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Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
Thanks to my complaining rear end in a top hat coworkers I just loving killed it at the gym with the deadlifts and some hot chick was checking me out. Having anger fuel your workout is the best.

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Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


i wanna start cleaning but it looks complicated and im fairly sure i would kill myself somehow doing it

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
its easy just dont mix the bleach and ammonia and you should be ok

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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clean and jerk

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
normally i clean after...

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
poop n clean boys

Narciss
Nov 29, 2004

by Cowcaster
TFW your trusty old DNP squat plug finally breaks :cripes:

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

exquisite tea posted:

typical fitness goon that lifts a weight 2x a week so he can make fun of fat ppl in gbs fat hate threads.

Don't doxx me bro!

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
Ellipticaled a 5k in sub 20 min after squats and leg curls. He still got it. Cardio is my little bitch.

Fallows posted:

its easy just dont mix the bleach and ammonia and you should be ok

lmao

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Elliptical isn't real exercise.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Elliptical isn't real exercise.

Yeah, it's real gay

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Elliptical isn't real exercise.

Check your knee privilege.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Dirty Sanchez posted:

Check your knee privilege.

Elliptical can do just as much damage to your knees tbqh

If running hurts your knees look into rowing or biking.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
get better knees

you loving punk

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Elliptical is just like any other cardio, it's more a function of how high you can get your heart pumping that determines the intensity of the exercise, except it also makes you look like a moron.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
found freezer bags of buffalo cauliflower... oh poo poo

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.

Chinatown posted:

cut out the carbs and just eat salami straight out of the bag with some slices of english cheddar and some pickles. a good snack.

Chinatown posted:

ate a carne asada burrito with cheese for dinner last night.

expecting a good bathroom sesh at work today then some good shoulder lifts


Eat some extra salami and burritos for me :patriot:

I'm in turkey for a while, where an old lady named Nasela cooks for us. There's a lot of bread, eggs, and sausage... but no salami or burritos.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im going to an oysterfest today.

sea booger gains

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
Oysters actually have a great protein to calorie ratio. Jelly.

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Booties posted:

Oysters actually have a great protein to calorie ratio. Jelly.

Lol if you're not funneling oysters from the jar post workout just lol

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
I've never had an oyster before, not sure if I'd like them or not. Do they taste like cum? Because if they taste like cum that would help.

Rodenthar Drothman
May 14, 2013

I think I will continue
watching this twilight world
as long as time flows.
Lol if you don't drink oysters instead of water at the gym.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Lol if you're not funneling oysters from the jar post workout just lol

Lol, this loving lil' bitch can't pry open live oysters with his bare hands. Nice jar, communist.

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
I literally walk into the gym with a bucket of chalk and a bushel of oysters in a net. One on each side of the smith machine

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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I literally work out in the ocean

The added weight of the water is great for your gains AND you can hunt for oysters inbetween sets

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Uh actually the buoyancy of the water means the weights are effectively lighter than if they were in the air.

Green Crayons
Apr 2, 2009
look at this guy who doesn't lift inside the crushing depths of the ocean

where real men lift



just lol if you don't set up an opec projector at your "gym" so you can watch this reminder of why you lift whenever you can't get out to the water to get your sick gains

Green Crayons fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Jun 19, 2016

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
The deeper you go the denser the water is, and the greater the buoyancy force. If you want to really take it to the next level then lets see you lift on mountains tops where the air is thin.

roymorrison
Jul 26, 2005
haha nice try the weightlifting program at the otc closed you'll never lift at high altitude now

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The frozen buffalo cauliflower ain't very good, person who posted about finding it.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Tiny Lowtax posted:

The frozen buffalo cauliflower ain't very good, person who posted about finding it.

Yeah it sucked on its own as cauliflower, but i ended up just shredding my chicken and mixing it all together and that redeemed it a little

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Zzulu posted:

I literally work out in the ocean

The added weight of the water is great for your gains AND you can hunt for oysters inbetween sets

You farm oysters, not hunt them. Dummy. You forgot brain day. The most important muscle.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Haven't deadlifted heavy forever.

Hit an easy 440 today for three.

Also hit a triple press at 155, and a push press triple at 225.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


FizFashizzle posted:

Haven't deadlifted heavy forever.

Hit an easy 440 today for three.

Also hit a triple press at 155, and a push press triple at 225.

That's great and all but that kind of talk doesn't belong in this thread

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord
I think I tweaked something doing rows, should I go for some bench??

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

jm20 posted:

I think I tweaked something doing rows, should I go for some bench??

Ofcourse you just beat Monday

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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instead of doing rows badly, maybe dont

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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you dum dum

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:rolleyes:

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Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Got 'mired by a bunch of grannies this weekend HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND

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