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Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS

Wonderllama posted:

He's not the fastest, hes not the biggest, he's not the best defensively, he's not the best offensively, but he's the Canucks pick. And you know what? That's fine.

I absolutely loved all the disclaimers to this pick

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Olli Who?-levi

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Wonderllama posted:

He's not the fastest, hes not the biggest, he's not the best defensively, he's not the best offensively, but he's the Canucks pick. And you know what? That's fine.

That was the best description of a player drafted 5th overall ever.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/tsnjamesduthie/status/746491377828139008

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Starsfan posted:

oh my bad.. I had him confused with Logan Stanley. The Jamie Oleksiak of 2016.
now theres a big useless plug.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

We cannot rule out that Benning is perhaps a lesser trickster demon awakened by the riot, right?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Why the gently caress didn't you trade down if you weren't going to take Puljujarvi anyway...?

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




I want someone to come up and say "gently caress Buffalo, we hate you." The reaction would be great.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Flames make the obvious pick. Booooooooooo :mad:

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Matthew Tka-ching

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

The Flames jersey still looks like garbo

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

2016th first round pick.

turbo sex bat 4000
Mar 12, 2001

do you know what the waiting lists are like even to get into an apprentice jerksmanship
why would the canucks draft a power forward when they're just going to pay lucic 7 million dollars anyway

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Grimby posted:

The Bruins have basically destroyed the entire Canucks organization and their fans hope of a Cup win in the next 50 years. I approve.

The long game is playing out perfectly. :getin:

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Wonderllama posted:

He's not the fastest, hes not the biggest, he's not the best defensively, he's not the best offensively, but he's the Canucks pick. And you know what? That's fine.
he falls down a lot, he cant tie his own laces, hes afraid of the sound the zamboni makes

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

brown is good but him going super high was the issue. he actually scored at a high level clip, unlike a lot of giants in years past.

Yeah this is the thing. Brown is fine. He's just not the bpa right here. He was going top 15 no matter what though and he may end up being the best of the bunch. He's also probably got a really high floor as a son of an NHLer.

Also man for as much as the columbus pick is bad Jarmo was a great scout and is from Finland. I'd be at least a bit concerned about puljarvi. Especially because Edmonton and high pick luck.

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you
Lol Keith is fat

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
And the universe rights itself again

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
ahhh keith don't eat me!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

burke's hair is still a thing of amazement

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands
Now waiting for a trade/the caps i guess

I mean this is kind of boring right now

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Player Comp: Rob Gronkowski are you loving kidding me

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Almost commercial time. Do it now, because gently caress the Patriots.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




For gently caress's sake they're comparing players to people in other loving sports. :ughh:

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

CBJSprague24 posted:

Why the gently caress didn't you trade down if you weren't going to take Puljujarvi anyway...?

Because they thought Edmonton would take Dubois, presumably.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Yes Rob Gronkowski is a good comparable to Tkachuk

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
keith tkachuk once showed up to camp at 270 pounds

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Pungry posted:

Player Comp: Rob Gronkowski are you loving kidding me

Well, it's something new at least

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Let's compare a hockey prospect to fuckin' GRONK.

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
WTF is this?! I don't need to see loving Gronk get fellated in the off season in a different loving sport!

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

this hockey players plays like a football player

uhhhhhhhhhhhh ok?

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Pungry posted:

Player Comp: Rob Gronkowski are you loving kidding me
what in the gently caress.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Pungry posted:

Player Comp: Rob Gronkowski are you loving kidding me

cause hes a champion

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I bet this poo poo was Pierre's idea.

what the loving gently caress is wrong with you NBC/NHL?!?!?

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
First they get Monahan at 6 and then the Canucks gift them Tkachuk lol fuckkkk

turbo sex bat 4000
Mar 12, 2001

do you know what the waiting lists are like even to get into an apprentice jerksmanship

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

keith tkachuk once showed up to camp at 270 pounds

he was just gestating his son

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Sorry, you only give 100% that is not enough. 110% is the minimum allowed.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://twitter.com/frank_seravalli/status/746488796863139840

and now hes a flame :argh:

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
At least he didn't get compared to Ray Rice I guess

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yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

you suck so much vancouver

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