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Who What Now posted:I can't play because I'm on mobile. the_steve posted:Right there with you. E: nope, Android package making is beyond me at the moment. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 11:22 on Jun 19, 2016 |
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Thanks SIB, but I know better than to download a file named Curse.exe for Isaiah's sake!  
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Jun 19, 2016 11:27
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'sall good, gives me something to look forward to when I get home... In 3 weeks 
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Jun 19, 2016 11:28
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I change my vote to tux and six fingers, let's become a debonair agent for the union.
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Jun 19, 2016 12:16
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i am glum at the absence of constant-j/o-motion arm
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Jun 19, 2016 12:54
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:i am glum at the absence of constant-j/o-motion arm don't be glum, I added it to the list
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Jun 19, 2016 13:01
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Who What Now posted:I can't play because I'm on mobile. Same.
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Jun 19, 2016 13:07
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Grab Non-IP-Infringing Fused-Rib Sea-Marine Torso, Gorilla Hand and stay union, baby
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Jun 19, 2016 13:28
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Don't care about our bits, but we gotta get to that tower soon!
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Jun 19, 2016 15:50
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Monkey Paw and stay union
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Jun 19, 2016 18:37
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I'm going to do my best to get an update out tonight but it might kill me wrapping up the kickstarter and doing this at the same time is beating my poo poo in and I spent way too long on that game, goddamn. I think things should be clear by tomorrow and I'll resume the one update a day schedule for the remaining week and a half or so this game has to run.
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Jun 19, 2016 18:42
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I change my vote to tux and six fingers, let's become a debonair agent for the union. I am on board with this.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I change my vote to tux and six fingers, let's become a debonair agent for the union. *Strolls into the classiest tavern in town* "Name sir?" "Boned. James Boned."
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Jun 20, 2016 09:03
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Since we see that Hardmod has four arms, can we do the same? Or is that against Union regs? Anyways Marine Chest, Six fingered hand and Dwarven Hand Cannon.
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Since we see that Hardmod has four arms, can we do the same? Or is that against Union regs? Hardmod's non-union but he's a lich so that's only to be expected. So far the Marine Chest, monkey paw and the 6-fingered hand are ahead so I'll start digging around for the cards. Twenty Four posted:*Strolls into the classiest tavern in town* We've carefully avoided civilised areas all game and now you want to play dressup?
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Jun 20, 2016 10:26
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SIB, are you accusing us of having consistency?
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Jun 20, 2016 10:35
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:We've carefully avoided civilised areas all game and now you want to play dressup? Yes
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Jun 20, 2016 10:51
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Here are the new parts:   We'll be chucking our arms and torso away, which means we are no longer decrepit. Aethel might think we've been working out! Welp, what are we hassling the lich about? We get time for one question before the next emergency.
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Jun 20, 2016 12:23
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We ask his mighty Lichyness Where's the beef?
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Jun 20, 2016 12:26
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> Ask Hardmod about Necronimo. > Steal Phylactery while Hardmod's distracted (Use Monkey Paw if necessary)
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Jun 20, 2016 13:09
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Seduce hardmod "Where'd you get that hard bod, hardmod" is a seductive thing we could say
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Jun 20, 2016 13:50
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Poland Spring posted:Seduce hardmod
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Jun 20, 2016 14:19
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Seduce and steal phylactery
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Seduce and steal phylactery 
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Poland Spring posted:Seduce hardmod You know this adventure was really quite progressive for its time considering it allowed you to pursue bisexual relationships like this. Also this is what we need to do
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Seduce and steal phylactery Walk in on him in the shower and say: "Looks like you could use 50% more hands."
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Jun 20, 2016 18:15
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Who What Now posted:You know this adventure was really quite progressive for its time considering it allowed you to pursue bisexual relationships like this. Yeah I think this is one of the first bromance sidequests
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Poland Spring posted:Yeah I think this is one of the first bromance sidequests I think it was already established that the main character is female and possible a princess. Garth_Marenghi fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Jun 20, 2016 |
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Jun 20, 2016 18:32
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:So our ESSENCE is restored, we can take whatever limbs and bits we want from the bucket, but first let's play the expansion, The Curse of the Cursed Mummy! ahahahaha pro-click
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Jun 20, 2016 18:41
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Poland Spring posted:Seduce hardmod
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djwetmouse posted:I think it was already established that the main character is female and possible a princess. Bromance transcends all boundaries of gender
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Jun 20, 2016 19:10
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djwetmouse posted:I think it was already established that the main character is female and possible a princess. Your ultimate identity changes from ending to ending, which led to a lot of confusion. And a few spin-offs.
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Jun 20, 2016 19:27
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Still on board with the monkey paw and it's spiteful wish granting.
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Jun 20, 2016 19:55
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Indiana Jones staked the mummy in the crotch and killed him by destroying his scarab.
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Kilo147 posted:Indiana Jones staked the mummy in the crotch and killed him by destroying his scarab. 
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Jun 20, 2016 21:26
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Let's put the moves on then. I'll dig up the page. If you liked the Curse I'll make a better version of it sooner or later and upload it to itch.io or somewhere.
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Update time. To sum up we took the Monkey Paw, Six-Fingered Hand and the Page 4, complete:  We'll try to seduce him - 110  And we succeeded! I think this counts as "necromance" so we get +1 FIST thanks to everything we learned from the Curse of the Cursed Mummy. It cost 5 ESSENCE. On to 126:  Well, seems like we have a dilemma. On the one hand our gently caress buddy is asking for help and our kobold is getting stomped out there. On the other, phylacteries. Or maybe there's some course of action I've forgotten about. What should we do? Here's the adventure scroll:  By the way we're no longer decrepit and we've lost the barrel. We need to chuck an item, either the staff or the shears.
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Help Hardmod out. Lose the shears (in an adventurer's dumb face)
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the_steve posted:Help Hardmod out. Lose the shears (in an adventurer's dumb face) And please let us never have skeleton sex again.
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Help a bro out
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