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ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.



I thought this was kinda neat, actually. I think I would have split the OJ-related parts and the "here's where a movie was filmed" into separate videos and then found a few more places for the second one, though. Lord knows LA is lousy with them.

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Drone_Fragger posted:

I mean irony aside, this doesn't work in practice because the food that animals eat isn't fit for human consumption. They turn what would otherwise be most likely burned into useful protein.

Yes, it would be impossible to plant different crops were many ranches are.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Actually, yes.

Cattle ranches are usually situated where it would be difficult or not cost effective to farm crops. Rugged and rocky terrain, low rainfall, shallow soil depth, etc.


EDIT - or maybe you were being sincere. It's so hard to tell.

Gross Dude
Feb 5, 2007

Gross Dude
You know what cow eats a lot? My mother in law! If we stopped feeding her, why, we'd solve global starvation.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

ratbert90 posted:

Yes, it would be impossible to plant different crops were many ranches are.

You should see what Australian Cattle Farms are like, they're located in areas where the most plant life you can get is a bit of scrub and patches of couch. It would be literally impossible to plant different crops there because the soil is either too hard or doesn't possess enough nutrients.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Gorilla Salad posted:

Actually, yes.

Cattle ranches are usually situated where it would be difficult or not cost effective to farm crops. Rugged and rocky terrain, low rainfall, shallow soil depth, etc.


EDIT - or maybe you were being sincere. It's so hard to tell.

So the solution us to instead just keep dumping a huge amount of water and other natural resources into cattle for a tiny yield (compared to crops)? I mean, sure by all means keep eating meat, I'm not going to stop you, its just terrible in general for the environment.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
No the solution is to poast poast poast about it in the Post Your Favourite Schadenfreude Thread on Something Awful Dot Com.

or

:siren: D&D IS LEAKINNNNNNNNNNNNNG :siren:

or

The schadenfreude is coming from inside the thread! :downs:

A Real Happy Camper
Dec 11, 2007

These children have taught me how to believe.
meat is murder

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I have no idea what either of those people thought would happen.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Aerdan posted:

an awful lot of methane production

No wonder you're posting this instead of speaking it, lest the obvious comparisons be drawn!

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




They'd land perfectly for a badass YouTube video that would somehow make them some serious dough?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

You can absolutely punch the body. A hard enough shot to the liver will render you completely incapable of functioning as a human being for several minutes at a time, including but not limited to standing, talking, breathing and generally existing other than in your own personal world of pain.

Skip to about :30 in:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxqrQuMskEI

Can't say from experience, but apparently getting hit in the liver by a big man is second only to the jaw for putting someone the gently caress out for a good minute or so.

vvvv If I recall, at least the first guy got proper hosed up, cracked some vertebrae or something like that. But yeah, going down a giant waterslide into an angular concrete pit, what was the expected outcome?

Takes No Damage has a new favorite as of 07:38 on Jun 22, 2016

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



You ever see poo poo like this and your whole body rings with cringe?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

ratbert90 posted:

So the solution us to instead just keep dumping a huge amount of water and other natural resources into cattle for a tiny yield (compared to crops)? I mean, sure by all means keep eating meat, I'm not going to stop you, its just terrible in general for the environment.

Environment won't collapse in my lifetime. Bring on the steaks!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
As someone who worked in EMS I can assure you that getting hit in the liver really hard with loving destroy you. It could be described as re-experiencing all pain in your life at once.

That's just with a person punching you. Imagine if someone runs into you with a blunt object and hits you your liver can Rupture.

Rupture is not a verb that you want to ever use as a action that happens to a human being.

Hollismason has a new favorite as of 07:50 on Jun 22, 2016

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

ratbert90 posted:

I mean, sure by all means keep eating meat, I'm not going to stop you

thank you for graciously allowing me to eat

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Das Boo posted:

I have no idea what either of those people thought would happen.

This should be the perma title of the thread.

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Hihohe posted:

You ever see poo poo like this and your whole body rings with cringe?

The gif on the bottom - the guy who kinda flops over probably just hosed up his legs forever, the other guy is out like a light.All in all, perfect schaden gif.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

A White Guy posted:

The gif on the bottom - the guy who kinda flops over probably just hosed up his legs forever, the other guy is out like a light.All in all, perfect schaden gif.

He actually smashed his head pretty badly and got a decent gash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnVSC3L91Uk

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


quote:

A dramatic video released by Lithuanian police on June 11 shows a Volvo driver leading them on a high-speed chase on rural roads two days before, creating a smokescreen with their car's exhaust, and throwing spikes to try to slow down the pursuing police vehicle. Police said the chase took place near the city of Marijampolė, and that the driver had put the police officers' lives at risk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hePrs5TyE0A

And here, have another compilation of cops verses hoons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRGZrpz-2UQ

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Alaois posted:

there are certain sentence starters that are very helpful for letting you know whoever is speaking is a tremendous piece of poo poo, such as "I'm not racist, but" or "I practice Krav Maga, and"

Did someone who practices KM bully you or something?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Non Serviam posted:

Did someone who practices KM bully you or something?

Maybe if he's Palestinian.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer
Dogge theme Fail Army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg86emJjbwk

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Non Serviam posted:

Did someone who practices KM bully you or something?

for some reason people who practice krav maga seem to be the most eager to demonstrate this to you when incredibly drunk at bars

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




Memento posted:

You can absolutely punch the body. A hard enough shot to the liver will render you completely incapable of functioning as a human being for several minutes at a time, including but not limited to standing, talking, breathing and generally existing other than in your own personal world of pain.

From a few pages back but someone mentioned Bas Rutten, this is a pretty great fight with Bas cracking the shits with an opponent who makes bullshit calls saying that he's getting hit illegally (claiming closed fist strikes to the head when he gets hit with an open hand or hit on the chest).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXPF2oShAME
Starts out slow, around the 6 minute mark is where it gets serious.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Ephphatha posted:

From a few pages back but someone mentioned Bas Rutten, this is a pretty great fight with Bas cracking the shits with an opponent who makes bullshit calls saying that he's getting hit illegally (claiming closed fist strikes to the head when he gets hit with an open hand or hit on the chest).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXPF2oShAME
Starts out slow, around the 6 minute mark is where it gets serious.

Listening to Bas narrate his own fights is hilarious. "Boom! There it is. Broke. His. Leevur."

The look on Delucia's face after the shot at 10:10 is priceless.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Das Boo posted:

I have no idea what either of those people thought would happen.

This came up in the Funny Pictures thread:


I have no idea what he did to get into this position, but whatever it was, I wonder what he thought was going to happen.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
:smugdog:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg86emJjbwk

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Chromatic posted:

Can't knock the dude who doesn't want to chug 3 bottles of sriracha anymore.

Its sad though because he seems to be under the impression that he's a marketable personality outside of chugging sriracha. Maybe its time for him to get a regular job or go back to school if necessary?

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
Is there a write up of Mighty No 9 anywhere? I'm hearing it's a big disappointment but I want more details.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Humphreys posted:

And here, have another compilation of cops verses hoons:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRGZrpz-2UQ

Hahahahaha, the 7:00 mark. A dirt biker pulled over while other dirt bikers are jumping over the road.
Cop, "He didn't hit the highway. You were on the highway."

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Lotish posted:

paging mierenneuker to the thread

Sorry I'm late.

So, how about those ants, eh? :wiggle:

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

nexus6 posted:

Is there a write up of Mighty No 9 anywhere? I'm hearing it's a big disappointment but I want more details.

I'm watching someone play through it on youtube, and it just seems really unpolished. Once you can actually get the damned thing to run it's... just okay. Some of the bosses have combat barks as bad or worse then X7, spikes don't respect mercy invulnerability, and the game was designed with speed and score attack at the forefront, rather than just a side thing, so you've got an announcer constantly screaming "COOL" and "AWESOME" in your ear if you're playing anywhere near competently.


After $4 Million USD and 3 years of development a mediocre game that recreates problems that were solved years ago isn't what a lot of people were hoping for.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

nexus6 posted:

Is there a write up of Mighty No 9 anywhere? I'm hearing it's a big disappointment but I want more details.
Thing is there's no really killer highpoints just alot of little gently caress ups. They had a toxic community that threw a fit over a woman being given the community manager job because she was a feminist or something, they overpromised how many systems it would port to so they choose to make everything look crappy to fit all the different systems instead of developing for the strongest systems, they tried to use the goodwill of their kickstarter to have another kickstarter nobody cared about (I don't even remember exactly what was involved in that I just remember it pissed everyone off), they delayed over netcode that nobody cared about after two previous delays and have seemed to deliver a game that is just mediocre at best.

It's not your average level of kickstarter WTF? just a whole bunch of kinda bad things that have morphed into internet rage.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

"Megaman is dead, but at least we have this spiritual successor!"

https://twitter.com/darylsurat/status/745008521897381889

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Murphys Law posted:

Hahahahaha, the 7:00 mark. A dirt biker pulled over while other dirt bikers are jumping over the road.
Cop, "He didn't hit the highway. You were on the highway."

That's a skit. Like a pranked thing.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Darkhold posted:

Thing is there's no really killer highpoints just alot of little gently caress ups. They had a toxic community that threw a fit over a woman being given the community manager job because she was a feminist or something, they overpromised how many systems it would port to so they choose to make everything look crappy to fit all the different systems instead of developing for the strongest systems, they tried to use the goodwill of their kickstarter to have another kickstarter nobody cared about (I don't even remember exactly what was involved in that I just remember it pissed everyone off), they delayed over netcode that nobody cared about after two previous delays and have seemed to deliver a game that is just mediocre at best.

It's not your average level of kickstarter WTF? just a whole bunch of kinda bad things that have morphed into internet rage.

Them trying to crowdfund another game shortly after announcing MN9's delay hurt their public image. Them then saying "Oh actually we've already got all this funded, we just wanted more money from you for the stretch goals." was just salt in the wound.

Also their lead english developer going "It's out, what more do you want from us" live on a stream was loving dire.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

synthetik posted:

That's a skit. Like a pranked thing.

Oh. I guess I'm the schadenfreude for falling for it.

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LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Darkhold posted:

Thing is there's no really killer highpoints just alot of little gently caress ups.

Eh, I hear the Wii version was actually bricking consoles, that's a pretty killer high point.

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