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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
I can't believe "cock carousel" is a term I've now heard twice.

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Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Of course he's an ephebophilia defender.

In defense of ephebophilia, or as I call it the way of nature.
submitted 8 months ago * by BornToBeIncel [You MADE me this way.]

Look at any species. Mating begins with the onset of fertility.

That's really all I should have to point out, but because we live in oppressive times where understanding and empathy are scarce, I must resign myself to a more complex explanation.

First, we ephebophiles ARE NOT PEDOPHILES. I will reiterate this as many times as I have to. Pedophiles want to have sex with CHILDREN. As an ephebophile I would NEVER so much as consider having sex with a child.

Now, having sex with a fresh faced, virginal young teen on the other hand... that's another matter entirely. Show me the heterosexual man who claims he never imagines himself slaking his lusts on a tight, fresh, nubile, teenage female, and I will show you a liar.

The hypocrisy is one thing, but what I don't get about society's response to ephebophilia is ya'lls total lack of empathy. Y'know, the reason I'm really drawn to the younger kind has a lot to do with the victimization I've faced as an unattractive, beta INCEL man.

Personally, I suffer from depression, social anxiety, ADHD, and a few other things, and much of that stems from the bullying and misandry I've been a victim of. That's WHY I have to live the way I do. You all would call it immature, though it is anything but. Frankly, I just don't have seem to have much in common with other "adults", with their rabid materialism, consumerism, conformism, alcoholism, and incessant socializing/partying. I've always had more interest in supposedly juvenile (though I feel they can be very mature) activities such as cartoons, anime, playing with/constructing figurines, playing videogames, and just lounging around wasting a day, the way a child does.

I also feel I have the curiousity and innocence of a much younger person, I love reading wikipedia and learning about the world. You all haven't succeded in stamping any of that OUT of me, even though, lord knows you've all tried. These things don't make me immature, but they make me more empathetic towards younger people, because I can feel what it's like for them not fitting into this cruel adult world.

But do any of you pause to consider my richness and depth as a human being? NO. You just label me a pervert, pedo, and other bullying slurs -- which by the way aren't accurate, because I'm not a pedophile -- and move on.

Even though I have my reasons for being incredibly attracted to young, fresh, delicate, untarnished females, to be honest? I shouldn't NEED to explain myself. Ephebophilia is NORMAL. Has been throughout 99.9% of human history/prehistory. Is in every other species we know of. Sorry to introduce SCIENCE into a subject I know most of you are incredibly biased about, but it is what it is.

Thank you for reading and I hope you all found that illuminating. Now, if anyone has a legitimate (facts, not feeling based) reason for the hatred and discrimination we ephebophiles routinely face, I would love to hear it.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

dijon du jour posted:

I can't believe "cock carousel" is a term I've now heard twice.

I can't believe you went to the county fair even once.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Pastry of the Year posted:

I can't believe you went to the county fair even once.

[–]BornToBeIncel
A man going without sex is like a woman going without talking.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Of course he's an ephebophilia defender.

Hey, if you're going to be an unredeemable poo poo bag might as well go whole hog! Also, you gotta love that these guys are so confused about why no one wants to gently caress them. I mean CLEARLY it's because the 21st century feminazi womyn are all entitled shallow sluts who only uncross their legs for rich alphas (who are actually mental midget betas) with big dicks, washboard abs, and are bad at video games. Those clowns don't even watch anime! loving dumb slut bitches (oh god pleeeease gently caress me, pleeease please please pleaaase).

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Speaking of Overwatch, check out this meltdown.

https://imgur.com/a/m29Od

My favorite comic about how weird people get about excusing stupid designs for the sake of fanservice is this one.

http://cdn.themis-media.com/media/global/images/library/deriv/998/998987.png

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Lottery of Babylon posted:

In defense of ephebophilia, or as I call it the way of nature.
submitted 8 months ago * by BornToBeIncel [You MADE me this way.]

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Pot Of Shoe posted:

Hey, if you're going to be an unredeemable poo poo bag might as well go whole hog! Also, you gotta love that these guys are so confused about why no one wants to gently caress them. I mean CLEARLY it's because the 21st century feminazi womyn are all entitled shallow sluts who only uncross their legs for rich alphas (who are actually mental midget betas) with big dicks, washboard abs, and are bad at video games. Those clowns don't even watch anime! loving dumb slut bitches (oh god pleeeease gently caress me, pleeease please please pleaaase).

[–]BornToBeIncel
>> A lot of women in porn are feminist too.
Then they are the only feminist women I respect, because at least they use their bodies in SOME WAY to get me off.
The rest of you do NOTHING. Nothing but complain about how unfair it is that the richest, whitest of men have all the power. Newsflash, if you don't want them to have all the power, STOP SLEEPING WITH THEM. Sleep with empathetic, mild mannered, non-materialistic, intellectual men like myself. Privilege would erode in a week.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I want to throw up on this guy's head.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I want to throw up on this guy's head.

[–]BornToBeIncel
If a feminized society is Nazi Germany, incels are the jews.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


A fair reaction but perhaps not the best one considering the source... then again mods.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

EmmyOk posted:

A fair reaction but perhaps not the best one considering the source... then again mods.

I couldn't remember what it was from but a disgusted Andy Samberg face pretty much summed up my feelings. Then I did remember and went to change it, and you had already quoted me. :mad:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Jun 23, 2016

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I couldn't remember what it was from when I posted it, then I did remember and went to change it, and you had already quoted me. :mad:

Edit everyone's posts.

robotsinmyhead
Nov 29, 2005

Dude, they oughta call you Piledriver!

Clever Betty
I legit wanna hear that guy's rendition of what his "full appreciation of a woman" would look like. Campy, Rom-Com level poo poo with long walks on the beach? Copious amounts of what he's read and assumes to be 'chivalry'?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Seriously that ephebopedophilia post is loving disgusting.

e: here is an idiot on social media that doesn't make me (as) angry



:sharkout:

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 19:57 on Jun 23, 2016

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
My favorite part of legit incel dumbfucks is the rage they fly into when you point out that their situation is hardly involuntary because they can choose to do things like bathe once in a while, buy some shirts without Hatsune Miku on them, and maybe eat one instead of two bags of pizza rolls as an afternoon snack

The litany of excuses for why they can't or shouldn't go for a jog once in a while or whatever is a majestic chorus of angels, washing away any minor regrets I have about waiting until the weekend to tend to the lawn or not finally tossing a pair of worn-out socks.

The grass may be slightly longer than my neighbor's and these socks might be a bit threadbare but holy poo poo at least I'm not that guy

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Seriously that ephebopedophilia post is loving disgusting.

You don't understand, though. Please read this post and understand. Just because he wants to gently caress somebody underage doesn't mean he wants to gently caress a child. Just a "tight [...] teenage female". Please try to understand.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Where's Human Week? #AllAnimalsMAtter

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

SpacePig posted:

You don't understand, though. Please read this post and understand. Just because he wants to gently caress somebody underage doesn't mean he wants to gently caress a child. Just a "tight [...] teenage female". Please try to understand.

All of his adjective choices make my skin crawl :negative:

e: the Pringles company is the idiot here

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 20:08 on Jun 23, 2016

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Lottery of Babylon posted:

[–]BornToBeIncel
>> A lot of women in porn are feminist too.
Then they are the only feminist women I respect, because at least they use their bodies in SOME WAY to get me off.
The rest of you do NOTHING. Nothing but complain about how unfair it is that the richest, whitest of men have all the power. Newsflash, if you don't want them to have all the power, STOP SLEEPING WITH THEM. Sleep with empathetic, mild mannered, non-materialistic, intellectual men like myself. Privilege would erode in a week.

first you are the women
then you get the incels
then you get the power

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Seriously, I am hoping that that ephebopedophilia dude is on some kind of police watch list.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in











all from the same person :patriot:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

well, SOMEONE's been watching Cronos

china bot has a new favorite as of 21:25 on Jun 23, 2016

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Lionesses hunt in packs, that porcupine is screwed regardless of his quills, as he can only protect one flank at a time. The zebra had a chance of outrunning the lioness.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

drat I think this guy is gonna change his opinion now.

A few people I know posted this

https://www.facebook.com/HigherPerspective/videos/1245392452159738/

e: In short a person who lived healthily as possible has 3 types of cancer and the dude who lived LIFE TO THE MAX is 81 and as healthy as a 20 year old.

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 21:08 on Jun 23, 2016

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

A shameful lady.

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Lottery of Babylon posted:

In defense of ephebophilia, or as I call it the way of nature.
submitted 8 months ago * by BornToBeIncel [You MADE me this way.]


Tokaii is still alive and posting somewhere.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Is predators waiting on a porcupine to unball itself so they can kill it a thing they do or is that just something fictional that was in White Fang?


trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Lottery of Babylon posted:

WRONG. Someone forces you to eat or drink, it might be painful... but a person being deprived of food and water is going to DIE.

Sex is a basic need and fundamental RIGHT.
comments: WHY ARE WOMEN DENYING ME 30-45% of WHAT MATTERS IN LIFE

Thanks, LoB.

robotsinmyhead posted:

I legit wanna hear that guy's rendition of what his "full appreciation of a woman" would look like. Campy, Rom-Com level poo poo with long walks on the beach? Copious amounts of what he's read and assumes to be 'chivalry'?
It looks like him taking her for granted when she behaves and dumping emotional manipulation on her when she doesn't because he's incapable of dealing with life and reality and other human beings. Maybe it would be better if we screamed that at them every time they said anything.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Lottery of Babylon posted:

In defense of ephebophilia, or as I call it the way of nature.

Jesus loving christ

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I want to throw up on this guy's head.

Isn't barfing on someone bird language for "I like you"?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I feel a little bad for those incel types because if they finally do get laid they're going to realize nothing is different about them.

The whole Ephebbabebbababbyphile thing used some disturbing language and it all makes me wonder if these guys are more self aware then they act; that they're horrible people and the only way they're getting laid is by a teenager too naïve to know better.

The funny thing is that if being a virgin is so upsetting to them, they could talk about how society does put a lot of emphasis on sex haver= normal sane person and there are plenty of lonely late bloomers out there. It's also probably true the longer someone doesn't become intimate with someone for the first time, the harder and more awkward it's gonna be.

But because they don't seem to emphasize this it just seems like run of the mill self loathing and misogyny.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



loving adolescents is natural, just like living in a cave and dying of untreated infections! Are you going to argue with science?

epic bird guy
Dec 9, 2014

Digging through that guys posts I'm pretty sure its a troll. A parody, if you will.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

''I don't know how to function as an adult and I don't care to learn so I want to bang children who don't know any better''

- that incel creepshow

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Well his username is accurate as he should be in a cell forever

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



NotAnArtist posted:

''I don't know how to function as an adult and I don't care to learn so I want to bang children who don't know any better''

- that incel creepshow

Uh if you are going to come at me it should be with sound SCIENCE. They aren't children as I already explained, and the concept of adolescence as a distinct phase is actually very modern, not that long ago anyone over the age of reason was an adult, and furthermore

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



Found this when looking for content please add to OP

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Mak0rz posted:

Isn't barfing on someone bird language for "I like you"?

I think so. The bird I know will occasionally just walk over to someone and barf up some food for them, it's gross as hell. Sometimes she'll just barf up a snack and eat it again. I don't know what's up with that bird.

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That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009






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