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Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

squidgee posted:

:pray:

Also, looks like teleprompters, so hopefully he goes off script or this might be less entertaining than we're hoping for.

Listen, all Trump has to do is stay on script and he'll be able to go to scotland in relative peace. That's all he has to do. Just read from the teleprompter and then leave. No vamping, no ad-libbing, no blurting out whatever comes to mind. He's just got to think "I have to do it like this" without thinking "I'm Donald loving Trump! I can do what I like! Nobody tells me what to do!".

Let's see what happens.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Just saw a dude put a water bottle in the podium, maybe he'll comment on Rubio?
Now I want to see Rubio come out with a water bottle flip.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
On CBS: "Usually, the two-minute warning really is a two-minute warning"

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
There are the kids

e: and there's the man

looking low energy as hell

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I think you can trace the exact moment Trump's campaign went into a nosedive is when that sign fell off the podium.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

People in the comments on twitter saying "What if he gave ANONYMOUS donations?"

As if Donald Trump would give anonymously. :jerkbag:

SuperDucky
May 13, 2007

by exmarx
Here he is!

Also fuckin lol

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
And away we go!

Time to share some thoughts about steaks.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Hahahaha here we goooooo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



low energy as hell

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mirthless posted:

People in the comments on twitter saying "What if he gave ANONYMOUS donations?"


As if Donald Trump would give anonymously. :jerkbag:

That would explain how great his meme game has been

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



SuperDucky posted:

Here he is!

Also fuckin lol


Every one of those rules exists for lots of very good reasons

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
incredibly low energy

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



manufacturing jobs aren't coming back and it's amazing that presidential candidates still talk about it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

triple sulk posted:

low energy as hell

They gave him a couple of Xanax.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Announcing Steve Jobs as VP, a bold move

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Trumps doctor needs to give him one of those Hitler drug cocktails

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
Teleprompter Trump is hot garbage

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
developers, developers, developers

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Ahahaha, this Bernie Sanders voter says gently caress you, Littlefinger.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lol trump said months ago wages were too high

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

manufacturing jobs aren't coming back and it's amazing that presidential candidates still talk about it

He talked about the factories moving overseas, to Mexico.

So they moved from China to Mexico? Took a really long trip? :psyduck:

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

[hesitant applause]

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

triple sulk posted:

manufacturing jobs aren't coming back and it's amazing that presidential candidates still talk about it

100% of politicians learned McCain's lesson in 08

edit: Seriously, though, you will never, n-e-v-e-r see a candidate go to a state again and tell their residents "we're not going to get your jobs back. It's just not happening"

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Teleprompter Trump boring Trump.

This Trump would have never beaten Jeb!

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
I am not entertained. Also:

prefect posted:

Ahahaha, this Bernie Sanders voter says gently caress you, Littlefinger.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
He sounds exactly like he did when he was talking to Grimace

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Ooh the sniper poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



real trump is leaking

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

rear end cobra posted:

Trumps doctor needs to give him one of those Hitler drug cocktails

*adds hitler drug cocktails to modsPleaseRenameMe.xls*

Also lmao @ Trump reaching out to Bernie like Bernie isn't gonna tell him to stfu

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
Oh boy he's going off script do it do it do ittttt

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

the skinsuit is cracking a little bit!

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
God he so, so wants to ditch those prompters.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"...well over ten billion dollars."

(Not really.)

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!
Nap Ghost

squidgee posted:

Oh boy he's going off script do it do it do ittttt

He's reading ahead and going "Oh yeah! You guys are gonna love this part! :v:"

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
today is worth over 10 billion dollars.

Like, right now while I'm talking, and it'll be a little more with this next zinger

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
Donald Trump sounds like a tired, broken man.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i've never said it before but trump's stubby arms open palm motion is really annoying

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.
He's still using that small loan gaffe? wtf?

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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
Who are the people clapping? His kids and their friends?

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