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Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

HUmmels you muppet

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mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
this is the Poland I know and love

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

ffs !!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
FFS

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

that was a nice run by muller

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
If Germany win today, will that erase all the atrocities they've committed and all the pain and suffering they've caused to millions of families all over the world? No, it will not.

Pand
Apr 1, 2011

Jogi Maldito

drat that first touch by draxler

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
thats a foul by the german

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

thats a card imo mats

Hammerstein
May 6, 2005

YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Jose posted:

thats a foul by the german

As if Germans ever did something bad.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Jose posted:

thats a foul by the german

Yeah, that was a clear yellow.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
i have the stream on a 2nd monitor as i pretend to do work and only look if the announces sound excited and i havent actually watched any of the game yet

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Dammit, forgot to screenshot at 19:39

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Pand posted:

drat that first touch by draxler

Did he touch his balls? I can't stop thinking about Germans touching their horrid balls bow. Thanks Europe

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Tortuga posted:

Did he touch his balls? I can't stop thinking about Germans touching their horrid balls bow. Thanks Europe

I'm German and doing the touch'n'sniff right now!

saihttam
Apr 15, 2006
Enter sadman
WRONK

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ibogaine posted:

Yeah, that was a clear yellow.

i have no idea who plays full back for germany since they're all really bad now that lahm has retired

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

"Player Eskorte" -> "McDonald's" -> "Ich liebe es" -> "UEFA FOUNDATION for children "

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

loving stop holding the ball too long

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Jose posted:

i have no idea who plays full back for germany since they're all really bad now that lahm has retired

That was Hummels. The other one is Boateng.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Arkadiusz Milik, notably not a fraud.

Koesj
Aug 3, 2003

Sombrerotron posted:

"Player Eskorte" -> "McDonald's" -> "Ich liebe es" -> "UEFA FOUNDATION for children "

lmao

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

pep ruined the krauts and i'm silently smacking my lips

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
they don't look ruined to me

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Not seeing much of the German Blitzkrieg tactics so far.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ibogaine posted:

That was Hummels. The other one is Boateng.

was that the player grabbing hold of the pole or the actual foul that got called after?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
khedira injured and water is wet

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

dive

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm listening to Jens Lehmann deconstruct the German team performance.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

mackintosh posted:

they don't look ruined to me

well you'd need to have a reference to something that isn't broken before you can see ruins i guess

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Khedira crumpling there like he was acting out the death animation from some old-timey game like Altered Beast or summat

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He'd probably be a lot better without the "real" commentator there. Just chatting away like a film commentary track.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
If you see a German person posting in these forums, be warned that there's an incredibly high chance that someone in his family, living or dead, has attacked, raped or murdered an innocent person before. They use the excuse of war but don't be fooled: they started those wars. If you feel this person is engaging with you, please seek a Euro 2016 Mod in either the England, France, Russia or USMNT threads, they've dealt with these monsters before and know how to handle them.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Goddamnit Milik!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
do germany really not have a proper striker other than gomez? should get klose on the pitch

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Jose posted:

was that the player grabbing hold of the pole or the actual foul that got called after?
The foul got called and I thought it deserved a yellow card as well.

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

Jose posted:

do germany really not have a proper striker other than gomez? should get klose on the pitch

Strikers are so twentieth century.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
I only just realised that Draxler is playing lol

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Mean Bean Machine posted:

If you see a German person posting in these forums, be warned that there's an incredibly high chance that someone in his family, living or dead, has attacked, raped or murdered an innocent person before. They use the excuse of war but don't be fooled: they started those wars. If you feel this person is engaging with you, please seek a Euro 2016 Mod in either the England, France, Russia or USMNT threads, they've dealt with these monsters before and know how to handle them.

But I mean, who hasn't?

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ozil of all players making that challenge lmao

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