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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016
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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls?
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Daddy issues 14 7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar 14 7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker 23 12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody 32 18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls 23 12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing 16 9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child 17 9.60%
BALLS LOL!!! 38 21.47%
Total: 79 votes
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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
:fork:

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The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

 What do you even do?

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao amazing

curry shook

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 Did AI warg into Kyrie or something?

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Kyrie's doing his usual iso bullshit but everything is going in

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 kyrie...


owns?

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Paperback Writer posted:

Kyrie is in literal bullshit mode
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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
hahahah

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
good kyrie

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Ughhhhh (Master P style).

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
lebron just like ok kyrie you do everything now let me rest

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Holy hell Kyrie Irving.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Kyrie Irving is finally proving he's better than Steph Curry, noted system player

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mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

 Did Mark Jackson just say LeBron has been as good as Draymond has on a nightly basis, what the gently caress

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Kyrie has gone into god mode. This poo poo is over.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Uncle Drew is the new king!

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


 U N C L E loving D R E W

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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



 First to 100 wins

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 U N C L E D R E W

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Reminds me of his 60 point game against the Spurs dude was just not missing anything

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Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

 Nice

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E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
Dubs definately shook

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 Kyrie about to score 50 and the Cavs will lose on a Curry bullshit game winner.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

NickRoweFillea posted:

I want to acknowledge Kyrie for that shot. From that angle, on his right foot, with two defenders.

he's dreamy

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Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

EvanTH posted:

His shot selection is super questionable, he has been doing this same nonsense all series but the GSW defense usually forces misses and TOs, strange they would defend worse while missing the defensive player of the year

Yeah I guess Green being out is a pretty huge deal then

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
lebron is not far from a 5x5.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 lol love is even getting outrebounded by curry

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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Rick posted:

I am pleased to see Kyrie play this well on the road in a competitive series.

hell yeah

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
No one can make anything.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Kyrie and LeBron OWN

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Iggy only remaining sober Warrior

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kyrie is out bullshitting a court with Lebron curry and klay

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illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Why the gently caress would you not give Kyrie the ball Bron

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
lebron stop give it to kyrie

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Pungry posted:

who will play the role of Martin Jones tonight, in that case

ah, Kyrie Irving was the answer. of course.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Even the power of ugly uniforms have not inhibited LeBron.

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

 Draymond Green is really important to the Warriors, guys.

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Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
holy poo poo, kyrie. god drat

like


gently caress

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Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Kyrie and LeBron OWN
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itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Love is better than warriors.

1v5 in next game please.

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