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MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard
the commentator keeps calling the cage an octagon despite the fact that it is clearly a circle

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


esteemed actors Aphonba Wbapueherrep and Men rn6coH

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
President bapak Obama

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I didn't realize this was happening this morning and I'm grateful to see Tpamn on russian tv.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i'm not watching but if it's true that this event is being put on by an oligarch desperate to stop his poo poo getting seized by putin by spending shitloads of money on fedor hoping that he shows up then lol

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

i'm not watching but if it's true that this event is being put on by an oligarch desperate to stop his poo poo getting seized by putin by spending shitloads of money on fedor hoping that he shows up then lol

Dude there is a live orchestra playing the mission impossible theme for this guy's walk out.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Jun 17, 2016

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Now we have live rapping. There was a god damned robot castle earlier.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
That KO punch looked like Todd Duffee swinging at Mir.


And the announcer doesn't like Conor McGregor.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Triticum Guzzler posted:

i'm not watching but if it's true that this event is being put on by an oligarch desperate to stop his poo poo getting seized by putin by spending shitloads of money on fedor hoping that he shows up then lol

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Just turned this on at work because I wanna root for Maldo, what the hell is going on here aside from "nothing"

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Someone PBP this because I'm at work and I can't turn on Fight Pass

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


fatherdog posted:

Just turned this on at work because I wanna root for Maldo, what the hell is going on here aside from "nothing"

big gap intermission due to 1st round finish in almost every fight

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

fatherdog posted:

Just turned this on at work because I wanna root for Maldo, what the hell is going on here aside from "nothing"


acai moonsault posted:

big gap intermission due to 1st round finish in almost every fight

Basically this. They've had a few introductions of various oligarchs and VIPs and showed a hype video for both Fabio and Fedor. Walkouts should be starting soon.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Im one of the guys spinning on a ring

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Its been pretty entertaining over all.

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
The aerial performers look like they we're just told to do some poo poo, gently caress choreography.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Every walkout should have a live orchestra and horrifying people in masks

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Kenny g there playing the trumpet has been getting a lot of screen time.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
I dont think people on this many PEDs should be allowed to have this boring of a fight

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
A Famous Portuguese!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Tonight I learned there was a show called M-1 Fighter and that it had at least two seasons.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
UFC cards have been really good and entertaining lately, thats what i was just thinking of while watching that poo poo fight

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


manyak posted:

UFC cards have been really good and entertaining lately, thats what i was just thinking of while watching that poo poo fight

to be fair that was the most boring fight so far today, the others have been entertaining even though/because they were severe mismatches

you're right though

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
How long before the Fedor fight? I've been watching this since it started, wife got off work, now I have to go grocery shopping .

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this is the most excellent broadcast of a cage i have ever seen

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


3 more fights before Fedor/Fabio, the only fighters I've heard of are Vitaly Minakov the stripped Bellator HW champion vs. Peter Graham the K1 kickboxer in the co-main

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

acai moonsault posted:

to be fair that was the most boring fight so far today, the others have been entertaining even though/because they were severe mismatches

you're right though

Fair enough, i just tuned in to see several minutes of nothing then a really ornate introduction then a bad fight lol

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Sweet, I might be able to get back home in time, unless, they are all first round stopages, pretty par for the event.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Alright Russian Sia covers.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

Alright Russian Sia covers.

Probably more for David Guetta

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Please censor this mans nipples.

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

that chubby man sure throws a lot of punches at the other chubby mans guard

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Showing how up to date Russian culture is the commentator is talking about Thomas Wolfe

a man who died in 1938

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
I want to go to Russia and be a combat sports commentator

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Well that wasn't rigged at all.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Two beef boys going at it

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Holy poo poo the celebrity they just showed was a Russian spy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Chapman

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Fat Sergei in the Bellator

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
I like the announcer. It's what I imagine having GGG take Roy Jones place on the HBO boxing team would be like

edit: Peter Graham up!

afatwhiteloaf fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Jun 17, 2016

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Metal Gear Solid 4's Laughing Octopus has landed well.

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