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Disappointing Pie
Feb 7, 2006
Words cannot describe what a disaster the pie was.
We went on a road trip last month and wanted to renew our in car xm. Called and they told us something like $99.99 for 6 months. My wife actually laughed on the phone call and told the rep we only needed it for a month then we were cancelling again.

We ended up with a year for $29.99

How the company still makes money I have no clue.

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T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Disappointing Pie posted:

We went on a road trip last month and wanted to renew our in car xm. Called and they told us something like $99.99 for 6 months. My wife actually laughed on the phone call and told the rep we only needed it for a month then we were cancelling again.

We ended up with a year for $29.99

How the company still makes money I have no clue.

They make money by doing exactly what they did to you. If you are willing to pay full price and not call to complain, great, if not, they try their best to keep you at a very cut rate price.

Think about it, they already spent a ton building the infrastructure, and maintaining it and paying people takes a decent amount as well. However, transmitting the audio to you through the satellites and dedicated servers for On Demand costs very little. So in the end, the more the merrier, keep as many people as possible for whatever you can get out of them.

That's why their automatic new car subscriptions are so lucrative - they can tout numbers like 30 million subscribers because most car makers are allowing them to put a radio and sub into every one of their new vehicles... and people do test it, get sucked in because of convenience, and keep the service.

It's actually became a really profitable business following the merger/2008 recession, and it's not much different than how the cable companies operate with subscriptions.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

what was that your phone crapped out

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
My god. The Lady Di Internship Saga remains one of the best things. I know I've already mentioned that in this thread, but I'm re-listening to it. Lady NYEHHHHH and water buffaler both in the first day. Just gold.

Oh, and Pedro Pascal played off her so loving well. She was just such a buffoon and he was so happy in engaging her and all.

Apoplexy fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 14, 2016

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

Mr. Pascal is a worldly man, he recognizes a carny act when he sees one.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

I've only listened to the first 10 of boner city buts loving good. There should be a thread for it. I watched dan bailek on youtube explain how he's a dad now and can't spend money on hosting and time on building, I guess the other guys also poo poo on him on their new show? Boner City Boingoingoing

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

DJ BK posted:

I've only listened to the first 10 of boner city buts loving good. There should be a thread for it. I watched dan bailek on youtube explain how he's a dad now and can't spend money on hosting and time on building, I guess the other guys also poo poo on him on their new show? Boner City Boingoingoing

Dan is Opie.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Yeah he's already bitched about the guys interrupting the intro and outro, he really doesn't add much its the other three, dan just laughs

so yeah dan is opie

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Round and round she goes....
Have I been that blind? I've become my father. He was known back in the 60s as a hardhat...(a name given to construction workers and individuals who were opposed to the hippie movement of the day). Back then there was a ton of civil unrest. Young people were in the process of a revolution. College kids mostly. They were peacefully protesting and trying to fundamentally change "the establishment" on issues ranging from civil rights, the war, taxation, the economy...etc.
I was around 10 in '69 so it was more appealing to me to align myself with the peace loving, modern music embracing, bead wearing, long haired, pot smoking side of that particular struggle. Much to the chagrin of my Dad. My Mom being more liberal in thought and action was somewhat supportive of my 10yr old limited understanding viewpoint.
From back as far as I can remember I was always aware of just how much people from all over the world wanted to come live in the United States of America. Freedom, although not in the true sense of the word, was here. Freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom from religious persecution, freedom to live a life without The problems they faced in the countries they were leaving.
Many early immigrants faced long arduous dangerous journey to reach our shores. they learned how to ingratiate themselves, how to assimilate into our culture, and while retaining some elements of their own culture , they learned how to become Americans. They wanted to be known as Americans. They knew that they would owe America a debt of gratitude and more importantly, they would owe America their allegiance. This wasn't something that the immigrants of the day saw as a chore, it was their duty. It was giving back for what the USA gave to them: Hope, a future, and a fresh start in a beautiful place to live, raise their children, work and thrive.
I say that I've turned into my Father because he was of the "America, love it or leave it" generation. The greatest generation.. The WWII, fought against communism, fought for Democracy and to preserve the American way of life generation.
We've grown up as a nation folks. The formerly rebellious college aged peace loving hippies are now in their 60-70's. They're now the Hillary Clintons, Bernie Sanders' and Barrack Obamas of the world, and they're continuing their rebellion from "the inside".
I no longer align myself with them, and I'll tell you why: I'VE GROWN UP. I now see how they're going about completing the VERY revolution and fundamental transformation of the "original values" that they began all by themselves back in the '60's.
They've now become the enablers. The protagonists that have sold their harmful and destructive ideals and agendas to the disenfranchised youth of today. They pander and preach to the underprivileged, the weak, the lazy, the hopeless, and the easily swayed, in return for their votes, their youthful exuberance, reckless abandon, willingness to get their hands dirty, their unity in numbers on campus, and to finish what wasn't completed when THEY first attempted it 50+yrs ago...
The hippie ideology was acceptable to me at 10 yrs old, but when you've matured and can see the world as the lovely place it can be, you become incensed with people pissing on our flag in our streets, shouting for death to Americans in our cities, rioting, looting and killing in the name of radical this, and radical that...
Hippies embraced and supported the radical arms of their struggle.. The Black Panther Party, The Weather underground, SDS, yippies, etc...
Make no mistake, THEY STILL DO...Only the names have changed: BLM...NOI...Etc.
And I don't like it...
I have become my Father, and I'm proud of it.
Only time will tell whether or not USA will survive this assault on the very fabric it was made from. I have to believe that sanity will prevail and that there are enough people who see things the way I do to counter this modern day coup attempt. Political over-correctness, Obama's desire to live out and bring to fruition his fathers Democracy loathing pro-Socialist/Communist ideals, hillary's overall ineptitude, and Bernie's desire to turn our economy into another Greece can only be stopped by one man. Desperate measures for desperate times. ‪#‎Trump2016‬

Call Me Charlie
Dec 3, 2005

by Smythe
I'll never get tired of Joe 'I introduced anthony to opie so I DESERVE his money' 'coke dealer' 'neighborhood thief' Cumia talking about enablers, entitlements and how a minority can assimilate into society.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I, personally, enjoy the 'I've never voted in 40 years and just now have really, really important things to say about politics also the electoral college = party delegates whaaaaaat' the most. Well, no, I don't enjoy it at all because it means he's still breathing. Ol' SAMCRO Joe needs to take a permanent dirt nap so that the average IQ jumps a few points and everyone else's votes are very slightly more important.

Tr33
May 26, 2007

Love is a tiny lion holding a donut!
so when does Joe start throwing spaghetti at the wall and calling his kids pissy eyed faggots?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Hahahaha. Also, loving the town slut (I'm 100% certain he hosed Buzz, too) and enlisting her to illegally bang your 13-year-old son.

How Much Art
Oct 29, 2003
Trampoline Destroys Bear
Joe Cumia has always been my absolute most hated person in the O&A universe. Even from years ago when he'd call in occasionally, it was always cringe inducing. He has about the same level of self-awareness as Bobo, except that Bobo is awesome and Joe is not. I don't really care about all the little brigades that the fans involve themselves in nowadays, but I'm always happy when the focus is on Joe.

"Guilty By Association" ugh what a loving corny douche

Dip Facial
Feb 29, 2004
Unhealthy Harlequin
Does anyone have a link to the CQ/Bobo show?

Apparently the unsecured RSS doesn't go that far back.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Dip Facial posted:

Does anyone have a link to the CQ/Bobo show?

Apparently the unsecured RSS doesn't go that far back.

It does.

http://download.zype.com/54ecae4069...Sy6nhhkf_t5.m4a

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I don't know if anyone's been listening, but Big Jay and Soder have gotten a lot better at radio recently. The last few episodes of the Bonfire have been funny as gently caress. Or maybe it's just because I've been listening at work and that place can make an orphanage shooting seem hilarious in comparison.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
This is going to sound awful, but I really do understand where O&A&J's insistence that Sam's hair is as a result of some miscegenation came from after seeing his loving afro at its peak.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
He is one nappy-headed bro.

Dip Facial
Feb 29, 2004
Unhealthy Harlequin

Thanks!

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.

Holy poo poo, 2 minutes in and I'm laughing. "Roll the clip".

MacFoon
Jul 25, 2007

Morter posted:

He is one nappy-headed bro.

Sam Roberts-

-Crazy Afro hair

-Squeaky Voice

-Cro-Magnon/Frankenstein-like proportions

-Subsists on diet of Chicken Fingers, French Fries, and Macaroni, etc.

-Obsessed with wrestling

-Balloon Penis

Sam Roberts is the result of God letting his 7-year old nephew make a person.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
Balloon penis?! This is something I need an explanation of!

MacFoon
Jul 25, 2007

Apoplexy posted:

Balloon penis?! This is something I need an explanation of!

Sam was born with a weird penis/foreskin that would fill with pee and had to be drained.

He was circumcised at 19 or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-bUICt1EEo :nws:

(6 Parts, but classic o&a)

MacFoon fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Jun 18, 2016

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
bring back sam and than

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
What is Than doing these days? I'm guessing that stand-up career died in the womb.

Ganon
May 24, 2003
Looks like video games, probably got started with help from Lazlow https://www.linkedin.com/in/nathaniel-bryan-2993bb11

O__O
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster
pig poop balls

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Going to cross-post this here because it was clearly posted to the wrong thread:

Pakistani Brad Pitt fucked around with this message at 00:21 on Jun 20, 2016

Buffalo squeeze
Dec 19, 2010

Oh noble brogy. Overflowing with meaty wisdom and secret sauce.
Clearly just a fan of the era.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
WOLVERINES! Hashtag Red Dawn 1984, hashtag Eckert Brothers.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I really hope Joe Cumia is murdered by black people

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
I cannot agree more whole-heartedly with anything than that.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I'm more of the school of thought that he should catch his [closest white female loved one] being deep dicked by someone of an intolerable melanin count.

UncleMonkey
Jan 11, 2005

We watched our friends grow up together
And we saw them as they fell
Some of them fell into Heaven
Some of them fell into Hell
I love Joe talking like he's at loving Ruby Ridge or some poo poo. If poo poo ever did go down he and Ant would be hiding in Ant's basement drinking the last keg of Bud Lite, telling a viewer-less livestream how brave they are.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



What the gently caress is an Eckert Brother? Google seems to think it is a construction company in Ohio. Has Ant been reduced to knocking tin again?

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
In the film Red Dawn, the Eckert brothers are Charlie Sheen and Patrick Swayze. They fight the reds nobly with hunting rifles and stolen gear and their friends.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
He probably loving misspelled it or got the name wrong.

Anyway, I torrented Cumia's latest show because Stanhope is on and man is he trashed. Love that guy. He'll probably be dead in 5 years but man do I love him.

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Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

MrChupon posted:

What the gently caress is an Eckert Brother? Google seems to think it is a construction company in Ohio. Has Ant been reduced to knocking tin again?

It's another reference to Red Dawn.

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