

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

R.D. Mangles posted:

vince carter dunked on a 7 foot frenchman so hard in the olympics that the guy killed himself, this is canon

Nah he dunked so hard on him that he failed at everything he attempted in life afterwards, including suicide. ruined so utterly he cannot even die properly. They he was drafted by the Knicks and the Bulls took Ron Artest one pick later

cp91886
Oct 26, 2005
It's kind of amazing how little Kyrie passes the ball.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

There is a video on youtube of Vince Carter's top 100 dunks and the man literally dunks 100 different ways through out it

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

EvanTH posted:

They he was drafted by the Knicks and the Bulls took Ron Artest one pick later

this kind of makes me want to kill myself

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

dunking is tight

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Spacebump posted:

Actually, watch this. It explains everything. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTkN2q6sUUk

They should change the rules to where the defender explodes into gibs, Quake-style, when they get dunked on hard enough.

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