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Which non-Power of the Daleks story would you like to see an episode found from?
This poll is closed.
Marco Polo 36 20.69%
The Myth Makers 10 5.75%
The Massacre of St. Bartholomew's Eve 45 25.86%
The Savages 2 1.15%
The Smugglers 2 1.15%
The Highlanders 45 25.86%
The Macra Terror 21 12.07%
Fury from the Deep 13 7.47%
Total: 174 votes
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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Peter Capaldi and Heaven Sent are in the running for Emmys. That's.....pretty good.

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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

It's cool that he submitted his performance for consideration, but it's also relatively meaningless considering there are 109 submissions for Lead Actor in a Drama.

Fun list to peruse though (really David Boreanaz, you -- or whoever did the submission -- think you deserve an Emmy?)

Also, Matthews Rhys better get nominated this year. :ussr:

howe_sam fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jun 16, 2016

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook

howe_sam posted:

Fun list to peruse though (really David Boreanaz, you -- or whoever did the submission -- think you deserve an Emmy?)

I can't wait for him to get his Emmy for the puppet cancer episode of Angel!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CaptainYesterday posted:

Peter Capaldi and Heaven Sent are in the running for Emmys. That's.....pretty good.

They should set aside an hour during the Emmys where they just put Heaven Sent up on the screen and everybody watches in breathless silence then give Capaldi a standing ovation at the end.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
The Emmys are meaningless though











Especially the Emmys for comedy, good grief.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

howe_sam posted:

Also, Matthews Rhys better get nominated this year. :ussr:

It's rare that you encounter an actor you've never actually seen in anything!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Much like the Cybermen, Microsoft is talked up as an overwhelming and terrifying force but more often than not comes across as incompetent and kinda pathetic.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Let us recall that Microsoft's Big Crime for which they got fined by the EU was bundling a media player with an operating system

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

Let us recall that Microsoft's Big Crime for which they got fined by the EU was bundling a media player with an operating system

windows media player is a crime

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ha!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Short Synopsis: poo poo gets bad, poo poo gets worse, then.... well, poo poo.

Long Synopsis: Lucie Miller narrates the story of how the world collapsed, and how through it all (and her own personal tragedies) she never lost faith in the Doctor. The Doctor finds himself in a disturbingly familiar situation as the Daleks invade the Earth, and a lot of people die.

What's Good:
  • The narration. A huge amount happens in the first half of the first story in order to set the stage for the second half and the follow-up audio. Lucie Miller handles this well by using the titular character as narrator, voicing a message she left for the Doctor detailing a sketchy version of the events that have happened since his absence. It succeeds in detailing events and answering a lot of questions that would have been left hanging if we'd just arrived in the story at the end of the plague/invasion/collapse of society etc. It also allows some explanation (though not necessarily satisfying ones) for shifts in character/personality for at least one particular character.

  • EXTERMINATE! For various reasons - some good, some bad - there has been a lengthy tradition of Daleks threatening to exterminate without actually doing it.... at least not to "important" characters. In general you can expect companions (and certainly the Doctor) to escape unharmed from the Daleks no matter how often they are in their power or under threat of extermination. Sure plenty of other people are killed, but they're usually extras or a one-off character introduced for little more purpose than to be Dalek-fodder to prove they're still dangerous. In these two stories, there are at least two instances where important recurring characters are at the mercy of the Daleks who proceed to... just straight up exterminate them and move on, exactly as they threatened they would. The first such death (____Tamsin____) is shocking but kind of fits in with the aforementioned "Dalek fodder" argument, because it seems their entire character was created to be an "important" victim of the Daleks. But another character (_____Alex____) is both a character and an actor you expect to see make frequent if irregular returns, and instead they're just unceremoniously killed off. Finally, a massively important character (_____Lucie____) dies fighting the Daleks. It reaffirms the notions that the Daleks aren't entirely toothless, and (for Big Finish) at least introduces at least an element of doubt that when they've got somebody "important" in their power, that this character (or characters) isn't necessarily going to make a miraculous escape.

  • Lucie's final speech. After a season of popping in and out of the show, Lucie makes what feels like a final appearance in this story, and she goes out strong. Her final lines feel completely in keeping with her character, and wrap things around rather nicely to her initial brash and forthright appearance way back in Blood of the Daleks (yes, yet another Dalek story). If it is her final story, as it feels like, then it is a good way for her to say her goodbyes.

What's Not:
  • It's relentlessly grim. I make a point of usually not looking up who wrote a particular story until AFTER I've listened to it, to avoid preconceived notions. But as I listened to these two stories, I started to get an uneasy feeling in my gut and eventually had to go and check to make sure I wasn't listening to a Joseph Lidster piece. I was surprised to discover I wasn't, the two stories were by Nicholas Briggs, demonstrating an unusually grim take on his generally standard (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) fare. It starts dark, it gets darker, and by the end when multiple major characters have been killed and the reeling survivors are left to ponder the seeming futility of life I just felt like I'd suffered through a couple of hours of misery porn. I can only assume that the idea was to further the idea that the 8th Doctor was getting darker, moving into a colder and crueler universe in order to set the stage for the (at the time untouchable) Time War period alluded to in the revival. The idea of course was that eventually the Doctor would wipe out not only the Daleks but his own people in order to save the universe, and stories like this go some way towards explaining how the endearing, sweet and hopeful (sometimes naive) 8th Doctor could end up in such a state. Thankfully the 8th Doctor was finally spared that fate in the wonderful Night of the Doctor which gave Paul McGann a televised send-off and essentially absolved him of this crime, showing that the 8th Doctor - in spite of all the poo poo he went through - never gave up on hope that things could and should be better. But that reveal means that retroactively a lot of this Big Finish stuff that was trying to set the scene for a perceived take on the character just feels out of place and even over-the-top. It may be unfair to judge it on those grounds, but I feel like even if I had listened to it before I saw Night, I still would have felt it was overly dark.

  • Rehashing old content. Though it's kind of the point, it doesn't help that this story is rehashing one of the best Doctor Who stories ever made - The Dalek Invasion of Earth. It can't help but feel like a watered-down version of a far superior story, and the fact that everything repeats feels like it is negating/rendering pointless a lot of the "gains" from that story. The Earth was invaded but it survived and rebuilt itself (slowly and painfully) and then all of that gets tossed aside as the Daleks just do the same thing all over again and everybody just kind of falls back into line with the Robo-Men and the plague and the resistance and the giant mine-works etc. A reason is given for this rehash, but it doesn't excuse it, and it does make at least a couple of Eighth Doctor stories feel effectively meaningless as a result (especially An Earthly Child).

  • Detached reactions. A number of important characters die in this story, but there is an oddly detached sense in case in particular that stands out given reactions to the other two. Three characters lose people who are extremely close to them, and while two of them are left reeling the third - who should have the most extreme reaction - feels oddly detached. When ____Tamsin____ dies it horrifies the Monk, when ____Lucie____ dies it horrifies the Doctor, but while ____Susan's____ reaction to ____Alex's____ death is initially strong, it quickly just seems to.... go away. If anything, the Doctor and his own loss - ignoring that Alex is his great-grandson! - seems to be treated as the bigger deal, which while understandable from a main character point of view doesn't make much sense from a narrative standpoint. For a story that is trying to sell the idea of,"This poo poo is important, things have gone down, major events have happened" this air of detachment takes some of the wind out of the sails.

  • ____Jake____. Part of the problem with the above is that the character - despite their importance - never really got established, we never really got a sense of who they were and how they felt, not helped by their various appearances each establishing a new "personality" - from bored student dabbling in radicalism to impress a girl to enthusiastic architecture student with no interest in adventure to world traveler to revolutionary militant tactician there was never any point where we knew who the character was beyond their own relationship to existing characters. That isn't a personality, that's just a point of reference.
Final Thoughts:

Lucie Miller and To The Death wraps up the four seasons of the Eighth Doctor Adventures, an experiment in producing audio content that felt closer to the television revival format of Doctor Who. As a wrap-up to the series there is a sense of finality, the idea that everything is being wrapped up so that the character of the 8th Doctor can move on to different things (the follow-up story Dark Eyes was a massive critical - and presumably commercial - success by all accounts). But it's a needlessly grim and dark affair that feels at odds with the character of the Doctor, even taking into account the idea that it was leading to (at the time never to be filmed/written/recorded) Time War. It brings the EDAs full circle by bringing in the Daleks, wraps up Lucie Miller's story with finality and effectively cleans the slate. The EDAs in general were for the most part fairly bland with the odd exceptional story (usually written by Eddie Robson) so I'm not entirely sad to see them ended, but I feel like the misery-porn that the final story in particular felt like was a weak ending to the series. Given that by this point the TV revival had shifted into the Moffat/Smith era and the wonderfully upbeat fairy-tale feel of season 5, it already feels somewhat out-of-date with the broad themes of the revival - the miserable "lonely God" take often cited during the RTD/Tennant era doesn't really fit with the 8th Doctor. The story (and the EDAs) had good intentions, but the execution doesn't quite get pulled off. It is a strong goodbye to Lucie Miller and a very good performance from Sheridan Smith though, and if you're going to listen to it for any reason, that would be it.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
We were synced up for a while, but work, band, conventions, and all 10,000 hours of Farewell, Great Macedon* mean I've fallen way behind you, J-Ru. :(

* Great audio, though. And the bonus interviews with William Russel and Carole Ann Ford! :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was actually a little irritated that the last EDA explicitly follows on from a main range story that I hadn't gotten to yet (with a different Doctor!). I guess the idea is that a large part of their audience is caught up and listening along as they're released but for me getting sidetracked by listening to the full range of EDAs meant I was caught by surprise by the sudden references to a story in a different range.

Strong Convections
May 8, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

They should set aside an hour during the Emmys where they just put Heaven Sent up on the screen and everybody watches in breathless silence then give Capaldi a standing ovation at the end.

I only recently watched series 9 and saw Heaven Sent a week ago. I was absolutely blown away.

Series 9 just seems to be a whole lot of absolutely amazing (mostly Capaldi) moments, surrounded by garbage or just meh. I wonder how much of the problems were bad writing (a lot) and how much was the supporting cast not making the most of what they're given. Clara in particular is someone I've never found compelling.

I also just found out about the new companion Bill, and I'm a bit disappointed. I was kind of hoping for a more mature character, maybe I'm just getting old and impatient and out of touch with what the younger viewers want to see. I'm hoping they'll bring back Missy for some hijinks at least. I wonder if "companion Bill" is a pun and she's going to be very similar to a previous companion?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Jerusalem posted:



Short Synopsis: poo poo gets bad, poo poo gets worse, then.... well, poo poo.


I was blown away by the bit at the end with the Doctor raging at the Monk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Strong Convections posted:

I also just found out about the new companion Bill, and I'm a bit disappointed. I was kind of hoping for a more mature character, maybe I'm just getting old and impatient and out of touch with what the younger viewers want to see. I'm hoping they'll bring back Missy for some hijinks at least. I wonder if "companion Bill" is a pun and she's going to be very similar to a previous companion?

If you've only read about them and not seen them, check out the teaser reveal it gives a taste of what we can expect from them character-wise though who knows how much it'll eventually diverge from that.

Davros1 posted:

I was blown away by the bit at the end with the Doctor raging at the Monk.

Yeah that was pretty good. It starts off as the usual 8 speech and then just trails off as he just can't bring himself to say it, his rage and grief and disgust are just too strong.

It reminded me of about the only good thing in the otherwise dreadful Nightmare of Eden, where the drug dealer attempts to justify himself to the usually upbeat 4, who just snarls at him to get out of his sight.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
I adore the part at the end where the Doctor rails at Susan regarding Lucie's death... asking why would it be wrong for him to snatch her to safety at the last second using his TARDIS? McGann does a fabulous job sounding utterly broken.

Also, J-Ru, Dark Eyes carries on almost literally moments after To The Death's end.

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
Yeah, I feel the final bits in To The Death and the first like five or so minutes of Dark Eyes that follows up immediately is some of the best poo poo McGann has done as the Doctor.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

Mortanis posted:

Yeah, I feel the final bits in To The Death and the first like five or so minutes of Dark Eyes that follows up immediately is some of the best poo poo McGann has done as the Doctor.

Well now I have to plow through the EDA's and get to Dark Eyes!

But first...

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


"This whole wedding is like making a nuclear bomb with half the instructions missing!"

A week-long respite from a prolonged and bloody war, the Festival of the Twin Moons of Tuin makes Glastonbury look like a church fete... or so the brochure says.

The Doctor and Ace are looking for rest and recreation. Hex is looking for the beer tent. But eternal enemies the ginger-haired Ri and the coot-bald Ir are plotting to turn their Festival truce to their own advantage. Only the Dark Husband might stop the celebrations turning to horror... but who is the Dark Husband? And what terror awaits him on his wedding night?

If anyone knows any just cause or impediment... speak now. The lives of billions depend on it.

Sylvester McCoy is the Doctor in The Dark Husband.

X X X X X

Cast

Sylvester McCoy (The Doctor)
Sophie Aldred (Ace)
Philip Olivier (Hex)
Danny Webb (Ori)
Andy B Newb (Irit)
Benny Dawb (Tuin)
Katarina Olsson & Sean Connolly (The Bards)

Written by: David Quantick
Directed by: Nicholas Briggs
Released: March 2008

Trailer – https://www.bigfinish.com/releases/popout/the-dark-husband-272

X X X X X

I really wanted to like The Dark Husband. Sadly, even a few moments of attempted humor can’t cover the fact that this story is a disjointed mess suffering from lackluster performances and just being the worst thing of all…boring. Simply boring.

After a last minute escape from something that could only be described as an alien sneeze, complete with mucus and boogers, Hex wants a vacation and Ace is inclined to agree with him. The Doctor’s suggestion? The Festival of the Twin Moons of Tuin. Dancing, drinking, more dancing, more drinking. Sounds like a good time to the companions. Except that Tuin is a graveyard, caught in the middle of ten thousand years of war between two alien races – the Ri and the Ir, each inhabiting one of Tuin’s moons. The only time peace exists between them is during the Festival. Ace and Hex are determined to do their best to enjoy the momentary break in hostilities, but the Doctor (as always) has a longer game in mind. This war must end. And there’s only one way to possibly bring the Ri and the Ir together in peaceful resolution – marriage. Specifically, the Doctor’s…

David Quantick is an incredibly prolific writer. Since 1983, he’s written for magazines such as NME, penned biographies on figures such as Bill Hicks and Richard Pryor, contributed to programmes such as Brass Eye and Smack the Pony, and even worked alongside Armando Iannucci as a writer for The Day Today and The Thick of It. Quantick has also gone on record as being a huge Doctor Who fan, spoofing the show in 2013 on his BBC Radio 2 series The Blagger’s Guide To… A chance encounter with Nicholas Briggs gave Quantick the opportunity to pitch several ideas to Big Finish, each involving the Seventh Doctor, and Briggs ended up soliciting the pitch that would eventually evolve into The Dark Husband, a story that was meant to be a lighter, more humorous story that would contrast the previous Seven/Ace/Hex release, the brooding Nocturne.

With just a little editing, some polish, and a bit of enthusiasm on the part of the actors, The Dark Husband could very easily have been a stand-out story. The Doctor “suggests,” with the aid of some convenient pamphlets found in the TARDIS, that the trio head to Tuin (almost immediately forgoing the Doctor’s pledge to ease up on his scheming during the events of Nocturne), and he spends the large majority of the story trying to broker peace between two warring races, getting a few jabs in at religion along the way, while also keeping his companions in the dark on how much he knows…and how much he doesn’t know, backfiring on him during the climax to episode two as he’s almost burned at the stake. The truth behind the ten thousand years of war – who is behind it, why they’re behind it, and what it takes to stop the conflict – is an interesting concept, however this revelation isn’t expanded on very much, save for the fact that the tale of the origin of the Ir and Ri is told TWICE during the third episode, feeling more like padding than any sort of revelation. In fact, there’s a good bit of repetition in The Dark Husband in the form of plot points and descriptions of rituals getting mentioned over and over again. And there’s very little suspense or surprise at just who the Dark Husband and the Shining Wife are and what their impending nuptials entail for the remainder of their lives. Clocking in at two hours, The Dark Husband easily could have lost 15 minutes from its run time and come off a stronger story for it, or better yet could have taken those 15 minutes and used them to provide firmer details and action to the plot’s key points and elements.

The flaws with the script must have been apparent to the actors, as the performances of Sylvester McCoy, Sophe Aldred, and Philip Olivier feel flat and listless. It’s easy to tell in the first five minutes of a Seventh Doctor story whether or not it’s going to be a good one based upon McCoy’s performance. If it’s a quality script, McCoy will give it his all. If it’s a poor script, he’ll just go through the motions. With The Dark Husband, McCoy is definitely not doing much more with the dialogue than reading it directly from the script. Considering the wordplay contained in Quantick’s script, McCoy could have had a field day with delivery and enunciation alone. Instead, McCoy’s just tonally neutral with his delivery jumping all over the place. On top of that, Sophie Aldred fails to show the fire or spark that defines Ace save for the climax of the second episode when she rushes to save the Doctor from being burned at the stake. The sarcasm and teasing towards Hex is there, but even that feels half-hearted. As for Hex, the normally sensitive and brave Scouse is instead a lout who only cares about getting his drink on and talks about his juvenile delinquent days with relish. Philip Olivier has never portrayed Hex in such a manner in any of his previous stories, so the culture shock of him acting almost chav-like and being jealous towards Ace is just jarring. I can’t blame Olivier for perhaps wanting to just wrap up the story and move on to the next one (The Magic Mousetrap) because the way Hex is written is simply rubbish. Even when Ace and Hex are possessed and acting under the orders of somewhat else near the story’s end, attempts to sound as flat and listless zombies somehow comes off as flat and listless!

On the other side, we get some performances that at least show a little bit of spark, but not for the reason you think. The planet Tuin is played by Benny Dawb, the Er Irit is played by Andy B Newb, and the Ir Ori is played by Danny Webb…but Tuin and Irit are REALLY played by Danny Webb under some very silly pseudonyms. Webb bounces back and forth between the cunning Ori, the bombastic Irit, and the egotistical Tuin, but does so incredibly quickly that there are times where he sounds almost out of breath with the sudden voice and accent changes! The voices themselves are fine, but there’s really not much to write home about the characters other than…cunning, bombastic, egotistical. The lack of any sort of long-term impact past the conclusion of this story may come from the fact that the script is written in a very straight forward manner in terms of dialogue. The Doctor says something. Ace says something. Hex says something. Irit says something. Ori says something. Repeat. There’s very few, if any, moments where this pattern is broken, and that change solely depends on which characters are in which scenes. Take one of them out, the pattern still continues, just without them in it. As the director, Nicholas Briggs should have attempted to vary up the pattern somehow, or at least added a little more pop somehow.

It’s the combination of repetitive delivery and bored actors that leads to The Dark Husband’s biggest flaw; the story isn’t funny. The lackluster performances and predictable dialogue means that any attempts at humor fail to come off. From Hex being given non-alcoholic beer (“there IS a war on”) to the Doctor’s exclamation (and McCoy’s pained delivery) of “There! Will! Be! No! Wedding! Here!” and Ace’s muttering of “this is another fine mess I’ve gotten myself into,” or even pushing the number one on the keypad of a stone robot to turn it off, the jokes fall flat and are quickly forgotten after a sigh or eye roll from the listener.

It had been a year since Sylvester McCoy, Sophie Aldred, and Philip Olivier had been in the studio together for an audio. It’s a drat shame that their return story had to be The Dark Husband. A poor script with flat humor and repetitive concepts leads to bored actors and stilted performances. In the end, The Dark Husband is an audio that can easily be skipped unless one is either a completionist or a masochist.

Pros
+ It’s not The Rapture or Dreamtime

Cons
- Lackluster performances
- Humor that fails to deliver



Cobi’s Synopsis – One of the worst Big Finish releases in a while, The Dark Husband features bored actors delivering a repetitive script with poor jokes and missed opportunities.

Next up - The Doctor struggles to unravel the twisted knot of temporal implausibilities which bind the TARDIS to Thomas Brewster…

Peter Davison is the Doctor in…The Haunting of Thomas Brewster

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Jerusalem posted:

I was actually a little irritated that the last EDA explicitly follows on from a main range story that I hadn't gotten to yet (with a different Doctor!). I guess the idea is that a large part of their audience is caught up and listening along as they're released but for me getting sidetracked by listening to the full range of EDAs meant I was caught by surprise by the sudden references to a story in a different range.

Out of curiousity, which one is that? There's one I'm thinking of which revolves around the events of this story, but was released much later.

As for the stories, there's some great performances there, and it does brave things with the material - some of which I wish carried over into the TV series - namely when a character dies, they loving stay dead. I was fully expecting them to pull the whole "Alex regenerates haha we fooled you in the Christmas story by saying he couldn't!" and was sorta pleased, but also disappointed in a weird way when they didn't? I guess maybe they could have done more with the character and their relation with the Doctor, had they chosen to keep them alive?

It's sorta too grim for repeat listening also.


I didn't mind The Dark Husband, admittedly it's been a while since I've listened to it. That said I recall being mostly ambivalent to most of the upcoming stories (Death Collectors aside, which I can't stand), until they hit the Key 2 Time arc, and had a row of stories that hit the mark, for me anyway.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jun 18, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Short Synopsis: "If we're both still single when you're in your 40s and I'm some unfathomably ancient age.... let's get married!"

Long Synopsis: Ace and Hex think they've convinced the 7th Doctor to take them on holiday for a change, though of course he has an ulterior motive. On the planet of Tuin the races of its two orbiting moons have been at war for thousands of years, and the Doctor thinks he's found the key to peace - a wedding. Of course nothing is as it seems, and when the Doctor finds himself paired up with Ace (much to Hex's chagrin), he has to figure out how to haul both races, his companions and himself out of the madness.

What's Good:
  • Ace as wife. When Ace jumps to the Doctor's rescue when he is tied to the stake about to be burned alive, it turns out to have been a test to find the brave "Shining Wife". The Doctor and Ace are thus engaged to be married, upsetting Hex who has made no secret of his romantic interest in (the mostly uninterested) Ace. That situation is rife with comedic potential, and you honestly could have produced an entire story just around the comedic misunderstandings of the marriage being set-up and everybody trying to wriggle their way out of it.

  • Danny Webb. A familiar face in British television (including Doctor Who), Danny Webb does a rather remarkable job voicing three distinct characters. Until I listened to the behind the scenes interviews I had no idea it was the same person, he invests each character with their own sense of personality and (most importantly) distinct voice. It's not the same voice doing different accents or going deeper or higher, they sound like entirely different people. In fact for one of them I was wondering if I was listening to Brian Blessed (or at least a very solid Brian Blessed impersonation). This is important not just from a performance standpoint but because it fits in with key elements of the story - the warring Ir and Ri are essentially the same people, just separated by culture and a few meaningless physical differences that they ascribe overblown importance to - along with their reversed species names it's about as subtle as the half black/half white faced dudes from Star Trek. But at the core they are the same, and it is in Tuin (the planet and the character) that they find their joint heritage.

  • The bad guy. The "God" that both the Ir and Ri worship is an interesting take on an old-fashioned bit of sci-fi fun - a kind of take on the old "Toys of the Gods" bit. In this case, it's a hyper-advanced but rejected factory model robot that has ended up on the planet and - in its cold binary way - decided that the flawed inhabitants (who were in danger of ceasing to worship it as they advanced) needed to be culled and replaced by the "superior" model, ascribing the lack of faith to some (genetic) programming fault or error. The rituals and traditions that the Ir and Ri follow are hollow echoes of actual processes, and - while that does come across as a slightly edge dig at organized religion, and is also well-trod ground for sci-fi - it makes for an interesting dilemma/situation for the Doctor to resolve.

What's Not:

  • Characterization. Hex in particular is wildly out of character, apparently he's now a booze-obsessed heavy drinker and a bit of an rear end in a top hat who likes to insult others on their physical appearance. It's only when Ace gets engaged to the Doctor that a bit of the regular Hex pops out, as he mopes around grumpily and then seizes the chance to take the Doctor's place when given the opportunity. Meanwhile Ace's own desire to go somewhere relaxing feels somewhat forced too, she's never been shy at all about the notion of adventure and excitement with the Doctor so to have her so insistent on it now feels odd. Also the Doctor, while acting in character, feels out of place given this story follows on from Nocturne in which he was taken to task for his deception/manipulation and he himself seemed keen to make it up to Ace and Hex. Now here he is straight back to pulling strings and shoving them into harm's way, with only a kind of bemused,"Oh.... my bad" when Ace and Hex figure out they've been duped again. Even their accusations feel more,"Oh you!" than,"...motherfucker....", which doesn't feel right given the nature of the trouble he's gotten them into as well as the way it follows on from a similar situation in Nocturne.

  • The global/local conundrum. As is a frequent issue with Big Finish audio, the scope of the story they're telling doesn't quite come off in the execution. The Ir/Ri war has been going on for millennia, they occupy Tuin's moons and fight on Tuin itself, the entire planet their battlefield. And yet despite the global nature of this war, the sheer scope and size of it all..... everything in the story is contained within a small section of land. Not in itself a problem, except this is apparently the focal point of both races religion, AND the location of their most important celebration/festival (which is going on during the time the Doctor and companions visit) and yet it never feels like there are more than a few handfuls of people about. Everything is so localized, but we're supposed to see everything on a grand/global scale - especially when the Doctor announces he will be the Dark Husband, such a momentous event should have millions flooding to take part. Instead it feels like he's volunteered to MC the talent show at a boozy local music festival.

  • The story is kinda... boring. A millennia-old global war, a mad "God", the Doctor and Ace getting married, two warring soldiers coming together to save their entire respective populations.... it all sound very exciting and dramatic but it... isn't. The whole thing feels like everybody involved is going through the paces. Maybe it's because it had been a year since their last audio and they were getting warmed up/back into the spirit of their characters, but it doesn't feel like any of the main cast are firing on all cylinders. McCoy in particular had just finished traveling the world performing in King Lear with Ian McKellan (a show I had a chance to see and missed, which I very much regret) so perhaps he was just exhausted, but it's all quite disappointing because you can see the potential there but nobody is quite pulling it off.

Final Thoughts:

The Dark Husband gives a stuttering start to a new run of Doctor/Ace/Hex stories (the next - Forty-Five) wouldn't be for 8 months and it's all missed potential. The premise is interesting (if a little well-trodden) and there are moments ripe for comedy, pathos or both, but aside from Danny Webb putting in a hell of a performance(s) as three distinct characters, there is nothing that really stands out or distinguishes this story from any other. That said:

CobiWann posted:

I really wanted to like The Dark Husband. Sadly, even a few moments of attempted humor can’t cover the fact that this story is a disjointed mess suffering from lackluster performances and just being the worst thing of all…boring. Simply boring.

It had been a year since Sylvester McCoy, Sophie Aldred, and Philip Olivier had been in the studio together for an audio. It’s a drat shame that their return story had to be The Dark Husband. A poor script with flat humor and repetitive concepts leads to bored actors and stilted performances. In the end, The Dark Husband is an audio that can easily be skipped unless one is either a completionist or a masochist.

Cobi’s Synopsis – One of the worst Big Finish releases in a while, The Dark Husband features bored actors delivering a repetitive script with poor jokes and missed opportunities.

I didn't dislike it as much as Cobi seemed to, I found it perfectly serviceable as a listen and wouldn't warn people of from watching it. It's just that there is nothing to make me recommend it either - it's the main actors going through the motions telling a story that has been told before in a variety of ways, some more exciting and some far worse. It's a bit on the nose in terms of lampooning racism AND religion but not in any particularly offensive way. It's just kind of... there. It's an audio adventure of the television series Doctor Who featuring actors from that show and new characters created by Big Finish. That's about it - it doesn't raise to any great heights or hit any astonishing lows, it just.... is.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Jun 18, 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pesky Splinter posted:

Out of curiousity, which one is that? There's one I'm thinking of which revolves around the events of this story, but was released much later.

Patient Zero - a Sixth Doctor story released in 2009. It plays a central role in Eighth Doctor story To The Death but I had no idea what he was talking about because I'd jumped over to the EDAs and listened through all those while giving the monthly range a rest.

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Jerusalem posted:

Patient Zero - a Sixth Doctor story released in 2009. It plays a central role in Eighth Doctor story To The Death but I had no idea what he was talking about because I'd jumped over to the EDAs and listened through all those while giving the monthly range a rest.

Oh right, yeah, now I remember. Amethyst and the Time-Controller.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Maybe it's because I hadn't heard a Seventh Doctor since August (Frozen Time), but I just did not care for this one at all. I tried, I really did, but I'm more invested in The Haunting of Thomas Brewster by the end of the first episode.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CobiWann posted:

Maybe it's because I hadn't heard a Seventh Doctor since August (Frozen Time), but I just did not care for this one at all. I tried, I really did, but I'm more invested in The Haunting of Thomas Brewster by the end of the first episode.

I'm about halfway through that now and it's not quite sitting right with me, but I love that they're trying something a little different - be experimental even if it doesn't work out, I might not like the end result but I applaud the intention (I really disliked Love & Monsters but I appreciate RTD trying something offbeat). At the moment it very much feels like one of the typical radio dramas I used to hear back in the eighties - primarily narration mixed with brief fully acted scenes that serve more as bridges to the ongoing narration. I just wish the oft-repeated musical-bridge wasn't so out of place.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Mortanis posted:

Yeah, I feel the final bits in To The Death and the first like five or so minutes of Dark Eyes that follows up immediately is some of the best poo poo McGann has done as the Doctor.

Agreed. While I think it's true that in retrospect after Night the "darker" direction of 8 as an aborted prelude to The Time War is anachronistic, McGann sells anger so loving well.

Chairman Mao
Apr 24, 2004

The Chinese Communist Party is the core of leadership of the whole Chinese people. Without this core, the cause of socialism cannot be victorious.

Astroman posted:

the "darker" direction of 8 as an aborted prelude to The Time War is anachronistic,

See, I don't neccessarily think this is true. The darker tone of those stories helps explain why the wild and joyful Doctor we see in the TV movie would ultimately be the one to abandon his whole identity and regenerate into a warrior. He doesn't have to be the Doctor who fought in the time war, he's the Doctor who, in his last moments, chose to fight in the time war.

Edit: Listening to The Two Masters now and it's already fantastic. The chemistry is excellent, the characterization is spot on. The Sherlock Holmes thing was great, of course The Master sees himself that way, of course he does.

Chairman Mao fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Jun 19, 2016

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
It’s been four years, however it’s time to bid farewell to the “you have GOT to be kidding me” picture that has hung on my office wall at the State Department for the past four years…



…for a newer model.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

CobiWann posted:

It’s been four years, however it’s time to bid farewell to the “you have GOT to be kidding me” picture that has hung on my office wall at the State Department for the past four years…



…for a newer model.



They found gold with that actress. She is AWESOME. Not a spoken word in this week's episode and yet, right there, "You've got to be loving kidding me." plastered all over her face.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I can't wait to see that episode later tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


That little lady is so loving great :allears:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Jerusalem posted:

That little lady is so loving great :allears:
She would've been a great Me had we not gotten Masie Williams.

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica
Finished listening to Diary of River Song last night and it's made me think words I never imagined I would after the overexposed mess series 6 made of her character: I want more River Song.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah, as soon as I finished listening to it I thought,"Well I want more of that."

It was really good.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

I've just finished the first War Doctor serial, and now I really really want the War Doctor to pop up in the 8th Doctor Time War set, so McGann and Hurt can interact. Since he doesn't use the Doctor title, it should be easy to fudge on that one.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

The_Doctor posted:

I've just finished the first War Doctor serial, and now I really really want the War Doctor to pop up in the 8th Doctor Time War set, so McGann and Hurt can interact. Since he doesn't use the Doctor title, it should be easy to fudge on that one.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

:hist101: Yes... Yes, I remember being you.
:shobon: Being me?
:hist101: I mean, being like you. Young, idealistic, romantic, even. Hoping this war would be over by Christmas.
:shobon: There's nothing wrong with a little hope.
:hist101: Yes, I used to think so too.

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

The_Doctor posted:

:hist101: Yes... Yes, I remember being you.
:shobon: Being me?
:hist101: I mean, being like you. Young, idealistic, romantic, even. Hoping this war would be over by Christmas.
:shobon: There's nothing wrong with a little hope.
:hist101: Yes, I used to think so too.

Definitely heard that in McGann and Hurt's voices

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