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FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Orange Red Bull posted:

shut up idiot it wasnt my question

you got chickenwing on ignore?

i wish!

you're still dumb though

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brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Who cares about cooking poo poo when you could be watching the britbongs bail from the EU :laugh:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
a post that isnt sucking off pl and ph wow brexit is a christmas miracle

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011






Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
Fine I'll concede that the cooking of meat is not my field of expertise.

Also yes I do prefer the little meat I do eat to be well done. And after it's well done, give it some extra time just to be sure and to give it a nice crispy surface. I can't stand it when cooked meat is all red inside with red "blood looking" stuff pouring out. Makes me cringe.


Edit: I know it's just juices but it's still gross.


Sous Vide just looks so unmanly... It takes all the romance out of cooking meat...

Zephyrine fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jun 24, 2016

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




In greasy casinos and online games news somebody actually brought a suit

http://www.polygon.com/2016/6/23/12020154/counter-strike-csgo-illegal-gambling-lawsuit-weapon-skins-valve

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

Zephyrine posted:

Fine I'll concede that the cooking of meat is not my field of expertise.

Also yes I do prefer the little meat I do eat to be well done. And after it's well done, give it some extra time just to be sure and to give it a nice crispy surface. I can't stand it when cooked meat is all red inside with red "blood looking" stuff pouring out. Makes me cringe.

Red meat is, generally, much tastier the less it is cooked. I recommend you try a rare or medium-rare steak next time you're at a mid-to-high range restaurant.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
lol if you eat raw meat like a savage

g*d gave us fire for a reason

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Red meat is, generally, much tastier the less it is cooked. I recommend you try a rare or medium-rare steak next time you're at a mid-to-high range restaurant.

I have tried. It's not my thing. I dislike the texture and the pink look makes it look raw which makes me uncomfortable eating it. I prefer meat very well done with plenty of spices, sauces and other condiments.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av
:barf:

Also, person who can only eat bricked meat opining on sous vide as a cooking method

:allears:

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.

avatarinwin posted:

lol if you eat raw meat like a savage

g*d gave us fire for a reason

Actually I think you'll find that fire was stolen from the heavens and that's why it escapes all over the Californian countryside every summer.

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
Crossposting from the TDB thread because it's applicable once again wrt retarded Neo-Nazi Turncoat McRedditPosts' opinions on red meat:

Syndic Thrass posted:

I love talking poo poo to anyone who deserves it and also I'm super down with what TDB guys are doing. That's freaking great. It's not for me but I love that yall love it.

Every one of your posts, Angelique Douchecanoe, even and especially the ones you dress up to be like "oh I'm just saying a thing I think, not being a mouthpiece of someone's narrative", just reak of bait fish and you're so loving stupid that you don't get that even the dumbest of retards who bite on anything don't engage you because your argument always boils down to "Lol gewns amirite".

Just shut the gently caress up forever because no one cares what you have to say. Everytime I see some new posts itt I'm like "oh loving yes those stupid nerds took somebody's poo poo" but it turns out you just said some stupid off the wall thing in the ~anti goon alliance~ thread and a bunch of people, including the people Who's thread you're bashing whomever in, come in like "wait nah shut the gently caress up retard"

So kindly please shut the gently caress up forever you goddamn retard.

PS those "gross blood like juices" are the only sauce you should need with a well cooked steak. And also yeah it was a cow. Cows have blood. Is it the core concept of meat you fail to understand, or....?

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
it's not blood though

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
It is interstitial fluid, a different bodily fluid that is not blood, and it is good.

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011
but the fact that it looks like blood is what grossed her out, i just dont find it surprising that my chuck of cow consists of things that are inside a cow.

Syndic Thrass
Nov 10, 2011

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

it's not blood though

Kazak_Hstan posted:

It is interstitial fluid, a different bodily fluid that is not blood, and it is good.

Syndic Thrass posted:

PS those "gross blood like juices" are the only sauce you should need with a well cooked steak.

:agreed:

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
It looks like blood in so far as it's kinda red



blood is thick as hell and either super bright or darkish maroon, but again it's got depth to it, like whole milk vs extra dilute skim

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus
I know it's nor blood. My mother spent over a decade arguing that. But it still looks gross and tastes questionable.

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

avatarinwin posted:

lol if you eat raw meat like a savage

g*d gave us fire for a reason

Man took gods fire and applied it to gods animals and so improved on his original work.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Zephyrine posted:

I know it's nor blood. My mother spent over a decade arguing that. But it still looks gross and tastes questionable.

you have the dumbest brains in history

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you have the dumbest brains in history

Meat has no use for juices anyway. That's what sauces are for.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

you have the dumbest brains in history

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I've been pretty quiet about this so far, but could you please go be wrong about things somewhere else now?


edit: fuckin' deadtear get outta my postin way. :argh:

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Zephyrine posted:

Meat has no use for juices anyway. That's what sauces are for.

I've never known you to be right about anything before but...




























This post is no different.

Dalael fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jun 24, 2016

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Zephyrine posted:

Meat has no use for juices anyway. That's what sauces are for.

How do you feel about Hot Dogs?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Probably slathers them with ketchup

Zephyrine
Jun 10, 2014

This is what meat is supposed to be like, dingus

Xolve posted:

How do you feel about Hot Dogs?

Closer to a vegetable than a meat dish. I prefer sausages with herbs and spices in.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Zephyrine posted:

Closer to a vegetable than a meat dish. I prefer sausages with herbs and spices in.

quote:

A sausage consists of meat, cut into pieces or ground, and filled into a casing, with other ingredients. Ingredients may include a cheap starch filler such as breadcrumbs, seasoning and flavourings such as spices, and sometimes others. The meat may be from any animal, but is often pork, beef, or veal.

Just like vegetables.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Hotdogs with ketchup count as 2 servings of vegetables in Sweden.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:

Zephyrine posted:

Meat has no use for juices anyway. That's what sauces are for.

:psyboom:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013


This smilie is too juicy and therefore needs to be cooked until it stops being juicy.

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Carth Dookie posted:

This smilie is too juicy and therefore needs to be cooked until it stops being juicy.

Meh, just soak it in water and lye until it no longer resembles anything with flavor.

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i dont need flavor in my food so i subsist purely on soylent

ApocalypseMeow
Mar 4, 2008

I love the smell of Catnip in the morning....Smells like Victory.

Zephyrine posted:

Meat has no use for juices anyway. That's what sauces are for.

I weep for humanity every time someone puts ketchup on a burnt steak

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

ApocalypseMeow posted:

I weep for humanity every time someone puts ketchup on a burnt steak

Or A1

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
The Trick is put the A1 in the sous vide bag before you cook it

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
Working on line in a mid-high end restaurant taught me two things: the Chef will personally hate you if you send a steak back to "keep cooking," and at least one person on the line is on coke at any given time.

ploots
Mar 19, 2010

Xolve posted:

Meh, just soak it in water and lye until it no longer resembles anything with flavor.

:coolfish:

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Working on line in a mid-high end restaurant taught me two things: the Chef will personally hate you if you send a steak back to "keep cooking," and at least one person on the line is on coke at any given time.

sorry that the chef you worked with was a over sensitive baby

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
The only places you should ever worry about steak going to give you any food poisoning is if you go to like, a Ponderosa or Texas Road House or something like that. If you're the kind of person who goes to these restaurants anyway you're probably someone who unironically will go to Applebees for any reason and that's problem enough.

The only way you can get sick from eating raw steak is if it's handled incorrectly or the cow itself was sick (there's tons of safeguards before beef ever gets to the chopping block if the latter is true). Chances are if you get sick eating steak at home it's because you probably took a poo poo, didn't wash your hands, then dropped it on the floor and didn't even bother to cook it for any amount of time at all on a hot grill. If you get sick at a restaurant it's because you need to choose higher quality restaurants.

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