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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016
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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls?
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Daddy issues 14 7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar 14 7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker 23 12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody 32 18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls 23 12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing 16 9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child 17 9.60%
BALLS LOL!!! 38 21.47%
Total: 79 votes
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itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Metapod posted:

I'm so glad our first time basketball watching friend gets to experience King Lebron

friend? :D

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

CharlestheHammer posted:

Love is gonna get a flagrant because life hates him
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Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Chinatown posted:

Take this neutral take and go to hell!!!

I mean i'm rooting for cleveland with every fiber of my being but both teams are playing objectively good. At least offensively

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MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Femur posted:

Jr torpedoes his knee

Ouch, babe! Bad?!?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So I haven't been watching because of video games, how strongly has the loss of Green impacted how this game has gone?

cleveland is winning

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Mark Jackson being in the building for a Dubs ring is the only silver lining

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Love didn't get a flagrant because taking him out of the game would help the Cavs. fuckin refs smdh

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

So I haven't been watching because of video games, how strongly has the loss of Green impacted how this game has gone?

Do you enjoy Greco-Roman wrestling?

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Rabid Snake
Aug 6, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

punch balls all day erry day

As a playoff watcher I don't care about this. I'm just trying to watch two titans slug it out with me favoring the Warriors because Klay went to WSU ;3

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The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

 I like LeBron throwing it high to TT

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

itsjustdrew posted:

friend? :D

We're all friends here

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

itsjustdrew posted:

friend? :D

We love new people! Also you've got yelling at the refs in a reactionary way and making jokes down, so you're already most of the way there!

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
the cavs incoming meltdown gonna be sad to watch

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Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
oh my god that fastbreak sequence

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TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

Jesus Rocket posted:

Did Mark Jackson's voice crack?

Can you imagine what he's been going through these last two years?

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

 TT with the moonwalk

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Cavs are playing out of their mind

GSW looks... dare I say... shook?

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Metapod posted:

Giannis

Different sort of unstoppable less power

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Olay with the slap defense

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 fight

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Pretty sure "picture perfect defense" means not fouling

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The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

 All ball?

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Excellent job Bron that's how ya stunt it

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Quality flop there.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Yeah, that shouldn't have taken him down. Nice exaggeration.

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
hahaha Lebron with the sweet charging flop

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Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

Lessail posted:

the cavs incoming meltdown gonna be sad to watch

you shut your whore mouth

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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
 kevin love has a pretty sweet life, i imagine.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 prime miami era lebron facial expression as he went down like he was gutshot

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 all ball is not catching someone in the head with your shoulder

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itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Metapod posted:

We're all friends here

Ramadu posted:

We love new people! Also you've got yelling at the refs in a reactionary way and making jokes down, so you're already most of the way there!


I love you guys.

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

Lessail posted:

the cavs incoming meltdown gonna be sad to watch

A better metaphor is a running river slowly freezing up

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 3 days until the next game gonna help the Cavs a LOT with how few guys they're playing

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lessail posted:

the cavs incoming meltdown gonna be sad to watch
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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Rjeff better than Klove who knew

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Lessail posted:

the cavs incoming meltdown gonna be sad to watch

We all know its coming yet none of us can do anything about it :(

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
This lead is still not good enough.

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 Richard motherfuckin Jefferson

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Where do you normally post, itsjustdrew? TRP?

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
lol that baby bron sign as he's scoring 32

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