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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
there goes almost all my profit from Stipe and black beast derek lewis

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

jase1 posted:

1k on rory and 1k on cerrone and then 1k on both of those in a parlay and because I have no where else to post this I put 5k on cavs ml.

dude...you're the loving man

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Jase won indeed

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
thank gently caress for diaz and bisping propping me up still

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Drinking a bottle of dom right now and passing it around the neighborhood while fireworks and gunshots go off like crazy. Heard they already stole a firetruck downtown. Headed downtown to party all night now. I am gonna bet a shitload of money on UFC 200!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

jase1 posted:

Drinking a bottle of dom right now and passing it around the neighborhood while fireworks and gunshots go off like crazy. Heard they already stole a firetruck downtown. Headed downtown to party all night now. I am gonna bet a shitload of money on UFC 200!

loving congrats, man. And since you're a ohioian and/or clevelander iirc, double congrats for seeing a world championship in your town. Besides stipe, of course.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i haven't watched basketball since meaningless all star games in high school but when i read on the bbc that cleveland won i thought only of jase's bet. goongrats, and goonmiserations to the warriors

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
a jase win is a win for us all.

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


bump for jase1

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



jase will you put a grand on Hunt for us?

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Right now I have 1k on roy nelson at -135 for the fight night that is tomorrow I think.. Haven't decided yet on ufc 200 but I will post them before the fights starts though.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

jase1 posted:

Right now I have 1k on roy nelson at -135 for the fight night that is tomorrow I think.. Haven't decided yet on ufc 200 but I will post them before the fights starts though.

good luck, and may your heart guide you to riches

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Roy Nelson by KO/Doo Ho Choi by KO/Mark Hunt by KO - 10.00 for 79.17
Joanna Jedrzejczyk/Johny Hendricks/Cain Velasquez - 5.00 for 19.18
Eddie Alvarez/Frankie Edgar - 5.00 for 32.08
Mark Hunt to get most significant strikes - 10.00 for 21.00

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
1k on Joanna Jedrzejczyk -135

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

jase1 posted:

1k on Joanna Jedrzejczyk -135

Free money my friend.

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

acai moonsault posted:

Roy Nelson by KO/Doo Ho Choi by KO/Mark Hunt by KO - 10.00 for 79.17
Joanna Jedrzejczyk/Johny Hendricks/Cain Velasquez - 5.00 for 19.18
Eddie Alvarez/Frankie Edgar - 5.00 for 32.08
Mark Hunt to get most significant strikes - 10.00 for 21.00

These will be fun

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
is that most significant strikes on the card or just more than brock?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


just most sig strikes in that fight, Brock is the favourite on that line somehow. I guess they're banking on him getting Hunt down and battering him.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Don't only standing strikes count as significant strikes?

mewse
May 2, 2006

Lloyd Boner posted:

Don't only standing strikes count as significant strikes?

I don't think so, when Dan Hardy was doing his analysis vid on hunt vs lesnar they put a "tale of the tape" type graphic up that said lesnar had 86% of his significant strikes from ground n pound

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Most ground strikes count as significant from the method they use

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


it's a moot point though because Lesnar is not going to get him down and is going to get knocked out

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Yeah, I think if Brock secures a position for a length of time the fight is probably over so it wouldn't matter

jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."
Made it home in time to watch the main event. If I win the nelson bet I will put 2k on eddie alvarez.

Edit: Nelson got robbed. Thats it for tonight will bet more tomorrow.

jase1 fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Jul 8, 2016

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I won on an underdog bet for The Black beast so I'll put that into Alvarez for you, Jase. We'll lose into the sunset together.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
oh hmmm, alright I guess

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

origami posted:

I won on an underdog bet for The Black beast so I'll put that into Alvarez for you, Jase. We'll lose into the sunset together.

nice

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i had nearly $300 in my account

$50 - moraga / choi

$10 each on bruno / pearson / gadelha

$50 - miller / gayhard / super sage / tj

$50 - hendricks / cain / frankie / dc / hunto

$50 - gayhard / cain / tj

$20 - trump to be next president and make america great again

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
500 on silva +400

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Waffle Beard posted:

500 on silva +400

drat. Good luck

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Respect.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Hespect.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Lord Waffle Beard posted:

500 on silva +400

good luck

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.
$400 on my girl Double J at -120.

Edit: Lets do this poo poo Jase.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Viper_3000 posted:

$400 on my girl Double J at -120.

wooooo man this weekend is bringing the big bets

Viper_3000
Apr 26, 2005

I could give a shit about all that.

jase1 posted:

1k on Joanna Jedrzejczyk -135

Viper_3000 posted:

$400 on my girl Double J at -120.

Edit: Lets do this poo poo Jase.

Boom bitches. Lets party.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Viper_3000 posted:

Boom bitches. Lets party.

I bet ten bucks on her. Woo!

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Viper_3000 posted:

Boom bitches. Lets party.

this would have been a good one to bet on because she had a rough start and you were probably sweating it, and then it feels so good when she starts taking over

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


I lost out on Jake Matthews, John Moraga but won on Doo Ho Choi R1 KO, Will Brooks decision & Joanna decision turning 20 into 52. good for me,

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jase1
Aug 11, 2004

Flankensttein: A name given to a FPS gamer who constantly flanks to get kills.

"So I was playing COD yesterday, and some flankenstein came up from behind and shot me."

Viper_3000 posted:

Boom bitches. Lets party.

CONGRATS!

Whoops didn't realize this fight was on last night thought it was on ufc 200. When I make bets it doesn't tell me the event. Nice start to my day. Lets get down to business I am going to be betting a lot of money tonight thanks to the cavs so here is what I have so far.

1k on Joe lauzon at -105
1k on Enrique Marin at +290 just because it would be funny to see sage lose again.
1k on Frankie Edgar at -130
5k on Mark Hunt at -165
5k on Silva at +400

Feel like the silva and the hunt bet will be a wash with Hunt winning and Silva losing but I like getting 4 to 1 on silva even though I loving hate him with a passion. I think the only time I bet on him was when he lost to the first time to weidman.

Bookie has already warned me that my action is getting a little to big for him so I might have to change bookies again. I won a shitload of money in the NBA playoffs mostly on the cavs run and instead of cashing out I kept the money in my account so I could use it for tonight and I guess he is getting a little worried. Having a party tonight and I invited him over to watch the chaos.

Will most likely be shitfaced during the event as I haven't had a drink since a few days after the cavs won and I am gonna start day drinking by my pool until the party starts later.

Good luck goons. Please rightfully mock me if I lose it's gonna be a fun day either way.

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