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Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
this is horrifying

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afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
this fight ownnnnssssss

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
This guy needs to be the commentator for everything.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Reminder that Maldo's last match before this one was getting beasted 25/8

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
If you feel bad for Fedor, just remember, he literally asked for this.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
next time Fedor hand picks an opponent he should probably pick one who will be willing to agree to a fixed fight

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I want this fight on audiobook.

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

Skinty McEdger posted:

Planning on watching this later, please tell me the commentator is the same guy as usual who last card announced he couldn't understand why there were Russian fans cheering for an Afgan fighter over a Russian and how it was very disturbing. He's the best.

it's this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_YXN8PiFNM

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This is like Sakuraba in Japan where they will never stop the fight

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Here come the body punches.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

This guy can replace Joe Rogan imo

"MUSN'T CONCEDE THESE PUNCHES"

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Can't wait for the bidding war between Bellator and the UFC for the services of Fabio Maldonado

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
please fedor

stop conceding these punches

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
What are you doing Maldanadoooooooooo

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Fedor finally ran into a man even sleepier and paunchier than him.

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
NICE low kick! very useful!

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Fedor was moving across the cage like the guy from QWOP and the fight wasn't stopped

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
I'm thinking this guy might be a little biased.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I love Maldo casually strolling around the cage like he's trying to remember if he left the oven on

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Fedor was moving across the cage like the guy from QWOP

This is the most accurate description.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
This commentator is the best

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.
this commentator is cracking me up

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I don't know what happened to Fabio Maldonada why did he stop fighting.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

fatherdog posted:

I love Maldo casually strolling around the cage like he's trying to remember if he left the oven on

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

afatwhiteloaf posted:

lol Fedor apparently hates the last emperor nickname as much as i do

agreed op, i don't understand why anybody would compare fedor to a gormless overprotected shithead used as a political figurehead by a warmonger

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I love this man

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
"I wonder why Fabio Maldonado stopped fighting. Why doesn't he attack?" *Fabio leaps forward with a right hook*

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The Fix is In.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
This is awesome

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Fabio stopped fighting because he knows the reward for winning this fight is that Anna Chapman is going to turn him into Radioactive Man.

Fifthace
May 3, 2003

No.

fatherdog posted:

"I wonder why Fabio Maldonado stopped fighting. Why doesn't he attack?" *Fabio leaps forward with a right hook*


this commentator doesn't understand the concept of "being tired"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
oh it seems i'm missing my favourite fight of all time. i have chosen poorly.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
I like that only after both men have been knocked god drat loopy do the jabs and low kicks come out.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The commentator cheering Fedor when he started fighting in round 2 was great :allears:

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Is this a 5 round fight or 3?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

jfc this is better than Kimbo Dada

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I'm also reminded during those flurries that Fabio really is genuinely talented at picking off punches and not taking shots cleanly. I think he barely took a clean shot the whole round.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


What the hell is goin' on in the octagon!

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Fedor 20-16

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TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
what the HEll is going on in the octagaon?

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