Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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SteelMentor: Oct 15, 2012; TOXIC

That's a character variant, there's a generic one with just a regular Ghar up top and no embarrassing nerd pandering.

SteelMentor fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Jun 13, 2016

# ? Jun 13, 2016 09:41

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# ? May 10, 2024 07:44

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

Oh cry me a river

# ? Jun 13, 2016 10:33

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

JcDent posted:

Oh cry me a river

I can't decide if this one is referencing Metropolis or Spaceballs.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 10:36

CovfefeCatCafe: Apr 11, 2006; A fresh attitude
brewed daily!

Kwyndig posted:

I can't decide if this one is referencing Metropolis or Spaceballs.

As low brow as "Babes II" is, it's probably a parody C3P0 in the back of their minds. If you said Metropolis they'd probably stare at you in confused bewilderment.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 12:14

Zark the Damned: Mar 9, 2013

It's most definitely the robot from Metropolis. The name gives it away.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 12:27

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

I think there was an image of it with an R2D2, so both?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 12:55

Squibsy: Dec 3, 2005; Not suited, just booted.; College Slice

I'm glad I learned about Bombshellminis dot com today!

# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:01

Squibsy: Dec 3, 2005; Not suited, just booted.; College Slice

JcDent posted:

I think there was an image of it with an R2D2, so both?

Sexy R2D2?! Sign me the gently caress up.

Edit: Ok this guy actually is awesome.

Squibsy fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Jun 13, 2016

# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:01

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

ineptmule posted:

Sexy R2D2?! Sign me the gently caress up.

Edit: Ok this guy actually is awesome.

Scrunt2-D2

# ? Jun 13, 2016 13:45

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Did they give him a crotch bulge? :laffo:

# ? Jun 13, 2016 14:21

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

Counterblast is a pulp science fiction game, that's what pulp sci fi looks like - Buck Rogers, Flash Gordon, etc

# ? Jun 13, 2016 16:03

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with the Metropolis robot. The creepy furry thing with the bow on the other hand, that I can't say I dig.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 16:30

3 Action Economist: May 22, 2002; Educate. Agitate. Liberate.

Some of their "Babes" minis are fine.

Some of them are definitely not.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 20:18

hexa: Dec 10, 2004; And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

quote:

Here's Dope, last addition for my Scavvies...

# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:12

Slimnoid: Sep 6, 2012; Does that mean I don't get the job?

glitchkrieg posted:

I love it

# ? Jun 15, 2016 12:46

Foolster41: Aug 2, 2013; "It's a non-speaking role"

Eh, the cat huntress looks pretty alright. It's not overly sexualized. I kind of want this figure in fact (or like it)
Ayla from Chrono trigger is awesome and if you disagree I'll fight you. :P

The head thing on the M4r1a is definitely mimicking maria from metropolis:

# ? Jun 15, 2016 21:38

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

Also the names being identical is kind of a give away :v:

glitchkrieg posted:

That lil' dude is Dope indeed.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 14:30

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ineptmule posted:

Sexy R2D2?! Sign me the gently caress up.

Edit: Ok this guy actually is awesome.

10 buck for that? fuckin boutique miniatures

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:44

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

What do you get when you combine Tau bits and Scarlet Witch action figures? uhhh this

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:33

Galaga Galaxian: Apr 23, 2009; What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!

Are those supposed to be Titans?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:36

SRM: Jul 10, 2009; ~*FeElIn' AweS0mE*~

Riptides.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:39

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

Galaga Galaxian posted:

Are those supposed to be Titans?

Cum catchers.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 06:50

Herr Tog: Jun 18, 2011; Grimey Drawer

SRM posted:

What do you get when you combine Tau bits and Scarlet Witch action figures? uhhh this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lvJ6eFcCJE

# ? Jun 19, 2016 07:26

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

AnElegantPeacock posted:

Cum catchers.

r/cumonfigurines ?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:06

Gr4vyB04t: Jan 31, 2010; Hey gurl, hey.

Fathis Munk posted:

r/cumonfigurines ?

Is that a real thing? Please tell me it's not a real thing. Goddamn it.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:13

Tekopo: Oct 24, 2008; When you see it, you'll shit yourself.

AnElegantPeacock posted:

Is that a real thing? Please tell me it's not a real thing. Goddamn it.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true

# ? Jun 19, 2016 09:44

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

It's also known as "hotglueing" and I should spend less time on 4chan

# ? Jun 19, 2016 10:34

Kaza42: Oct 3, 2013; Blood and Souls and all that

SRM posted:

So, ignoring the scale and the fact that they're clearly not Tau, these are actually not bad. Like, if they were the size of normal people they would be pretty neat power armor soldiers in a skirmish game.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 16:36

Eediot Jedi: Dec 25, 2007; This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

I didn't even notice the scale. :stare:

# ? Jun 21, 2016 09:55

Lord Hypnostache: Nov 6, 2009; OATHBREAKER

glitchkrieg posted:

This is adorable.

# ? Jun 22, 2016 13:09

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Thought I might submit a bit of my own work for your consideration today, so I'm cross posting from the oath thread.

After I decided to try my hand at African skin tones and opted to do the hair peroxide blonde... 'Credit' to my wife for making the film connection then I just had to paint it!

#sorrynotsorry :P

# ? Jun 27, 2016 22:59

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Ugleb posted:

Thought I might submit a bit of my own work for your consideration today, so I'm cross posting from the oath thread.

After I decided to try my hand at African skin tones and opted to do the hair peroxide blonde... 'Credit' to my wife for making the film connection then I just had to paint it!

#sorrynotsorry :P

This is fine dude, doesn't belong in this thread.

# ? Jun 27, 2016 23:41

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

glitchkrieg posted:

hello friend :dva:

# ? Jun 28, 2016 00:16

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

glitchkrieg posted:

Great little guy. I also recognized the base figure. It's a heroclix figure of Glomulus, an orange lantern.

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:04

DayGloOreo: May 2, 2012; Fblthp had always hated crowds.

The figures themselves aren't as bad as you might expect from the names, but...
http://store.bombshellminis.com/10012-pussy-patrol/

# ? Jul 2, 2016 20:42

JcDent: May 13, 2013; Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!

That is the shittiest pussy sculpt I've seen

# ? Jul 3, 2016 10:57

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."