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Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Keg posted:

Trolls convinced him that he should be a transgender lesbian because then nobody could troll him by saying he's a closeted homosexual. Also he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color.

Don't forget the amazing trifecta of his dad dying from bed bug bites, him and his mom getting arrested & tried together, then their house burned down

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Keg posted:

Trolls convinced him that he should be a transgender lesbian because then nobody could troll him by saying he's a closeted homosexual. Also he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color.


Mob posted:

Don't forget the amazing trifecta of his dad dying from bed bug bites, him and his mom getting arrested & tried together, then their house burned down

Autism is a hell of of a drug.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Mob posted:

dad dying from bed bug bites

How does this even happen?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Vince MechMahon posted:

How does this even happen?

Bed bugs can cause heart problems. Burn your mattress.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

bro nakamura is ugly as hell

This is the dumbest thing youve ever said im literally shaking

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

hes better looking than busted-rear end ibushi but he sure as hell aint sanada

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Super No Vacancy posted:

hes better looking than busted-rear end ibushi
Get out

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

great body, flat face

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Super No Vacancy posted:

hes better looking than busted-rear end ibushi but he sure as hell aint sanada

sanada's too handsome to be a wrestler i dont want him to get hurt

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Nakamura is sexy as gently caress. Dude could be a literal baked potato and he'd still be a sexy motherfucker.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


He looks extremely weird but you definitely would

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lol

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

https://twitter.com/TheMarkBriscoe/status/702213778834853888

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

That intern was right

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.



Mark should tweet more often.

(The answer is carefully and with lots of peeing).

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Keg posted:

Trolls convinced him that he should be a transgender lesbian because then nobody could troll him by saying he's a closeted homosexual. Also he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color.

What

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Mob posted:

Don't forget the amazing trifecta of his dad dying from bed bug bites, him and his mom getting arrested & tried together, then their house burned down

:eyepop:

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



For the record, he and his mom got arrested because he tried to run over a man and kill him.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

The Hulkster knows a win when he sees it brother! Heil Hitler

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Let me tell you brother, when CM Punk is in that cage, that octagon, and brother, he's taking the beating of his life, all he has to do, brother, is look up, look up to the heavens. And brother, what is he going to see there? He's going to see the most powerful force in the universe, HULKAMANIA! And CM Punk, like any true HULKAMANIAC, he's going to climb on the Hulkster's broad back, and brother, he's going to rise up, and he's going to win, brother, because HULKAMANIA IS NEVER GONNA DIE!!!

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Keg posted:

Trolls convinced him that he should be a transgender lesbian because then nobody could troll him by saying he's a closeted homosexual. Also he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee because Sonic's arms were the wrong color.

Nah, nobody convinced him of that. He decided it all on his own.

He's also currently trying to solicit work as a prostitute.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Defiance Industries posted:

Nah, nobody convinced him of that. He decided it all on his own.

He's also currently trying to solicit work as a prostitute.

I'm convinced that the cabal of literal gangstalkers he has can talk him into doing anything by pretending to be a girl on the internet, including dressing like a woman and talking in a wavering falsetto.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Keg posted:

I'm convinced that the cabal of literal gangstalkers he has can talk him into doing anything by pretending to be a girl on the internet, including dressing like a woman and talking in a wavering falsetto.

Believe it or not, he's actually wised up to that play.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Defiance Industries posted:

Believe it or not, he's actually wised up to that play.

Didnt he just post a YouTube video of himself dry humping a blowup doll to demonstrate to a troll what he wanted to do with "her" like a month ago?

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Tbh at this point making fun of her is just sad.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Nah it's still hilarious to make fun of it

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I dont know who you all are talking about, is it one of those japanese wrestlers?

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Keg posted:

Didnt he just post a YouTube video of himself dry humping a blowup doll to demonstrate to a troll what he wanted to do with "her" like a month ago?

Yeah but there was an actual woman's voice involved at one point.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I dont know who you all are talking about, is it one of those japanese wrestlers?

Chris-chan, brother of Maria-chan

Edit: Oh my god, that hair
https://twitter.com/DailyAmbrollins/status/746716098905542656

AMReese fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Jun 25, 2016

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Nah it's still hilarious to make fun of it

Maybe don't call a trans person "it". I has some kinda negative connotations.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

the internet dogpiling on the mentally ill isn't funny

Corzaa
Aug 1, 2006


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

the internet dogpiling on the mentally ill isn't funny

Everybody loves a good meltdown. Remember when Britney Spears shaved her head and attacked people with an umbrella?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Corzaa posted:

Everybody loves a good meltdown. Remember when Britney Spears shaved her head and attacked people with an umbrella?

She was just getting into character for an eventually aborted reboot of the Schumacher-era Batman films, featuring her as the Penguin.

Optimist with doubt
May 16, 2010

Scoop Lover

:vince:

he knows...
Seriously this Chris Chan poo poo has always been gross and honestly we should be above that garbage by now.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I wish people would stop fat shaming Roman Reigns too, but that level of civility is just too much to strive for I'm afraid

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Marquis de Pyro posted:

I wish people would stop fat shaming Roman Reigns too, but that level of civility is just too much to strive for I'm afraid

The relentless abuse led poor Roman to drugs. #stopthehate

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

Optimist with doubt posted:

Seriously this Chris Chan poo poo has always been gross and honestly we should be above that garbage by now.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Big Coffin Hunter posted:

the internet dogpiling on the mentally ill isn't funny

I really wanted to turn this into a joke about Chyna doing porn but now I feel bad. :(

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Regrettable posted:

I really wanted to turn this into a joke about Chyna doing porn but now I feel bad. :(

Doesn't Sunny do porn now?

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/GoGoACH/status/746851966538625024

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