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There are way too many game/movie named Cursed Mummy. It's like that's the only thing the whole world in the 80's know about Egypt. 
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Wait until he's asleep and kill him in a way that preserves his body. Then take his stuff and rez.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:54
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Nyaa posted:There are way too many game/movie named Cursed Mummy. It's like that's the only thing the whole world in the 80's know about Egypt. Why's the mummy got to be cursed? No one ever talks about a blessed mummy or even an inert mummy. Always cursed. Every one of them. How the hell were the people who owned those bodies supposed to use them in paradise?
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Jun 17, 2016 18:25
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Sir Unimaginative posted:Why's the mummy got to be cursed? No one ever talks about a blessed mummy or even an inert mummy. Always cursed. Every one of them. How the hell were the people who owned those bodies supposed to use them in paradise? I know it's a hateful stereotype but it probably relates to a perceived taboo about jostling corpses associated with powerful Egyptian gods.
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Jun 17, 2016 18:53
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I know it's a hateful stereotype but it probably relates to a perceived taboo about jostling corpses associated with powerful Egyptian gods. Or people could just not do stuff to the dead. I guess 'don't be a dick' is a 21st-century thing. Or later. dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 18:57
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We still need an arm and he has so many, he could give us a hand.
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Jun 17, 2016 19:43
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Sir Unimaginative posted:Or people could just not do stuff to the dead. But the dead have all the coolest stuff. Like masks and swords and other cool old stuff. It belongs in a museum!
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Jun 17, 2016 19:44
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Sir Unimaginative posted:Or people could just not do stuff to the dead. It's at the end of the tech tree in Civ6 I think and it certainly doesn't apply to this game or any game made by Herman Skull.
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Jun 17, 2016 20:00
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I managed to dig up an ancient computer adaptation of The Cursed Mummy and I'm trying to get it to emulate properly and upload it tonight because I love you. Stay tuned also I think grabbing an arm is a good move, I'll have that card ready to look at with the next update.
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Jun 17, 2016 21:07
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I'm tuned into you, Isaias. 
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Jun 18, 2016 07:37
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Outrail posted:I'm tuned into you, Isaias. Sorry for the delays but this thing I've found is worth it, I promise. I've managed to get the emulation about halfway to working.
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Jun 18, 2016 10:08
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 Thanks for waiting! The last page, completed:   To get to the expansion (and not piss off Hardmod) we gotta let him get a good night's sleep. Turning to 4:  So our ESSENCE is restored, we can take whatever limbs and bits we want from the bucket, but first let's play the expansion, The Curse of the Cursed Mummy! Unfortunately the little booklet I used to have has been destroyed by time - it's made of the same garbage paper as everything else Herman Skull makes. However, I did find an ancient PC adaptation that could only be found on a misprint early run of those AOL CDs everyone used to get, and also hidden away on some of those 1001 shareware title compilations in a non-visible folder under the Accountancy Software sections. I've been working on getting it running on modern PCs and I think I may just have managed! PC only, sorry: Download it here: https://goo.gl/Vfwm05 Unzip and and run CURSE.EXE I'd be interested to know how your mini-adventure winds up. It gives us +1 FIST whenever we necromance, which is an early example of pay to win. Anyway, what limb(s) do we want, and with the Lich coming back what's the next move? We can ask him at least one question or demand one thing off him before things kick off again. Adventure sheet: 
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Jun 18, 2016 16:51
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Get a new torso, this decrepit old barrel had already cost us with the ladies. Also that mini-adventure is p.awesome. By popular demand fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Jun 18, 2016 |
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Jun 18, 2016 17:31
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This is Skull's extremely long-winded scheme to infect us with malware.
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Jun 18, 2016 17:34
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:Download it here: https://goo.gl/Vfwm05 
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Jun 18, 2016 17:50
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CopperHound posted:I was about to play witcher 3 today, but I can't pull myself away from this game. I would say CURSE.EXE has better nuance when it comes to the moral choices and the sex scenes are far more satisfying the two sex scenes are repulsive, it's all necrophilia this and bestiality that
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Jun 18, 2016 17:52
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I kinda wanna take one of the monstrous arms, but I think that messes up our Union membership I THINK we get one of the better endings if we can somehow maintain good standing in the Union, but it's hard to do. Or we get one of the worst endings, I can't remember. Anyways, new torso and arm are in order. Take the Sword Arm and any nonshitty torso.
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Jun 18, 2016 18:19
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Is there a gorilla arm?
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Jun 18, 2016 18:44
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Any crustacean arms? Just because their skeletons are on the outside doesn't mean that lobsters don't know how to skele-party.
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Jun 18, 2016 18:49
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yeah there's a bunch of crap in there, I remember seeing some of those bits in the deck
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Jun 18, 2016 18:57
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get one of those arms that can't stop making a j/o motion
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Jun 18, 2016 19:07
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We should grab that fused rib torso that definitely isn't a rip off of another beloved English IP.
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Jun 18, 2016 19:35
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I got the good ending 
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Jun 18, 2016 20:08
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Can we get the Hand Cannon? It's a fuse-lit bombadier's weapon-appendage made by a one-handed dwarf demolitions "expert." e: The fake hand in 'Berserk' comes to mind: 
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Jun 18, 2016 20:32
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Let's grab the monkey paw for an arm. Its got two wishes left but they'll backfire horribly which helpful if we word it tricky.
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Jun 18, 2016 20:59
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Can we get the Hand Cannon? You might be thinking of a different series. These are the dwarves in this neck of the woods (from the Sword of the Bastard Elf Bestiary):  Most of them are pacifists or at least not big on weapons.
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Jun 18, 2016 21:03
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Yikes! Well then what about the Pacifist's Hand Cannon then?  
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Jun 18, 2016 21:21
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I'd be interested to know how your mini-adventure winds up. My ending was... well, every page, every ending. All of them. It took a little while. It's how I always did CYOA books when I was a kid, reading through and putting bookmarks in at every decision and going back to the last fork I was at once I get an ending and bouncing backwards then going forwards again untill I had read everything. Because why would you not read the whole book? Basically the same technique for Curse of the Cursed Mummy, just a lot more restarting and clicking through everything over and over. It was a really fun adventure, well done to, umm, Mr. Skull, and of course SIB for assembling it into a running program! As for parts, we definately need a new arm, since we are missing one right now, so pretty much just go for the coolest one in the pile. If there is an arm with a six fingered hand in there, that could be handy later. Also keep the barrel chest it is cool, gives us a mobile hiding spot, and lets us carry an extra item! We might want to ask Hardmod about the tower, but someone probably has a better idea then that.
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Jun 18, 2016 23:22
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Dig through the pile for a tuxedo torso
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Jun 18, 2016 23:57
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Here's what's on the docket for now: Regular torso Sword Arm Non-IP-Infringing Fused-Rib Sea-Marine Torso Dwarven Hand Cannon Monkey Paw Six-Fingered Hand Tuxedo Torso Crab Hand Gorilla Hand Constant j/o action hand We'll narrow it down later but they're all great choices. It's ok to stop being decrepit too, the game sort of expects you not to be so slovenly by this point and we've already blown the "don't raise or harvest anything" ending. E: I assume we're still staying Union for the time being? Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Jun 19, 2016 |
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Jun 19, 2016 00:14
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Was skull made out of hard spiked metal a union approved option?
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Jun 19, 2016 00:40
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Union 4 lyfe, bro
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Jun 19, 2016 00:56
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Keep out current head Grab Non-IP-Infringing Fused-Rib Sea-Marine Torso Grab Monkey Paw
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Jun 19, 2016 02:34
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Just take the coolest arm and see if they have a Herman skull.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:02
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poo poo, I almost forgot Take the skeletal peg leg.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:05
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Paradox Man posted:Just take the coolest arm and see if they have a Herman skull. I believe you can find an item called Herman's Skull in the book; but it is hidden away in a really awkward to get to number. I think it's only accessible with the Ten Foot Necromantic Pole
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Jun 19, 2016 03:06
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stay union Grab Non-IP-Infringing Fused-Rib Sea-Marine Torso Grab Monkey Paw I also vaguely remember that we can get the Mind Eater skull here. Let's do that.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:08
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So my first play through I punched Indiana Jones in the dick and turned his keys into vipers. My second play through I wound up working at a burger joint in London.
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Jun 19, 2016 03:31
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I can't play because I'm on mobile. 
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Who What Now posted:I can't play because I'm on mobile. Right there with you.
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