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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/ChipCheezum/status/743588662957334528

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Kheldarn posted:

I read all of the judge's lines in Fred Gwynne's voice.

I read them all as Foghorn Leghorn.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

A town called Beaver?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Elsa posted:

A town called Beaver?

If not then I think I've finally figured out their secret sauce.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Elsa posted:

A town called Beaver?
You'd think they'd have gone with "Beaver, UT" given the huge spacing between the letters on the last row. It's almost as if someone was hoping nobody would notice.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Haaa Beaver, UT. Where the pun never stops

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

This morning I saw truck go past this morning carrying long, flat, white rectangles wrapped in plastic with "CSR" printed on them, so if sugar billets are a thing then I can believe cheese ingots are.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hyperlynx posted:

This morning I saw truck go past this morning carrying long, flat, white rectangles wrapped in plastic with "CSR" printed on them, so if sugar billets are a thing then I can believe cheese ingots are.

SMELT CHEESE CANCELED: NEED FLUX CAPITALISM

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Hyperlynx posted:

This morning I saw truck go past this morning carrying long, flat, white rectangles wrapped in plastic with "CSR" printed on them, so if sugar billets are a thing then I can believe cheese ingots are.

Ehhh afraid not, the "sugar refining company" mainly makes plasterboard these days.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Is that an in-ground trampoline?

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great

Lady and the Tramp'

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Dienes posted:

Is that an in-ground trampoline?

Yes, they're very common in holiday homes

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

RJWaters2 posted:

Lady and the Tramp'

:pusheen:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

What was it supposed to say? I'm drawing a blank here.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


BiggerBoat posted:

What was it supposed to say? I'm drawing a blank here.

Either Fizz or Jazz would work, depending on the typeface. Probably 'Fizz' with a stylized f.

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

Waffle Conspiracy
May 21, 2002

Jane Goodall watches me pee!

BiggerBoat posted:

What was it supposed to say? I'm drawing a blank here.

i think they meant jizz -- to some it doesn't mean jism.
http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/06/video-espns-tommy-smyth-says-soccer-player-doesnt-jizz

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


BiggerBoat posted:

What was it supposed to say? I'm drawing a blank here.

The slogan is "fizz".

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Poldarn posted:

This was posted in another thread so enjoy how sovereign citizen rhetoric works in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI

"I do not consent, I do not consent, AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

It will never not be funny.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Hollismason posted:

"I do not consent, I do not consent, AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

It will never not be funny.

It's also great that Sov Cits use the same videos and talk about how they brutally owned the police as they get manhandled to the ground.

Rick_Hunter has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Jun 24, 2016

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.
Hahahahaha

Sovcit: "Call the police!"
Police: "We ARE the police"
Sovcit: "Call a lawyer!"
Wife: "Which one??"

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
In Sovcit Russia, lawyer calls YOU

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Hollismason posted:

"I do not consent, I do not consent, AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

It will never not be funny.

there is nothing better

I could have a speeding ticket

but no I think I'll get arrested today

YAY

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Those sample mini tents are perfect for when I take my cat camping. It will keep the rain off its fur so the bear's meal will be dry

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Is that Russell Crowe David Mitchell?

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Bored posted:

I read them all as Foghorn Leghorn.

Fred Gwynne is the correct answer.

"Suck my dick!"
"Overruuuled."

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I don't get what's funny unless I imagine the elephant as an angry Cthulhu. Ears for eyes etc.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I don't get what's funny unless I imagine the elephant as an angry Cthulhu. Ears for eyes etc.

IDGI either. I had to look it up and it may have something to do with Alabama. Maybe the fedora or houndstooth is hilarious in a different culture?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sure it's a weird and dumb cake but I'm not laughing :colbert:

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress Alabama

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Rather.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I still chuckle because Crimson Tide is also known as that time of the month

edit: Roll Tide is a strange way to celebrate that event

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

IT'S A HOUNDSTOOTH FEDORA!!!!!!!!! LOLOL!

Edit: Apparently 'Can I get a roll tide' is some kind of Alabama + football + Support The Troops circlejerk that only true 'Bama fans will get. I think I'll stick with finding the fedora humorous, it's easier.





dumb. has a new favorite as of 05:03 on Jun 25, 2016

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

I don't get what's funny unless I imagine the elephant as an angry Cthulhu. Ears for eyes etc.

Is there a little ghost smilie for Bear Bryant? :iiam:

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