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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

ground cricket meal makes a pretty good protein supplement according to my brother

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:06

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Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

is this the thread for arguing

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:34

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

no it's the thread about how nobody likes us everybody hates us guess ill go eat worms

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:35

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Karl Barks posted:

is this the thread for arguing

No!!!!!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:35

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Karl Barks posted:

is this the thread for arguing

No, sorry you're looking for every other thread.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:49

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

nice job all, you're arguing about what thread to argue in

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:51

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

The arguments itt are dumb and bad

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:57

Karl Barks: Jan 21, 1981

i like the arguments, personally

# ? Jun 16, 2016 17:06

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

Karl Barks posted:

i like the arguments, personally

You're dumb for liking arguments :colbert:

# ? Jun 16, 2016 17:12

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Cephalocidal posted:

Was it a stinger thing or just a dangly ovipositor?

it must've been the latter. hopefully it didn't lay eggs uggaspodhjfalkjfgdafl;skjf :cripes:

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:26

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Karl Barks posted:

is this the thread for arguing

Sorry no, this is the thread for abuse.
_{loving tosspot.}

Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 21:09 on Jun 16, 2016

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:54

Cephalocidal: Dec 23, 2005

Classic Comrade posted:

it must've been the latter. hopefully it didn't lay eggs uggaspodhjfalkjfgdafl;skjf

bee�tle3
ˈbēdl/
verb
gerund or present participle: beetling
(of a person's eyebrows) project or overhang threateningly.
"piercing eyes glittered beneath a great beetling brow"

# ? Jun 16, 2016 23:06

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Man that Factorio is really a piece of work

# ? Jun 17, 2016 00:53

Solvent: Jan 24, 2013; by Hand Knit

Al! posted:

Man that Factorio is really a piece of work

I like it, but it gives me some degree of anxiety when I play it.
Like for example, after 6 or 8 hours vanish into the machine, I feel similar to how I do when I get off work.
I should be collecting a paycheck after optimizing assembly lines for so many hours.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:11

Mrit: Sep 26, 2007; by exmarx; Grimey Drawer

Solvent posted:

I like it, but it gives me some degree of anxiety when I play it.
Like for example, after 6 or 8 hours vanish into the machine, I feel similar to how I do when I get off work.
I should be collecting a paycheck after optimizing assembly lines for so many hours.

Your payment is blowing up aliens. And you are well paid.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 01:14

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

the hits just keep on coming

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:07

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

yeah commie haters are one thing but a LIBERAL!?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:11

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

SCENE � EXTERIOR
WOODEN BENCH, LAKESIDE

"JANE": So, what do you like to do in your spare time?

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: [producing LITTLE RED BOOK] To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

"JANE": Oh, um, wow! That's interesting! Do you have any family in to �

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

["JANE" has gotten up and left. HOMEWORK EXPLAINER continues.]

To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:26

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

lmao

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:28

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Homework Explainer posted:

SCENE � EXTERIOR
WOODEN BENCH, LAKESIDE

"JANE": So, what do you like to do in your spare time?

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: [producing LITTLE RED BOOK] To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

"JANE": Oh, um, wow! That's interesting! Do you have any family in to �

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

["JANE" has gotten up and left. HOMEWORK EXPLAINER continues.]

To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 02:40

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

Homework Explainer posted:

SCENE — EXTERIOR
WOODEN BENCH, LAKESIDE

"JANE": So, what do you like to do in your spare time?

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: [producing LITTLE RED BOOK] To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone wrong, and refrain from principled argument because he is an old acquaintance, a fellow townsman, a schoolmate, a close friend, a loved one, an old colleague or old subordinate. Or to touch on the matter lightly instead of going into it thoroughly, so as to keep on good terms. The result is that both the organization and the individual are harmed. This is one type of liberalism.

"JANE": Oh, um, wow! That's interesting! Do you have any family in to —

HOMEWORK EXPLAINER: To indulge in irresponsible criticism in private instead of actively putting forward one's suggestions to the organization. To say nothing to people to their faces but to gossip behind their backs, or to say nothing at a meeting but to gossip afterwards. To show no regard at all for the principles of collective life but to follow one's own inclination. This is a second type.

To let things drift if they do not affect one personally; to say as little as possible while knowing perfectly well what is wrong, to be worldly wise and play safe and seek only to avoid blame. This is a third type.

Not to obey orders but to give pride of place to one's own opinions. To demand special consideration from the organization but to reject its discipline. This is a fourth type.

To indulge in personal attacks, pick quarrels, vent personal spite or seek revenge instead of entering into an argument and struggling against incorrect views for the sake of unity or progress or getting the work done properly. This is a fifth type.

To hear incorrect views without rebutting them and even to hear counter-revolutionary remarks without reporting them, but instead to take them calmly as if nothing had happened. This is a sixth type.

["JANE" has gotten up and left. HOMEWORK EXPLAINER continues.]

To be among the masses and fail to conduct propaganda and agitation or speak at meetings or conduct investigations and inquiries among them, and instead to be indifferent to them and show no concern for their well-being, forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type.

To see someone harming the interests of the masses and yet not feel indignant, or dissuade or stop him or reason with him, but to allow him to continue. This is an eighth type.

To work half-heartedly without a definite plan or direction; to work perfunctorily and muddle along--"So long as one remains a monk, one goes on tolling the bell." This is a ninth type.

To regard oneself as having rendered great service to the revolution, to pride oneself on being a veteran, to disdain minor assignments while being quite unequal to major tasks, to be slipshod in work and slack in study. This is a tenth type.

To be aware of one's own mistakes and yet make no attempt to correct them, taking a liberal attitude towards oneself. This is an eleventh type.

Yeah, I'd bang you

# ? Jun 17, 2016 03:22

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Homework Explainer posted:

the hits just keep on coming

just send her the phil ochs song and have done with it

# ? Jun 17, 2016 03:26

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Homework Explainer, do you sit down all your dates and look deeply into their eyes and tell them that you're a communist?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:08

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

Homework Explainer, do you sit down all your dates and look deeply into their eyes and tell them that you're a communist?

Sploosh

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:15

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

Schnorkles posted:

Homework Explainer, do you sit down all your dates and look deeply into their eyes and tell them that you're a communist?

nah, only if politics comes up naturally in conversation and i feel like it wouldn't be awkward to drop the c-bomb

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Homework Explainer posted:

nah, only if politics comes up naturally in conversation and i feel like it wouldn't be awkward to drop the c-bomb

pansy

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:20

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

drop hints throughout your conversation

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:21

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

do you try to radicalize the waitress when she comes over to refill your water?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:33

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

"thank you so much. could we get another bottle of wine and have you heard the good news about the immortal science of marxism-leninism?"

# ? Jun 17, 2016 04:52

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

Homework Explainer posted:

"thank you so much. could we get another bottle of wine and have you heard the good news about the immortal science of marxism-leninism?"

*knock knock*

*homework explainer is at the door with das kapital under their arm*

"do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior karl marx?"

# ? Jun 17, 2016 05:02

Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

Homework Explainer posted:

"thank you so much. could we get another bottle of wine and have you heard the good news about the immortal science of marxism-leninism?"

*server rolls eyes, mutters ' Bourgeoisie' under breath*

# ? Jun 17, 2016 11:50

G.C. Furr III: Mar 30, 2016

Homework Explainer posted:

nah, only if politics comes up naturally in conversation and i feel like it wouldn't be awkward to drop the c-bomb

You're just leaving the restaurant when your server says "excuse me, i think you're forgetting something" and hands you a note - "forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type."

# ? Jun 17, 2016 19:49

R. Guyovich: Dec 25, 1991

G.C. Furr III posted:

You're just leaving the restaurant when your server says "excuse me, i think you're forgetting something" and hands you a note - "forgetting that one is a Communist and behaving as if one were an ordinary non-Communist. This is a seventh type."

if i had a nickel

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:15

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Homework Explainer posted:

if i had a nickel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83tnWFojtcY

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:10

WINNINGHARD: Oct 4, 2014

buying a surfboard tomorrow, going surfing for the first time in two years on sunday.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:23

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

youuu take ur car to work

iiiii take my boooooard

aaaand when ur out of fuel

iiiii'm still aflooooooat

[forreal tho thats cool]

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:38

WINNINGHARD: Oct 4, 2014

Classic Comrade posted:

youuu take ur car to work

iiiii take my boooooard

aaaand when ur out of fuel

iiiii'm still aflooooooat

that is a really good motto

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:49

Classic Comrade: Dec 24, 2012; (hair tousled from head shaking during speeches)

the first weezer album, is still a good album, in my opinion. especially in the summer.

everything after that i couldn't care less about tho

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:02

Riot Bimbo: Dec 28, 2006

Im at a pub for the first time ever. Pasty nerd thinking about getting on a table and preaching the gospel of sanders. Im sure a pasty nerd in a pub in plano is the perfect place for this.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:31

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Peztopiary: Mar 16, 2009; by exmarx

I would advise against this, but if you do it make sure there is video.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:35

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