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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
does Dana hate ducks

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Accident Underwater posted:

Give Charlotte Buff Bagwell's tophat

Only if she starts doing his dance/pose

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
A young pro surfer named Nancy Adams (Blake Lively), a full-time student at Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, is surfing at a secluded beach called "Paradise" when she becomes stranded on a giant rock 200 yards away from shore after an enormous great white shark attacks her. Now she has to find a way to get safely back to shore without getting attacked by the shark again, proving the ultimate contest of wills.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

I like Corbin slightly more.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Haha, that owns.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Soothing Vapors posted:

Becky comes out, powerbombs Paige, women's division officially has zero faces

Shades of Gray

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Accident Underwater posted:

Give Charlotte Buff Bagwell's tophat

I hope Dana beats the gently caress out of Charlotte and proves she's the best ever too

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

exploding mummy posted:

A young pro surfer named Nancy Adams (Blake Lively), a full-time student at Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, is surfing at a secluded beach called "Paradise" when she becomes stranded on a giant rock 200 yards away from shore after an enormous great white shark attacks her. Now she has to find a way to get safely back to shore without getting attacked by the shark again, proving the ultimate contest of wills.

I don't care what the premise is, so long as it gives us Blake Lively in a bikini

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

imagine you've been scraping by week to weeks on acting gigs for 42 years and you're cast as "man who smiles at the smoking deaths of dogs and cats"

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

bartok posted:

Do they even know it's Christmas?

Are we playing the Whose Line questions only game?

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Couldn't you just wait for the shark to go away

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005


I didn't know Corbin had that kind of Twitter game

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

exploding mummy posted:

does Dana hate ducks

no but she loves frogs

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
this is sexy

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

exploding mummy posted:

A young pro surfer named Nancy Adams (Blake Lively), a full-time student at Baylor College of Medicine, Houston, is surfing at a secluded beach called "Paradise" when she becomes stranded on a giant rock 200 yards away from shore after an enormous great white shark attacks her. Now she has to find a way to get safely back to shore without getting attacked by the shark again, proving the ultimate contest of wills.

She could just wait there for like 10 minutes before it's primitive fish brain forgets she exists since she's more than 3 feet out of the water and it swims away.

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Did that fallaway basically roll Charlotte on Paige's head?

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Swagger Dagger posted:

Couldn't you just wait for the shark to go away

What part of "the ultimate contest of wills" do you not understand?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I love sexy girls

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

NowonSA posted:

I need you do to some more Lord's Work on this topic. Keep me posted on your findings.

Oh, hey, they do move



Her gut looks super weird in that gif

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

IcePhoenix posted:

no but she loves frogs

Good but what's her feeling on sharks?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

It's too bad this won't end in Charlotte unceremoniously dropping the belt on Raw, freeing us all from this awful title run.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Shima Honnou posted:

She could just wait there for like 10 minutes before it's primitive fish brain forgets she exists since she's more than 3 feet out of the water and it swims away.

If a Great White can have a psychic link with the Brody family in Jaws: The Revenge than one can have an attention span.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh, hey, they do move



Her gut looks super weird in that gif

Wasn't this before she got bolt ons though?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh, hey, they do move



Her gut looks super weird in that gif

why is she slamming jean grey

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Dana hosed up :lol:

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Swagger Dagger posted:

Couldn't you just wait for the shark to go away

It seems like you could hang out for 24 hours fairly easily and still be able to swim 200 yards, especially as a really good surfer. Hard to imagine a shark chills out for a full day.. Or maybe just throw some stuff at the water to distract it, or improvise up a weapon of some kind to bop it in the face if it comes after you.

But yeah I'm sure this will be a taut 90 minute thrilride that never stops. Also it will have Blake Lively in a bikini. Sometimes that's all you need, just ask into the blue.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Oh man, that was an F- botch

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
haha what a colossal fuckup

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

What a loving botch

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
hahaha Dana is such a fuckup

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
HAhahahahahaha oh my god Dana you are loving useless

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Hahahaha thank god the ref threw her out, that was brutal.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Her gut looks super weird in that gif

HGH Gut

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
God bless Dana as a person but she's a loving terrible wrestler.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

bartok posted:

If a Great White can have a psychic link with the Brody family in Jaws: The Revenge than one can have an attention span.

That specific great white was magical and should be treated as a special case.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Women's booking is still bad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That was a mess

Dekk
Aug 31, 2001
fart

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

that was a real bad botch, friends

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Boss pls

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