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Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things
I learned the spell 'deboning' and was told to turn to 81

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Odysseus S. Grant
Oct 12, 2011

Cats is the oldest and strongest emotion
of mankind
I got +1 expertise and turn to 81.

Obscil
Feb 28, 2012

PLEASE LIKE ME!
It told me to turn to page 133 and I got the counter spell.

HBar
Sep 13, 2007

1>4>18>9>12>15, learned Deboning, turn to 81.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Obscil posted:

It told me to turn to page 133 and I got the counter spell.

Yeah same here!

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Got page 133

Blasphemaster
Jul 10, 2008

Page 81, friendopolis must grow to include all unions in an alliance of management-slaying.

Blasphemaster fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jun 26, 2016

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

I got Turn to 133, Hardmod bears a grudge against the One Bone Union and nothing I'm saying is helping. :smith:

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I passively let him let it all out, 81 no items/bonuses. I hope another path wins out but I had fun.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

Outrail posted:

I'm terrible at diplomacy and got told to turn to page 81.

No stats or items. Being a passive wetfoot is no way to go through life.

:same:

I'm a wishy washy wuss and got this, too.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice
81, learned deboning.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
I de-bonedand turn to 81.

JohnnySmitch
Oct 20, 2004

Don't touch me there - Noone has that right.
I got p81 and deboning!

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Derek Dominoe posted:

81, learned deboning.

This my first try. I eventually got everything

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Zore posted:

I learned the spell 'deboning' and was told to turn to 81

this is what I got too

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Cathulhu posted:

I got +1 expertise and turn to 81.

:yeah:

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
81 and deboning

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cathulhu posted:

I got +1 expertise and turn to 81.

same

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Cathulhu posted:

I got +1 expertise and turn to 81.

I got this too

Cascade Failure
Jan 8, 2010

Derek Dominoe posted:

81, learned deboning.

Same here.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
First run through for giggles got me 81 and nothing. Real play through got me 81 and deboning.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

Modus Pwnens posted:

I passively let him let it all out, 81 no items/bonuses. I hope another path wins out but I had fun.

Same.

Although the back alley fight path was probably the best one.

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
+1 Expertise and 81

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



JohnnySmitch posted:

I got p81 and deboning!

Me too.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
Learned deboning and sent to page 81. :hb:

December Octopodes
Dec 25, 2008

Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
I got sent to 133 and got diddly squat.

Fellbat
Feb 23, 2014

December Octopodes posted:

I got sent to 133 and got diddly squat.

This is what we get for trying to be decent in a two fisted fantasy, almost as if Skull had/has a grudge against everything.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Spell of deboning and go to page 81. That was a neat little adventure.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

81 (parlaying with the union) with de-boning has it. That's a useful spell. I'll have an update at some point tonight after I chase down the bits we need.

If you backed Star Bastards on Kickstarter it should be in your inbox in the next hour or so

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

If you backed Star Bastards on Kickstarter it should be in your inbox in the next hour or so

Got it and already looked through the cards. Very nicely done.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
133

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Last time we did the expansion and managed to get Hardmod to chill out.

We also picked up a neat spell:



and we move on to 81:



How do we get out of this mess?

Here's the adventure sheet:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
You're not helping Bill!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
>Pick a bone with Bill, and

De-Bone the "One Bone Union," making it the "One Union."

> Unify all unions as ONE!

:hb::hb::hb::hb::hb:
:megadeath:

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Defuse the situation by negotiating a deal between the OBU and Hardmod

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

>Pick a bone with Bill, and

De-Bone the "One Bone Union," making it the "One Union."

> Unify all unions as ONE!

:hb::hb::hb::hb::hb:
:megadeath:

99% of magic is pun-based, do this

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

>Pick a bone with Bill, and

De-Bone the "One Bone Union," making it the "One Union."

> Unify all unions as ONE!

:hb::hb::hb::hb::hb:
:megadeath:

The ONE true option!

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Poland Spring fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Jun 27, 2016

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


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Poland Spring posted:

"The only boss I see around here is you, Bill. I hate tibia prick but unless you want the SKU running this op I suggest you offer my friend a contract or go bone yourself. I'm sure your compatriots would hate to be ribbed of the opportunity to work because you had to swing your pelvis around like you owned the place."

Edit: I'm all for beating the poo poo out of this guy but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

I guess pick a fight but in a way that we just have to fight this guy

Sold.

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Poland Spring posted:

I hate tibia prick
but let's at least try not to gently caress up our success in the flashback

Yeah let's give Big Bill the Bone Golem a fair shake (and a rattle!~) by splintering the tension with our humerus anecdote!

Failing that, a bone golem without the golem spirit attached for its programming is just a big stack of body parts for harvest, so-

Let's out-psych this "leaderless" troupe's trope. Just because Big Bill has more than one backbone it doesn't mean the Two-Bit Bobs are spineless!

>Share Flashback to settle tension
and/or
>Debunk Big Bill's "bossless" rhetoric
and/or
>Ask both Hardmod and Big Bill for their ideas on what to do with the adventurers

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