|
Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:I'm genuinely curious how this person turned out. Was (s)he a dork, popular, beat up a lot??? What did (s)he go by? She was a willowy long-haired earth child dancer type, surely in no way encouraged in this by her parents.
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 02:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 06:56 |
|
|
EDIT:Nevermind
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 02:57
|
|
|
i got only 27/30 i'm ashamed
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:04
|
|
|
Data Graham posted:She was a willowy long-haired earth child dancer type, surely in no way encouraged in this by her parents. So not at all like her namesake then?
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:18
|
|
|
My first name and last name mean the same thing, I'm a linguistic redundancy.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:23
|
|
|
RaspberryCommie posted:So not at all like her namesake then? She was a total rebel, like her namesake's granddaughter
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:26
|
|
|
WarpedNaba posted:My first name and last name mean the same thing, I'm a linguistic redundancy. Welcome to the SA forums, Moon Moon.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:47
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 04:22
|
|
|
Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Wasn't sure if this belonged here or in the STDH thread, but I fear it might be real. This is perfectly reasonable as long as it is being handed out by the retard wrangler for a developmentally disabled group's monthly trip out to a restaurant. For god sake don't say "guys" or Steve will be off on a tangent for 20 minutes!
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 05:47
|
|
|
I was named after a West Indian cricketer of the 70s, as was my brother. I was named after an elegant left handed batsman and my brother after a right handed fast bowler. It breaks my fathers heart that I bowl medium pace, and my brother opens the batting. To keep it vaguely related here is a photo of WG Grace destroying some people with his laser eyes. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 06:34
|
|
|
BrigadierSensible posted:I was named after a West Indian cricketer of the 70s, as was my brother. I was named after an elegant left handed batsman and my brother after a right handed fast bowler. Your name is Garfield? awkward
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 07:36
|
|
|
BrigadierSensible posted:I was named after a West Indian cricketer of the 70s, as was my brother. I was named after an elegant left handed batsman and my brother after a right handed fast bowler. War of the Worlds remake looking good
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 08:23
|
|
|
I left my heart in Sannnn Frannnncisco ~~
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 10:20
|
|
|
Data Graham posted:How can anybody think this would result in better service or less masturbated-in food than the alternative. I think if they didn't want jizz in their food they would have explicitly mentioned that as well, don't you?
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 10:48
|
|
|
Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Wasn't sure if this belonged here or in the STDH thread, but I fear it might be real. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 11:50
|
|
cowboy
|
BrigadierSensible posted:I was named after a West Indian cricketer of the 70s, as was my brother. I was named after an elegant left handed batsman and my brother after a right handed fast bowler. I'm named after a car
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 12:21
|
|
|
This is one of those "loss" things, right?
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 12:53
|
|
|
Zopotantor posted:This is one of those "loss" things, right? it's okay to move past it
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 13:04
|
|
|
Gromit posted:Welcome to the SA forums, Moon Moon. I'll fight you bro swear on me mum
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 13:39
|
|
|
Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Wasn't sure if this belonged here or in the STDH thread, but I fear it might be real. Ah, this. This is what can accurately be called "Jerkbait".
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 15:05
|
|
|
w00tmonger posted:All jokes aside I think I know a couple 2 or so friends out with a kid named sephiroth. "Max Pound" sounds like a porn name that a middle schooler would make up.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 17:02
|
|
|
Marta Velasquez posted:"Max Pound" sounds like a porn name that a middle schooler would make up. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 18:40
|
|
|
I have a close friend who named his kid "Murphy" purely because he was a fan of the Dropkick Murphy's..... I mean it's not a bad name but... I also know a guy who gave his kid the middle name of "BraveStarr" after the cartoon show but that guys a fuckwit.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 20:59
|
|
|
I know a guy who knows a guy who named their kid Fart don't know why though??
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:09
|
|
|
Gaz2k21 posted:I have a close friend who named his kid "Murphy" purely because he was a fan of the Dropkick Murphy's..... I mean it's not a bad name but... Dropkick Murphys slept on my couch in 2003 or 04. Well at my place. They're pretty cool guys. We played Madden.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:20
|
|
|
Me mom swears she worked with a person who knew someone named Shithead(pronounced she-theed) but I called her out on it because it's impossible to believe and she has no proof. True story
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:41
|
|
|
im pooping! posted:Me mom swears she worked with a person who knew someone named Shithead(pronounced she-theed) but I called her out on it because it's impossible to believe and she has no proof. True story I think that's a Lewis Black bit. Along with rear end in a top hat (ah-shole-ah)
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:49
|
|
|
im pooping! posted:Me mom swears she worked with a person who knew someone named Shithead(pronounced she-theed) but I called her out on it because it's impossible to believe and she has no proof. True story Nosmo King? Va Geena? Chlamydia? Le'mon Gello and Or'on Gello?
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:55
|
|
|
Working at a call center i cold called a gentleman named Moon Poo Lew. Fortunately he didn't answer.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:57
|
|
|
Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Wasn't sure if this belonged here or in the STDH thread, but I fear it might be real. At some point you'd think the manager would tell these people to GTFO. But then they would run to Yelp and give a nice one star review about their "treatment." And if you tried to keep that piece of paper as you were booting them out the door I'm sure they'd call it "theft" and call the police. 70% chance that when the police arrive you find out they're "freemen of the land" types.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 21:59
|
|
|
im pooping! posted:Me mom swears she worked with a person who knew someone named Shithead(pronounced she-theed) but I called her out on it because it's impossible to believe and she has no proof. True story Can she only count to six? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 22:28
|
|
|
Rabble posted:At some point you'd think the manager would tell these people to GTFO. But then they would run to Yelp and give a nice one star review about their "treatment." And if you tried to keep that piece of paper as you were booting them out the door I'm sure they'd call it "theft" and call the police. 70% chance that when the police arrive you find out they're "freemen of the land" types. Customers calling the police on a business never goes well for them.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 22:32
|
|
|
syscall girl posted:Working at a call center i cold called a gentleman named Moon Poo Lew. I once took a call from Sum Yong Gui. It was really his name, according to his phone bill.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 22:46
|
|
|
WarpedNaba posted:I'll fight you bro swear on me mum mum
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 22:53
|
|
|
I can tell I'm among friends here.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 23:42
|
|
|
 
|
|
#
?
Jun 19, 2016 00:07
|
|
|
I can maaybe see that note being real. I used to work at a fairly upscale (or at least expensive) restaurant, with a clientele of rich old white and Jewish people. Most were okay, and the money was good, but once in a while you'd get somone who was just cartoonishly awful. Every so often this woman would come in, and without saying a word would hand a business card to her server. This (obviously, sloppily, home-made) card had "Eileen's Salad!" as the header, with an important, underlined and bolded note about her self-imposed ridiculous diet, instructions for the kitchen on what should go in her salad and how it should be prepared, and clip art of vegetables. It was realllly hard not to roll your eyes when she handed you that thing, but everyone just went along with it because she definitely seemed like the type who would cause a scene, and we all just wanted to get through the day. Restaurant work is kind of the worst.
|
|
#
?
Jun 19, 2016 00:15
|
|
|
???
|
|
#
?
Jun 19, 2016 00:28
|
|
|
That thing is called a Creeper and it's from Minecraft. It's entire m.o. is to find the player, walk close to them and explode. Creepers have an infamous reputation for walking up to players when they've finished building something and destroying it. 
|
|
#
?
Jun 19, 2016 00:47
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 06:56 |
|
|
Crow Jane posted:I can maaybe see that note being real. I used to work at a fairly upscale (or at least expensive) restaurant, with a clientele of rich old white and Jewish people. Most were okay, and the money was good, but once in a while you'd get somone who was just cartoonishly awful. Every so often this woman would come in, and without saying a word would hand a business card to her server. This (obviously, sloppily, home-made) card had "Eileen's Salad!" as the header, with an important, underlined and bolded note about her self-imposed ridiculous diet, instructions for the kitchen on what should go in her salad and how it should be prepared, and clip art of vegetables. It was realllly hard not to roll your eyes when she handed you that thing, but everyone just went along with it because she definitely seemed like the type who would cause a scene, and we all just wanted to get through the day. Restaurant work is kind of the worst. Just out of curiosity, what was it? Salads seems pretty food-restriction friendly in general. Or was it just like "no croutons, dressing on the side" stuff?
|
|
#
?
Jun 19, 2016 00:57
|
|
