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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Sorry, I'm tired :smith:

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
The character design is excellent but the maps are pretty bad and all play similar. I give it an 8

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
you should give it a 0 because nothing about it is good, and everything about it is bad

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I play as only mercy now. Because I want to feel important.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Edgar posted:

I play as only mercy now. Because I want to feel important.

Imagine if you didn't play at all, you could feel important since you knew to not play a bad game

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


is it worth buying this game if my integrated graphics card will only get 30 fps at a hilarious 512 x 384? with what the game costs here I could eat a whopper everyday for TEN days, so the answer is kinda important

EDIT: I did a math and corrected the days of whoppers

VVVVVV: well I ask because I'm still playing Halo 4 everyday, so... :sweatdrop:

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Jun 14, 2016

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Zefiel posted:

is it worth buying this game if my integrated graphics card will only get 30 fps at a hilarious 512 x 384? with what the game costs here I could eat a whopper everyday for a week, so the answer is kinda important

Do you like to spend money on bad games? Y/n?

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I think 1024 x 768 is the lowest available resolution in the game.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Edgar posted:

I play as only mercy now. Because I want to feel important.

nothing that happens in owatch is important on any conceivable scale

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I wish overwatch was real because then perhaps life could be as good as this good game is

Companion Cube
Oct 11, 2007

We do what we must because WAAAAAAAAAGH!

Wicker Man posted:

Doesn't blizzard sell all of their poo poo exclusively on their own?

Overwatch not being on Steam was why it was not on my radar but this thread inspired me to go check it out and watch some vids and buy it and it turns out it's actually really fun, a conceptually simple game with enjoyable gameplay, kind of like Pac-Man if Pac-Man was a cyber ninja who could get sicknasty scrambling up a wall to double jump at a sniper and deflect their shot into their own dome for the most shameful kill
so it turns out it's good

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

proof of concept posted:

you should give it a 0 because nothing about it is good, and everything about it is bad

u care alot about this. have u considered suicide?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
It's bad Jerry, bad!

tie-dye my titties
Jun 14, 2014

by WE B Boo-ourgeois
*the camera pans to God-Emperor Trump, wearing golden power armor while seated on his throne made out of the skulls of vanquished enemies. God Bless America plays in the background as trump begins his speech, which is to be broadcasted directly into the minds of the entire human race thanks to cybernetic microchip technology* "Many of you are wondering how I finally defeated the Musselman hordes, the Chinese, and liberals singlehandedly. I will tell you now my secret: lots of practice in overwatch. It's a good game." At these words, every incredibly sexy member of the emperor's harem bursts into collective orgasm. End scene.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Mierenneuker posted:

I think 1024 x 768 is the lowest available resolution in the game.

But then you can turn down the render scale to 50% yielding glorious 512 x 384.

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
I bet lawbrakers will be a better game

Won't be as much porn tho

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.


NihilismNow posted:

But then you can turn down the render scale to 50% yielding glorious 512 x 384.

actually I found this where supposedly they are running 512x384 with the render turning it into 1024 x 768 like the tricks a console would pull off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDQKEvo0Vb8

The framerate looks okay to me but maybe I'm just stupid? That's why I am asking thanks friends

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

u care alot about this. have u considered suicide?

yeah but when I asked they told me "not until you're older"

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Play with 1x1 resolution and post a trip report. I bet it's still a good game.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


overwatch OVERWATCH OOOOVEEEERWATCH...




















































is good

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Refractory Colon posted:

im calling you out I think you already own it

No no no, you see, I only own good games. This is why the only game on my computer is Close Combat: A Bridge Too Far.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i give the game 7/10 would fap again

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
It looks like this is the second game made especially for sex offenders

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
The older guys in their 40s at my office play as the mech girl exclusively during lunch.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Groovelord Neato posted:

the problem is more blizzard still doing tourneys and stuff. it's laughable. it's kind of annoying how competitive gaming is straight up a marketing thing now and doesn't matter how balanced or well designed a game is.

Newsflash real sports are rigged too

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Kakarot posted:

It looks like this is the second game made especially for sex offenders

You must love it

Herr Doktor Kreig
Feb 16, 2016

Kakarot posted:

It looks like this is the second game made especially for sex offenders

Don't crucify me, but what would the first be

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Lol if you are older than 14 and play Blizzard games, just lol.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Lol if you are older than 14 and play Blizzard games, just lol.

i'd like to see you say that to my wife: confirmed korean lady Hana Song

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Nanomashoes posted:

No, Weaver never says "keep calm and weaver on" so Weaver is a million times better.

lol does she say this i haven't played the game enough to hear all the cringe worthy meme dialogue.

Roargasm posted:

The character design is excellent but the maps are pretty bad and all play similar. I give it an 8

yeah map design is rear end i'm surprised i aint seeing more complaints about it.

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Jun 15, 2016

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

i'd like to see you say that to my wife: confirmed korean lady Hana Song

Is she older than 14?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Edgar posted:

The older guys in their 40s at my office play as the mech girl exclusively during lunch.

is she hot ?

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

thathonkey posted:

is she hot ?

If that's the chubby school girl one, I guess she's hot because of low standards and the allure of attainability.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
They nerfed McCree, is the game still good, bad now?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

NihilismNow posted:

They nerfed McCree, is the game still good, bad now?

Weird thing is, that nerfchanged nothing at all, it's been bad

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Weird thing is, that nerfchanged nothing at all, it's been bad

your opinion was nerfed and my opinion was buffed. it was good but now it's better.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


Yolomon Wayne posted:

Lol if you are older than 14 and play

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
and god said let there be overwatch and it was good

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
It is bad it is but it is bad it is bad it is bad it is bad this is the bad one don't play it because it is bad it's just bad it's bad it's bad it's bad bed bed bed bed

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

thathonkey posted:

is she hot ?

She's so hot that a lot of the fan-art depicts her as a bad mannered, Doritos munching, Mountain Dew chugging gamer gremlin.

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