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VendaGoat posted:You look like a person I would have a wonderful time having a drunken conversation at a shared Christmas party. That is indeed my jam. I am the life of the boring office party. I would 100% get drunk and say insulting things about hockey to you NotAnArtist posted:A neck tattoo would certainly help detract from approachability. It's coming  my sleeves are done and I have grand plans for my chest and collar bones, which potentially will spread to parts of my neck.Tattoos also only add to my approachability because strangers are constantly touching me and asking invasive questions about them No hand tattoos though so you will always be tougher than me
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Mocking Bird posted:That is indeed my jam. I am the life of the boring office party. I would laugh and make jokes about modern culture.
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NotAnArtist posted:Welcome, friend, to the No Smile Club. Looking good and grim. And I mostly wear black, sometimes dark colors. I do look very grim! Mocking Bird posted:What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless You are adorably friendly! My neutral expression is bitchy af  I have like 3 smiling selfies in like 2 years. I do smile if someone else takes it, though!
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Mocking Bird posted:That is indeed my jam. I am the life of the boring office party. I'd fight you over the hockey. Aka not really. Aka I'm gonna upload some photobooth photos later
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Mocking Bird posted:What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless It's the high cheekbones. Also, we look enough alike to be stunt doubles. I don't have tattoos, but I do have lentigo, and people poke my spots.
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 I try for ToughCute but can only pull off cute. I'll never get a man. Edit: I can confirm high cheek bones do not help in trying to look unapproachable. Neither do big rosey jolly cheeks. Clinton1011 has a new favorite as of 10:25 on Jun 26, 2016 |
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Jun 26, 2016 10:22
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Looking good mang. The giant bowl of dark beer really sets off the tiny sunglasses. Preemptive: yes i know what foreshortening is but this is like 5 or 6 shortening
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Jun 26, 2016 10:31
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Okay that was way too much smarm in my post. Looking good, sincerely.
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Booger Presley posted:She's saying that girl's name is April and she's not a witch.  Get your poo poo together, Booger Presley.The Schwa posted:new glasses! The new glasses are also good and cute. You are also super cute. Mocking Bird posted:What about those of us that look friendly and approachable and like everyone's nice cousin even when we are not smiling and expressionless Like, this is basically what my face looks like when I'm not doing anything with it:  I can even manage to look bored/bitchy in a fuzzy bear robe with a goofy bird on my head.  It's just what my face does.  On a different, silly note, while browsing through my phone pics, I found a picture of the one time we used snow and beer to turn my car into a smiling unicorn:   Look at my Bernice. Such a happy and good car (if she wasn't having engine issues and her electronics worked on a regular basis  ).
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I wrote you a song and its title is the name of a month! Is it called April? That would have made much more sense 
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Been having a pretty lovely week, this thread has been cheering me up though. I definitely feel you guys on resting bitchface, mine is atrocious. timg]http://i.imgur.com/rpuz0ao.png[/timg] It's also been loving freezing here so my cat has been hiding under a blanket on the couch for most of the night.  She sticks her leg out like that due to being attacked by a dog when she was about a year old, she had the top of her femur removed as it was totally ruined and wouldn't go back in her hip. Apparently cats grow some pretty nice cartilage or scar tissue or something so now you wouldn't even know that leg was damaged, she gets around fine. Well, except for being a spoiled fat cat. I hope this was toughcute enough for the selfies thread.
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Korgan posted:timg]http://i.imgur.com/rpuz0ao.png[/timg] lol
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Here is a terrible mirror pic from work as I was getting ready to go home yesterday, with white guy half smile. (Thank you for making me aware of this phenomenon, I see I do it a lot now Must get dem teeth out!) Here is a pic of me in the Cayman Islands when I was like 23(?), so like 13 years ago. No facial hair. Yikes. 
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Jun 26, 2016 16:26
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Nice Agent Smith glasses, duder.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Nice Agent Smith glasses, duder. No one said I had any good fashion sense back then, Mr. Anderson.
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I had a black trenchcoat and sunglasses period in my teens, so I know what it's like. I thought I looked good, despite evidence to the contrary. No picture, sorry.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I had a black trenchcoat and sunglasses period in my teens, so I know what it's like. I thought I looked good, despite evidence to the contrary. No picture, sorry. Awww yeah, I had exited my trench coat phase a few years prior to that picture. It's never good when you go back and cringe at yourself.
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You rock that look! Clinton1011 posted:
You're really good at cute though  You look.... familiar. Schmeichy posted:
me irl right now adorable as always Hi Simon  Totally gorgeous! LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 16:50 on Jun 26, 2016 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I had a black trenchcoat and sunglasses period in my teens, so I know what it's like. I thought I looked good, despite evidence to the contrary. No picture, sorry. I still have my big rear end green trenchcoat in the closet(its useful when it rains, even if the wool makes me smell like wet dog)
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syscall girl posted:Okay that was way too much smarm in my post. smarm is accepted and appreciated, smart rear end remarks are what I live my life by. Oddly enough those aviators are actually really small compared to other pairs I own. They make my head feel giant and I know they won't fall off easy.
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I made friends with a penguin named Flippy today.   Flippy is cool as poo poo but one of her friends bit my shoelaces when I was trying to give him a fish 
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I made friends with a penguin named Flippy today. Thread over. You win.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I made friends with a penguin named Flippy today. Give me your life!
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Oh so you guys like birds?  Here's Flippy and her dude who attacked my kicks Apparently penguins will chase around a laser pointer just like your cat, but the look like tiny velociraptors whilst doing so
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Jun 26, 2016 20:22
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Oh so you guys like birds? eeeeeeeeee
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Apparently penguins will chase around a laser pointer just like your cat, but the look like tiny velociraptors whilst doing so Pics/video or it didn't happen (PLEASE have a video of this!!!)
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Great, now im dying. There is nothing cuter. End my life
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Here is my only really worthwhile achievement, my son: He makes everything better, all times and I love him
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You people are all far too attractive and/or functional seeming, I am super envious. I may have to find a picture of myself so I can bring the quality down to a realistic level for a while.
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WillOfTheGods posted:You people are all far too attractive and/or functional seeming, I am super envious. I may have to find a picture of myself so I can bring the quality down to a realistic level for a while. Do it, then people will try to help you/tell you that you are dumb for thinking so little of yourself.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:OH MY GOD.  WillOfTheGods posted:You people are all far too attractive and/or functional seeming, I am super envious.
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Oh so you guys like birds? Call the police and arrest this murderer. You have killed me with this post. Dead. Too loving cute.
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RFC2324 posted:Do it, then people will try to help you/tell you that you are dumb for thinking so little of yourself. Fair enough. Here's a couple of pictures from summer last year, when I was in a better place than I had been for a while.  A rare picture of me out of the house.  A selfie from inside my house! Then post-summer, stuff happens, depression sets in.  Christmas day with my nephew, note the depression beard. Bonus Christmas pictures of one of my cats, just because:   Yes, she did hate the ribbon. I'll try to remember to take some new pictures next time I have a shower and put on people clothes.
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WillOfTheGods posted:Fair enough. Here's a couple of pictures from summer last year, when I was in a better place than I had been for a while. I see no problems, and the fact that your house is/was that filled with flowers is incredible.
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RFC2324 posted:Pics/video or it didn't happen (PLEASE have a video of this!!!) poo poo. I didn't get video of the laser pointer. Have this clip of Flippy painting me a picture instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS0_E-SVEM4
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