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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Oi oi

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saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
Another late goal.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
this owns

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
IT COULD BE TWO YA NAE

IT COULD BE TWO YA NAE

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Insurrectionist posted:

Haha that YEEEEEEEES from pundit #2.

Nice work the NI though.

i was a big fan

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Pand posted:

Pookraine



the commentator freaking out was the best tho

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Ukraine you're not doing much to justify demanding that people omit the definite article when referring to your country

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
drat, Lafferty didn't play? I guess he's shite.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Grimble posted:

Ukraine status: Weak

gently caress you, Ukraine a game to you!?


saucerman posted:

Another late goal.
At least it's clear when one team goes all-out on the attack, same as in the Germany game. Not so much when it's 0-0 or 1-1 for 80 minutes or something.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
very impressed with the ukranian ladies

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Gigi Galli posted:

drat, Lafferty didn't play? I guess he's shite.

He's busy seducing your missus

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
I can see clearly now Ukraine has gone

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Blue Star Error posted:

I can see clearly now Ukraine has gone

:golfclap:

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Total Meatlove posted:

He's busy seducing your missus

sonofabitch

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Total Meatlove posted:

He's busy seducing your missus

surely would be done in time to play in the second half

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer
Now lets have a proper matchday meal.



The 2 runny eggs are a voodoo on Lewandowskies balls, may they itch and hurt like hell during the game.

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
Lewandowski doesn't have any balls

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
wow at that poverty dinner

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pand posted:

Pookraine

I kraine Ukraine we all poo on pookraine

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

poty posted:

very impressed with the ukranian ladies

As a straight male who loves tits, rear end and pussy, I have to agree.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


dogboy posted:

Now lets have a proper matchday meal.



The 2 runny eggs are a voodoo on Lewandowskies balls, may they itch and hurt like hell during the game.

you're burning your eggs, lower the heat; these look half burned half raw

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman

Blue Star Error posted:

I can see clearly now Ukraine has gone

Lol

KFBR392
Jan 21, 2016

by Cowcaster
Pooland

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small

dogboy posted:

Now lets have a proper matchday meal.



The 2 runny eggs are a voodoo on Lewandowskies balls, may they itch and hurt like hell during the game.

wtf is this poo poo, look at the size of those eggs lmao "garcon, your tiniest eggs please"

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

dex_sda posted:

you're burning your eggs, lower the heat; these look half burned half raw

But that is exactly the point! (Have a bit of a crisp and semi liquid yolk.)

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

jyrka posted:

As a straight male who loves tits, rear end and pussy, I have to agree.

we must have been watching a different slorecam

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

WeAreTheRomans posted:

we must have been watching a different slorecam

I wasn't watching the match. Just putting it out there that I am straight and definitely not gay.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



those sausages look like ET when he's in the river all pale

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


dogboy posted:

But that is exactly the point! (Have a bit of a crisp and semi liquid yolk.)

If you lower the heat, the yolk will be more succulent and delicate, and the white will complement the taste

"it's meant to be crispy!" is what I said when I couldn't cook. If you actually wanted crispiness you'd use an ingredient that crisps up without losing flavor (for instance, you can fry a slice of ham and crack the egg on top of that, leaving you with crispy something that tastes good crispy, and a perfectly cooked fried egg on top)

Kwagga
Jun 11, 2002

I am small
check out gordon loving ramsay in here

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Kwagga posted:

check out gordon loving ramsay in here

Just giving friendly man to man advice so his eggs can be better. No need for this sort of hate.

You donkey.

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009

jyrka posted:

I wasn't watching the match. Just putting it out there that I am straight and definitely not gay.

I had my doubts so thanks for clarifying.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


dex_sda posted:

If you lower the heat, the yolk will be more succulent and delicate, and the white will complement the taste

"it's meant to be crispy!" is what I said when I couldn't cook. If you actually wanted crispiness you'd use an ingredient that crisps up without losing flavor (for instance, you can fry a slice of ham and crack the egg on top of that, leaving you with crispy something that tastes good crispy, and a perfectly cooked fried egg on top)

I agree that that's maybe a little too crispy but buddy, maybe you're wrong and actually some crisped up egg white is really good!?!?!

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


NLJP posted:

I agree that that's maybe a little too crispy but buddy, maybe you're wrong and actually some crisped up egg white is really good!?!?!

nah

it's usually the fat that allows the nice crisp, egg white is pretty much just protonz

dex_sda fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Jun 16, 2016

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

Well, I'm having a beer for diner and I'm doing the Jogi moves right now.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
How do you burn an egg while keeping it runny in the middle op?

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

dex_sda posted:

If you lower the heat, the yolk will be more succulent and delicate, and the white will complement the taste

"it's meant to be crispy!" is what I said when I couldn't cook. If you actually wanted crispiness you'd use an ingredient that crisps up without losing flavor (for instance, you can fry a slice of ham and crack the egg on top of that, leaving you with crispy something that tastes good crispy, and a perfectly cooked fried egg on top)

Its exactly as its meant to be, theres a hundred ways of cooking eggs and most of them are very tasty but a crust at the bottom and a creamy semi liquid yolk goes very well with spinache and pan fried potatoes.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Tortuga posted:

How do you burn an egg while keeping it runny in the middle op?

very carefully

dogboy
Jul 21, 2009

hurr
Grimey Drawer

Kwagga posted:

check out gordon loving ramsay in here

Gordon ramsey is an idiot, I even hate his onion slicing technique.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


dogboy posted:

Its exactly as its meant to be, theres a hundred ways of cooking eggs and most of them are very tasty but a crust at the bottom and a creamy semi liquid yolk goes very well with spinache and pan fried potatoes.

Alright friend, there's no rulebook, if you enjoy it you enjoy it. We all have to find what we enjoy in our food. Makes you think.

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