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IMJack posted:Quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! I don't like you and you don't like me, but help me pass this test and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
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Jerusalem posted:I don't like you and you don't like me, but help me pass this test and I'll get back to killing you with beer. You got it. No deer for a month!
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Root Bear posted:You got it. No deer for a month! D'oh! A deer! A female deer!
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Root Bear posted:You got it. They changed what "it" is, and now what's "it" is strange and frightening to me! AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUUU!
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Jerusalem posted:They changed what "it" is, and now what's "it" is strange and frightening to me! That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky. 
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Brexit special simpsons quote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5LeYDW2LsM
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Skeesix posted:Brexit special simpsons quote  Still warm...
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Root Bear posted:You got it. No deer for a month! I like pizza I like bagels I like hot dogs with mustard and beer I'll eat eggplant I could even eat a baby deer La la la la la la la la
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Jun 24, 2016 13:20
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:
Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here!
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Skeesix posted:Brexit special simpsons quote A LITTLE GOON IS LOSING FAITH IN DEMOCRACY!  Edit: I just realized the Speaker in the first and the Senator in the second are the same character 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs here! What do you do? Follow Boardroom Jimmy around?
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Jun 24, 2016 14:23
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TMMadman posted:What do you do? Follow Boardroom Jimmy around? He's putting my kids through college! 
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Root Bear posted:
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He's putting my kids through college! Buy me Steam Sale games or go to hell!
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Jun 25, 2016 00:16
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evilmiera posted:Buy me Steam Sale games or go to hell! E V I L M I E
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I was a political prisoner!
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Welcome to the EU, where nothing could possiblye go wrong. 
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Do you want to be like the real EU, or are you just going to squabble and waste time? 
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evilmiera posted:Buy me Steam Sale games or go to hell! Young man, in this thread, we use a little word called "please."
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Root Bear posted:Do you want to be like the real EU, or are you just going to squabble and waste time? [pounds shoe on desk]
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Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't even know he had a problem! What should I do?
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Do over Ham posted:Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't even know he had a problem! What should I do?  Ah,, you've done grand, Hammie Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down. Burn them All!
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Do over Ham posted:Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't even know he had a problem! What should I do? You know what you two need? A little comic strip called "Love Is" It's about two naked 8-year-olds who are married. 
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Do over Ham posted:Mother's gone too far -- she's put cardboard over her half of the television. We rented "Man Without a Face" -- I didn't even know he had a problem! What should I do? There's a lot of little tricks to it, things you should've learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave the milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:There's a lot of little tricks to it, things you should've learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave the milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window. 
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:There's a lot of little tricks to it, things you should've learned a long time ago. Such as, if you leave the milk out, it can go sour. Put it in the refrigerator or, failing that, a cool wet sack. And put your garbage in a garbage can, people. I can't stress that enough. Don't just throw it out the window. Boardroom Jimmy, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. Like when a sign says, "Do not feed the bears" man, you'd better not feed the bears.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Boardroom Jimmy, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. No, Ben! No! 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Boardroom Jimmy, when you get to be our age, you'll learn a few things. I'm sick of all these bear attacks! It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here!
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TMMadman posted:I'm sick of all these bear attacks! It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here! Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax!
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TMMadman posted:I'm sick of all these bear attacks! It's like a freakin' Country Bear Jamberoo around here! Well actually TMMadman I've been posting on these forums for 12 years and this is the first time I can rememb-
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Jerusalem posted:Well actually TMMadman I've been posting on these forums for 12 years and this is the first time I can rememb- That's specious reasoning, Jerusalem. By your logic, I could claim this quote is keeping moderators away.
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TMMadman posted:That's specious reasoning, Jerusalem. By your logic, I could claim this quote is keeping moderators away. .... explain how?
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Jerusalem posted:
It doesn't work. It's just a stupid quote. But I don't see any moderators around here, do you?
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TMMadman posted:It doesn't work. It's just a stupid quote. Who cares? With no moderators, I run this thread!   Um...carry on.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Who cares? With no moderators, I run this thread! It was worth sneaking into GBS, but those were some good quotes!
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TMMadman posted:It doesn't work. It's just a stupid quote. TMMadman, I want to buy your quote.
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