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flyboi posted:We'll probably showing uh teasing some new stuff that's gonna be coming up uhhh we're DEFINITELY gonna be showing some cool stuff at gamescon uhh to uhh PRESS and we'll probably have some element of that shown on uhm the show floor AS WELL as allowing people to get hands on (waves hand wild) and play the CURRENT stable build. "probably" some new stuff. And letting people play the current broken crap build that you can already try on any of their free play events. Whoop-de-loving-doo. lol they have nothing new to show. What's the bet they just play that terrible Morrow tour again.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:13
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his nibs posted:
How is babby code formed?
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Jun 21, 2016 12:15
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Daztek posted:http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-06-21-star-citizens-refunds-process-just-got-more-complicated  Comments are going to be fun to watch. Thor Odinson, God of Thunder. Derek Smart, God of Trolling.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:15
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neonbregna posted:How is babby code formed? Their artisanal code is 3D printed then hand-shaped by master coding craftsman until a game is formed. The Kotaku comments are fantastic. As well as Derek being mentioned constantly they can't seem to agree on when exactly star citizen began development. One dude claimed it only began last year.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:17
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I'm late to the party on this, but the concentrated form of Star Citizen is this 10ftC question about ejection seats where Crobberts goes "Oh yeah no if you bought a Drake ship you get poo poo on because gently caress your ejection seats. When we get the mechanic in it'll affect the whole universe but you're gonna be sitting there with your thumb up your rear end. Suck a dick, dumbshits."
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Jun 21, 2016 12:19
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AP posted:
you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him
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Jun 21, 2016 12:20
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him Goon Valour is a precious resource that must be husbanded.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:22
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qngt5pTDmsE&t=84s
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Jun 21, 2016 12:22
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him Yet that doesn't mean what he says about Star Citizen is wrong, something shitizens everywhere have repeatedly failed to understand. Derek being a bigmouth with an ego doesn't make star citizen good. Game is still bad and chris robots is still a mushmouthed hack waving his hands around while promising procedural birds and space news vans.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:23
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him Hey, your shift key seems to be defective. Also how do you feel about your beltdown?
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Jun 21, 2016 12:27
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him Been calling this shite since 2013, couldn't give much of a monkeys' if Derek agrees or not, to be perfectly honest. I think I prefer an internet warlord wanting all eyes on him at any cost, to a pointless hack wanting 115 million and all eyes on him at your own cost. I do hope you're posting for free, and do not invoice or receive a wage for this service.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:28
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Sandweed posted:That Kotaku article has some beautiful comments. Brand. James Brand.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:31
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him Given he has been talking about this for a year, gaming press suddenly giving each other credit for it is a bit lovely. As you've only mentioned credit and not the content of the article I assume you are admitting that DEREK SMART IS RIGHT?
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Jun 21, 2016 12:36
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Goobs posted:Brand. James Brand. License to shill.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:37
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TTerrible posted:Given he has been talking about this for a year, gaming press suddenly giving each other credit for it is a bit lovely. As you've only mentioned credit and not the content of the article I assume you are admitting that DEREK SMART IS RIGHT? thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. so you follow him and worship him for being captain obvious?
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Jun 21, 2016 12:43
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. Paaaaaaaarp
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. no because he adds salt to vinegar
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Jun 21, 2016 12:45
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. It is alright to cry. Crying is a natural response to pain..
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Jun 21, 2016 12:46
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. 
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Jun 21, 2016 12:49
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Daztek posted:http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2016-06-21-star-citizens-refunds-process-just-got-more-complicated Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have.    Or do you want to distract everyone from the Kotaku article?
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Jun 21, 2016 12:49
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. It is true. I have a shrine in a spare room.  imagine this but with derek's face
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Jun 21, 2016 12:49
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. If it is that obvious, why hasn't there been more media coverage? Games sites love the easy, obvious articles, especially when they are going to get a lot of clicks out of it.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:50
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. It sounds like someone hasn't done their morning prayers to Derek. You'll really feel much happier after you achieve oneness with the Smart, commando.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:51
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sincx posted:Is this real?!!? http://newskeimatomedouga.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-46799.html 20:25
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Jun 21, 2016 12:55
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Yeah just think of the possible headlines: Star Citizen: 116 million $$$ down the drain ?! Star Citizen: Finally canceled !? Star Citizen: A Drought in funding! Star Citizen: Greatest gaming scandal ever!? Star Citizen: Top 10 shocking and heartbreaking truths about the troubled project! Star Citizen: Top 10 failures in this crowdfunded nightmare! Star Citizen: It's over! Star Citizen: The end. Star Citizen: It's hosed! Star Citizen: Derekt Smart was right! Star Citizen: 60 million spent on mo-cap! Star Citizen: Tax evasion! Star Citizen: A door too Star Citizen: Doorgate! Star Citizen: The backers will finally know!
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Jun 21, 2016 12:56
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alphabettitouretti posted:License to shill. 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4p41kw/best_moment_from_the_latest_10ftc/
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Jun 21, 2016 13:04
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To be fair, stuff coming out of his mouth tends to be more mushy than derpy
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ACTUAL RESULT the ship will slowly turn and slide backwards along the hangar floor even if you are not touching it EXPECTED RESULT the ship should stay put where it is originally spawned in if nothing pushes it from that position ACTUAL RESULT A sad pilot who passes through the doors EXPECTED RESULT A happy pilot who not passes through the doors ACTUAL RESULT The player can exit the airlock and enter open space without a spacesuit. The player can also EVA as normal, with jets streaming from the back of the player. EXPECTED RESULT Death by asphyxiation.
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Just finished my walk of atonement and red the last couple of pages after my hair grew back. Do I get this right? They plan to release Star Marine? The thing we already have but didn't know about and should stop complaining about? That was never planned as a separate module? Which was basically just an outsourced unit test? Seriously.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs
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Amazing that Derek is the first, and so far only, commenter on that. No proof it's him, but it sounds so exactly like him that I'm sure it is.
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XK posted:Amazing that Derek is the first, and so far only, commenter on that. No proof it's him, but it sounds so exactly like him that I'm sure it is. Probably a Derek Smart alt
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Somebody made the joke earlier, but there's no way this https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/745028902477795328 can be real, right?
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Jun 21, 2016 13:20
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XK posted:Somebody made the joke earlier, but there's no way this What does your heart tell you.
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XK posted:Somebody made the joke earlier, but there's no way this Choose your own adventure! If you think Derek assumes every word in this thread is the truth, even obvious jokes, turn to page 15. If you think Derek is just passing along a masterful troll, turn to page 94. If you have a bow and wish to use it, turn to page 115.
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WLMortis posted:Choose your own adventure! Any of those is equally likely. Everything out of CIG ends up being so impossible in a rational reality that I've lost the ability to discern what is real. Every one there also looks so sour that I could easily imagine they are watching something that is crushing them. I think I have to go with it not being real, unless Derek comes in and confirms it from one of his sources.
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Lazrin posted:thats the point. no one needs derek smart to tell anyone any of this. its painfully obvious the troubles the project has and will have. No one here is following and worshiping DS. We (largely) agree with what he is saying and are enjoying the laughs generated by crazy backers who can't see what is going on and defend it like a religious cult. I'm glad to see you think what DS is saying is obvious. Do you have your refund yet? Are you looking forward to this all collapsing into a complete shambles before the end of the year?
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Lazrin posted:you can see that fool is isn it for his own self promotion nothing else. he has to make sure he gets credit and that eyes are on him please write more comments about how he's completely irrelevant and this is a dead gay comedy forum that nobody cares about
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