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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Chris tacks are a storied part of wrestling stop whining

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
69

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
you stupid idiot
*death stare*

bartok
May 10, 2006



69 nice!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Jericho has a really big head. I don't mean that metaphorically.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
shane is running both brands?

this makes less and less sense

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why was 6 afraid of 7

because 7 69'd 8

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

wow a lot of time for the main event

so uh, could stephanie missing from Raw tonight have something to do with a HHH return

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
You know what WWE should do? A 3-hour Raw performed with ASMR in mind.

I'd gently caress it.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Soothing Vapors posted:

shane is running both brands?

this makes less and less sense

He's running Smackdown solo and Raw with Steph. Supposedly.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

get "hype" for guest commentary gently caress finishin'

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

When I'm the big CEO of a company my office will contain a single end table with a picture of my father holding me on it

Irving.jpg
Feb 5, 2007

Rhythm and blues.
what happened to lawler anyway

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

WEAR
TJE
BELT

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Irving.jpg posted:

what happened to lawler anyway

6-9 year olds

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That DICK! posted:

When I'm the big CEO of a company my office will contain a single end table with a picture of my father holding me on it

Kinda want to see what Vince's road office actually looks like.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/Jocay19/status/745082141051076608

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Irving.jpg posted:

what happened to lawler anyway

suspended for probable wife beating

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

fart blood posted:

You know what WWE should do? A 3-hour Raw performed with ASMR in mind.

I'd gently caress it.

That happened when Byron did the commentary alone that one time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Have I missed anything so far tonight?

Is Dean still the champion? :ohdear:

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

i cant finish until dean puts the belt on

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

fart blood posted:

You know what WWE should do? A 3-hour Raw performed with ASMR in mind.

I'd gently caress it.

Sasha Banks eating pop-rocks for three hours. Book that.

Irving.jpg
Feb 5, 2007

Rhythm and blues.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

suspended for probable wife beating

oh.. i thought he was sick or something welp

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Purge turned into a weird little trilogy.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dr. rear end posted:

wow a lot of time for the main event

so uh, could stephanie missing from Raw tonight have something to do with a HHH return

please don't say such horrible things

Endless Mike posted:

He's running Smackdown solo and Raw with Steph. Supposedly.

that's weird but less insane, thx

Irving.jpg posted:

what happened to lawler anyway

he and his child bride beat each other up and he got suspended

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Have I missed anything so far tonight?

Is Dean still the champion? :ohdear:

Dean got pinned by Zack Ryder in a feel good moment to open the show

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Raskolnikov38 posted:

suspended for probable wife beating

In his defense who hasn't beaten their wives i mean come on guys bitches amirite

(I'm kidding, NSA)

Irving.jpg
Feb 5, 2007

Rhythm and blues.

fart blood posted:

In his defense who hasn't beaten their wives i mean come on guys bitches amirite

(I'm kidding, NSA)

stone cold steve austin agrees i mean sometimes stuff just happens guys dont think about it

bartok
May 10, 2006



WrasslorMonkey posted:

Sasha Banks eating pop-rocks for three hours. Book that.

What flavor? This is very important.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
my wife beats me up her name is Dana Brooke

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Irving.jpg posted:

oh.. i thought he was sick or something welp

well he doesn't do Raw anymore, he's been working Smackdown exclusively these days

but yeah on Friday he was arrested after returning from wrestling a match on "One Night in the Slammer" to find his 23 year old fiancee drunk

things broke down from there, and his wife spent a night in jail sleeping it off and Jerry schmoozed with the cops

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

fart blood posted:

In his defense who hasn't beaten their wives i mean come on guys bitches amirite

(I'm kidding, NSA)

he claimed that he was grabbing the car keys from her so she wouldn't drunk drive

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

bartok posted:

What flavor? This is very important.

You know, I never realized they had flavors. Strawberry?

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Seth Rollins is cool

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
jerry's loving teflon in memphis

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Seth Rollins is the coolest and my favorite main roster wrestler and my first name brother

bartok
May 10, 2006



exploding mummy posted:

well he doesn't do Raw anymore, he's been working Smackdown exclusively these days

but yeah on Friday he was arrested after returning from wrestling a match on "One Night in the Slammer" to find his 23 year old fiancee drunk

things broke down from there, and his wife spent a night in jail sleeping it off and Jerry schmoozed with the cops

I read that as sodomized the cops

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

You know, Lillian, you could've just said the following is a match for the #1 Contendership or whatever.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Don't talk to me or my belt ever again, Seth.

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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

exploding mummy posted:

jerry's loving teflon in memphis

Didn't he bang a 14 year old and the county just high fived him or something?

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