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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA x Fashion: setting the stefan urkel machine to "blade mode"
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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Shear Modulus posted:

Well you need to correct that. The Rick James one is one of the most popular sketches from the show, but imo the Prince one is better.

In fact the Prince/Charlie Murphy Chapelle Show sketch ought to be in the pantheon of this thread.

We had the Player Hater's Ball a few pages back.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 I love everything about this picture

https://twitter.com/donbleekcom/status/743468318863073281

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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Walton with the custom ESPN ESports team shirt:

https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/743479830088278016

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Man DAR really does look like that snitch friend everyone has.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Dexo posted:

Man DAR really does look like that snitch friend everyone has.

https://twitter.com/hotnewhiphop/status/743487605682094080

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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/hotnewhiphop/status/743487605682094080

:laffo:

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

NickRoweFillea posted:

We had the Player Hater's Ball a few pages back.
On a tangential note: late last night I learned that there is actually a competition in cricket called the Baller Cup.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 Wiggins you gotta take this L

https://twitter.com/sneakernews/status/743543215501025281

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Metapod posted:

Wiggins you gotta take this L

https://twitter.com/sneakernews/status/743543215501025281
Chantilly lace so hot. I know what shoes I'm wearing the next time I go to a brothel

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jun 16, 2016

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 At least he's trying

https://twitter.com/world_wide_wob/status/743577284024508416

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 I said Draymondjuice three times and he showed up and hit me in the junk.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
^ EFB with a better joke

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
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Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

 Draymond seriously needs to get into contact with some people that can help him dress better

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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

Carlosologist posted:

Draymond seriously needs to get into contact with some people that can help him dress better

I really enjoy what following the NBA has become.

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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Carlosologist posted:

Draymond seriously needs to get into contact with some people that can help him dress better

He knows what he is doing. Keep looking awkward Draymond

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow


God bless this man.

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 Craig's suit is legitimately beautiful.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 Kat looking good

https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols/status/743905155100205056?s=09

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Metapod posted:

Kat looking good

https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols/status/743905155100205056?s=09
he looks like a magician at a zoo

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Metapod posted:

Kat looking good

https://twitter.com/Rachel__Nichols/status/743905155100205056?s=09

look at brian windhorst's big fat noggin lol

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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Carlosologist posted:

Draymond seriously needs to get into contact with some people that can help him dress better

Didn't Westbrook show up to a game in basically a snuggie this post season?

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 https://twitter.com/TheStarters/status/744274511042772992?s=09

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/TheStarters/status/744274511042772992?s=09

Really sticking it to Draymond with that shirt. "I"m not a bitch, I'm BUTCH!"

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 https://twitter.com/JordanSpieth/status/744530613525422080

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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

 Does he know that he's perpetuating the meme not refuting it

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boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

 He's playing like poo poo so far today, so

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanSpieth/status/744530613525422080

Yeah, that's about right

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

R.D. Mangles posted:

https://twitter.com/JordanSpieth/status/744530613525422080

Those look even uglier than the promo shots haha

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exempt
Dec 10, 2006
 Heaven's Gate IIs
You'll have to move out eventually, son IVs
Don't forget we have a World Hunger 5k on Sunday, Susan XVIIs

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

exempt posted:

You'll have to move out eventually, son IVs
outta control

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curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

Metapod posted:

https://twitter.com/sergeibaka9/status/742569414357323776?s=09

this is some upscale sapeur poo poo and it looks awesome (r.i.p. papa wemba)

also, T-Mac looks like he ate the wonka blueberry gum

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Just got My Prostate Checked IIs

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
 Figuring Out What To Do With A Laminated "Cry Baby James" Sign VIIs

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
 Happy Draft Day, everybody out there in the NBA Fashion thread

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

 I'll have a long wrap-up per usual

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
this is the holiest day of the year on the NBA fashion calendar

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
So guys I think JR Smith came in late to win the NBA Fashion for the year...

It turns out Less is more. The Shirtless look was the best look of the year.

Westbrook is second, Melo's hats are third.


honorable mention to the Curry 73-9* Lows

Also. It's been 10 years guys. Look how far we've come

Dexo fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Jun 23, 2016

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Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
Lebron out here looking like a low level mafia enforcer's son trying on his wedding suit. King Frosty the Block Man

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
 Remember when Allen Iverson was too hip hop for the NBA and they made a dress code?

I'm curious about what that dress code said given how players dress these days. But I'm not curious enough to actually look it up. But the evolution of NBA fashion in the post-Iverson era is pretty cool.

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morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

TBeats posted:

Remember when Allen Iverson was too hip hop for the NBA and they made a dress code?

I'm curious about what that dress code said given how players dress these days. But I'm not curious enough to actually look it up. But the evolution of NBA fashion in the post-Iverson era is pretty cool.

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1. General Policy: Business Casual
Players are required to wear Business Casual attire whenever they are engaged in team or league business.

"Business Casual" attire means:
— A long or short-sleeved dress shirt (collared or turtleneck), and/or a sweater.
— Dress slacks, khaki pants, or dress jeans.
— Appropriate shoes and socks, including dress shoes, dress boots, or other presentable shoes, but not including sneakers, sandals, flip-flops, or work boots.

2. Exceptions to Business Casual
There are the following exceptions to the general policy of Business Casual attire:
a. Players In Attendance At Games But Not In Uniform
Players who are in attendance at games but not in uniform are required to wear the following additional items when seated on the bench or in the stands during the game:
— Sport Coat
— Dress shoes or boots, and socks

b. Players Leaving the Arena
Players leaving the arena may wear either Business Casual attire or neat warm-up suits issued by their teams.

c. Special Events or Appearances
Teams can make exceptions to the Business Casual policy for special events or player appearances where other attire is appropriate -- e.g., participation in a basketball clinic.

3. Excluded Items
The following is a list of items that players are not allowed to wear at any time while on team or league business:
— Sleeveless shirts
— Shorts
— T-shirts, jerseys, or sports apparel (unless appropriate for the event (e.g., a basketball clinic), team-identified, and approved by the team)
— Headgear of any kind while a player is sitting on the bench or in the stands at a game, during media interviews, or during a team or league event or appearance (unless appropriate for the event or appearance, team-identified, and approved by the team)
— Chains, pendants, or medallions worn over the player's clothes
— Sunglasses while indoors
— Headphones (other than on the team bus or plane, or in the team locker room)
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