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what is a funnier joke The Rio Olympics or BREXIT
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Jun 25, 2016 17:39
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Brexit's humor is only going to last like what three days at most while Rio has been giving us humor for months and we haven't even reached the punchline yet. Plus it's one country breaking itself apart upon its own stupidity vs. another country giving small-headed children disease to the virile athletes that don't get murdered to spread across the planet. I think Rio wins here.
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Jun 25, 2016 17:47
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Mega64 posted:Brexit's humor is only going to last like what three days at most while Rio has been giving us humor for months and we haven't even reached the punchline yet. Also Rio has Miss Bum Bum, UK just had a bunch of crying ugly girls after the Brexit vote didn't go their way.
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Jun 25, 2016 17:53
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We need to recolonize Brazil to save the Miss Bum Bum contest
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Jun 25, 2016 18:04
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We need to isolate the "Nice rear end" gene from the Brazilians.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:12
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Johnny Aztec posted:We need to isolate the "Nice rear end" gene from the Brazilians. there's plenty of sillicone everywhere else
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Jun 25, 2016 18:16
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Sneakums posted:there's plenty of sillicone everywhere else Miss BumBum is wife material because she would be really good at moving furniture around the house https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ptDjATPMs
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Jun 25, 2016 18:19
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I love how the IOC and FIFA seem to be in a competition over who can award the shittiest applicant their event. "Yes, we are giving the games to a city filled with toxic cesspools for swimming and mosquitos that will create small-headed retard babies" "gently caress you, we're going to give the World Cup to a country where the government will give the money to their already-rich construction buddies and where hunting LGBT people is sport" "The Winter Olympics are being awarded to a nation who borders one that is run by a reclusive lunatic with nukes and satellites. Top that!" "World Cup in a desert nation where the stadiums have foundations made of migrant bodies and heat stroke for all athletes!" "poo poo, we've gone too far"
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Jun 25, 2016 18:42
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etalian posted:Miss BumBum is wife material because she would be really good at moving furniture around the house You wouldn't even have to help her open jars. She could just grip the lid with her thighs or butt and twist.
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Jun 25, 2016 18:51
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Kemar Bailey-Cole: Jamaican Olympian claims he has Zika virus http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/36631261
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Jun 25, 2016 19:07
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I wonder how many athletes will get the zika virus and if so, they'll lead to a generation of incredibly strong people with tiny heads and simple thoughts. A generation of super mutants.
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Jun 25, 2016 19:24
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vyst posted:what is a funnier joke The Rio Olympics or BREXIT Yes.
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Jun 25, 2016 19:24
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Viruswithshoes posted:Kemar Bailey-Cole: Jamaican Olympian claims he has Zika virus *Places stamp on Bingo sheet*
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Jun 25, 2016 19:26
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Depending on how hard an athlete gets hit with Zika or if they get gangrene from a dog bite and have to amputate a limb they could just stay in Rio for a bit and compete in the Special Olympics
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Jun 25, 2016 19:45
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Depending on how hard an athlete gets hit with Zika or if they get gangrene from a dog bite and have to amputate a limb they could just stay in Rio for a bit and compete in the Special Olympics That's the paralympics....but their kid could be in the special
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Jun 25, 2016 20:20
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Darth123123 posted:Why do goons make everything about a video game? It's really telling. There are only so many subforums to draw from Internaut! posted:"white men are to blame for everything, and if you think otherwise then you are a sheltered edgelord"
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Jun 25, 2016 20:25
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hemophilia posted:No. Stop this right now. Stop iT RIGHT NOW. GO TO D&D. SHOO.
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Jun 25, 2016 20:27
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im gonna get the squirt bottle, filled from the bay of rio, if you don't gently caress off cat
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Jun 25, 2016 20:30
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hemophilia posted:im gonna get the squirt bottle, filled from the bay of rio, if you don't gently caress off cat well that's a lovely way to treat someone
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Jun 25, 2016 20:50
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I kinda want to take some water from the Ganges and pour it into the Bay of Rio and just kinda see what happens.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:14
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I kinda want to take some water from the Ganges and pour it into the Bay of Rio and just kinda see what happens. This is how they create those viruses in the movies that turn people into psycho zombie beings like I Am Legend and 28 Days Later.
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Jun 25, 2016 21:26
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hemophilia posted:im gonna get the squirt bottle, filled from the bay of rio, if you don't gently caress off cat 
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Jun 25, 2016 21:28
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*brown man takes a poo poo* *gbs blames it on white oppression*
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Jun 25, 2016 21:57
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*white man is born on a first world country* *congratulates himself constantly for all his hard work and everything he did all by himself*
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Jun 25, 2016 22:52
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Serious Frolicking posted:*brown man takes a poo poo* That's more dnd behavior.
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Jun 25, 2016 23:03
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nerdz posted:*white man is born on a first world country*
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Jun 25, 2016 23:05
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nerdz posted:*white man is born on a first world country* Please catch MRSA and Zika
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Jun 25, 2016 23:27
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*brown man takes a poo poo* *watches it float away* *sees skull of grandfather bobbing beside it. poo poo is now holy*
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Jun 25, 2016 23:32
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nerdz posted:*white man is born on a first world country* *is constantly told what a dirtbag he is and everyone in his ancestry* *doesn't care because he's the only one not starving and covered in poo poo and flies*
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Jun 25, 2016 23:42
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gently caress everyone
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Jun 25, 2016 23:51
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:gently caress everyone 
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Jun 25, 2016 23:56
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:gently caress everyone Miss BumBums are the only pure souls on this godforsaken rock.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:05
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CrashCat posted:*white man is born in a first world country* don't worry if you live in the US what i said doesn't apply to you
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Jun 26, 2016 00:11
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okay, i'll admit it. as a white man, i put the poop in their butts.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:14
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The mission of the modern Olympics is to find countries ill prepared to host them and drive them economically into the ground with the crushing debt that comes from the hosting and building of facilities. Brazil was just next on the hit list.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:17
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etalian posted:can zika babies even speak? No, but they sure can fart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UwEQTME0oI
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Jun 26, 2016 00:17
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Adventure Pigeon posted:I kinda want to take some water from the Ganges and pour it into the Bay of Rio and just kinda see what happens. I'm thinking it would be something like the Octarius War in WH40K. Whoever wins, we lose.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:23
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eh there's no need to blame the white man for this, until like a bit over a century Brazil was not meant to be anything but a resource extraction point, not a place to live in unlike US where criminals and opportunists were looking for a second chance and there was a colonization and land distribution effort. in Brazil the colonization effort was basically give one state sized piece of land to each friend of the Portuguese crown Rio's sewage system is still the same from that time, now add thousands of houses in the favela with no plumbing in dangerous areas near the coast with a bay that holds in all sorts of waste forever, with a corrupt government that embezzles all the money that should go for the clean up efforts and you have this but of course these brown people just can't do anything right eh
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Jun 26, 2016 00:31
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WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:Rio Drug-Testing Lab Is Suspended by WADA holy poo poo lol
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Jun 26, 2016 00:32
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rich people ruin the environment like *this*, while poor people ruin the environment like *this*. a white man forced every person in a position of authority in brazil to steal everything they could get their hands on. that white man was me. and again, i put poop in all their butts. also slavs aren't white so i ruined eastern europe too.
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Jun 26, 2016 00:42
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