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DOMDOM fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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Jun 27, 2016 01:59
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Oh my
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Jun 27, 2016 02:00
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DOMDOM posted:"Do you really think I'm pretty?" she asked, gasping mid-sentence I always assumed Neelix had a penis like a dog or cat that kind of slid out of a sheath but that doesn't seem to be the case here so my immersion is ruined. Still jacked it to completion though so 4/10.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:04
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Wasn't Naomi a literal child? AATrek re-reg account spotted.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:06
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Chomp8645 posted:Wasn't Naomi a literal child? She was another of those fast aging species that Neelix loved  Just looked her actress up  
Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Jun 27, 2016 |
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Jun 27, 2016 02:08
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jesus christ why does the first result of "neelix voyager erotica" involve pedophilia gotta vet my sources better 
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Jun 27, 2016 02:11
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Tectonis posted:She was another of those fast aging species that Neelix loved Yeah well Space Science aside sure Kes was played by an adult actress, but Naomi was an honest to goodness child played by a child onscreen. I do not like this.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:11
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DOMDOM posted:jesus christ why does the first result of "neelix voyager erotica" involve pedophilia already reported to the FBI, can't wait to see the news report about the "voyager-themed house"
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Jun 27, 2016 02:13
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you'll like my harry kim mask and tom paris shaped dildo
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Jun 27, 2016 02:15
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Jun 27, 2016 02:22
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Jun 27, 2016 02:27
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Automatic Slim posted:How many Voyager threads have there been? This is the second I know of and what gets me are the dozens of more compelling ideas like the one you just spitballed than what they came up with in 7 years by paid writers. The series would have been great (or at least a lot better) if they'd actually stuck to the premise of Voyager being on its own. Unnamed crew getting killed in other shows didn't matter because it was believable that Starfleet just sent some new red/yellow shirt grunts to replace them. On Voyager it should have been a big deal. Not only on a personal level, but the work that person did now has to be divided amongst the remaining crew. After a few deaths, things are going to be getting pretty tense just because everyone's overworked. "Yeah, I'd love to help you analyse that strange star, Captain, but I've got to repair our inexplicable biological circuits, clean the spooge out of the holodeck and arrest the seventh person today who's tried to kill Neelix." Still bugs me that the ship looked as good at the end of the series as it did at the beginning. It should have scarred and patched up. Internal bulkheads should have been getting cut up to patch the hull. It should have been a patchwork of parts from different races they'd encountered. It really takes no effort to come up with better ideas for Voyager, and so many of them just come from following through on the idea of one small ship, alone, having to cross an indifferent at best, hostile at worst chunk of galaxy.
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Jun 27, 2016 02:43
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DOMDOM posted:you'll like my harry kim mask and tom paris shaped dildo 
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Jun 27, 2016 02:45
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Sunswipe posted:The series would have been great (or at least a lot better) if they'd actually stuck to the premise of Voyager being on its own. Unnamed crew getting killed in other shows didn't matter because it was believable that Starfleet just sent some new red/yellow shirt grunts to replace them. On Voyager it should have been a big deal. Not only on a personal level, but the work that person did now has to be divided amongst the remaining crew. After a few deaths, things are going to be getting pretty tense just because everyone's overworked. "Yeah, I'd love to help you analyse that strange star, Captain, but I've got to repair our inexplicable biological circuits, clean the spooge out of the holodeck and arrest the seventh person today who's tried to kill Neelix." Also everyone onboard has dated everyone else onboard by season 3 at the latest and now everyone is really burnt out and tense and surrounded by ex's like the waitstaff at a small town Applebee's
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Jun 27, 2016 03:09
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Sunswipe posted:The series would have been great (or at least a lot better) if they'd actually stuck to the premise of Voyager being on its own. Unnamed crew getting killed in other shows didn't matter because it was believable that Starfleet just sent some new red/yellow shirt grunts to replace them. On Voyager it should have been a big deal. Not only on a personal level, but the work that person did now has to be divided amongst the remaining crew. After a few deaths, things are going to be getting pretty tense just because everyone's overworked. "Yeah, I'd love to help you analyse that strange star, Captain, but I've got to repair our inexplicable biological circuits, clean the spooge out of the holodeck and arrest the seventh person today who's tried to kill Neelix." Ronald Moore dissatisfaction with Voyager led him to make a very different tone for BSG, especially ideas like keeping ship damage and scars consistent over time.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:12
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Didn't they have janeway in one episode dress-up and act like a action hero and hunt giant amoeba or something through the ship? My god, that was stupid.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:13
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Police Automaton posted:Didn't they have janeway in one episode dress-up and act like a action hero and hunt giant amoeba or something through the ship? My god, that was stupid. Macrocosm It was like that Die Hard episode of TNG only terrible
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Jun 27, 2016 03:20
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I enjoyed that episode
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Jun 27, 2016 03:21
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It's funny how the lights would shut off during red alert. If anything it should be opposite, keep em dim for power conservation, turn em up when poo poo goes down.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:30
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Weren't the lights on board supposed to dim and brighten for daytime nighttime
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Jun 27, 2016 03:32
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Yes there was a night shift when the lights all dimmed and I guess the enterprise just got lucky 99.9 % that everything happened during day shift.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:33
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oldpainless posted:Yes there was a night shift when the lights all dimmed and I guess the enterprise just got lucky 99.9 % that everything happened during day shift.
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Jun 27, 2016 03:38
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Having touchscreens everywhere to operate a ship is a pretty dumb. Yea, LCARS looks cool but I can't imagine it's practical when your ship gets bumped by a gravitational anomaly or phaser fire. Read this thread and you can spot awful app users that rely on auto correct. Imagine trying to enter evasive maneuver beta 6 but you take a screenshot of the warbird that vapes you instead.
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Jun 27, 2016 05:25
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Temper Trudeau posted:Having touchscreens everywhere to operate a ship is a pretty dumb. But at least a car won't spray hot gasoline on you if something goes wrong. Also I never quite understood how LCARs was a functional UX. You mash some poo poo and contextually the screen changes a bit or you just talk to the computer?
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Jun 27, 2016 06:38
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Beverly managed to fly the whole ship by herself just by having a conversation with the computer in Remember Me, so I'm not sure why you'd have interfaces at all.
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Jun 27, 2016 06:51
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Keeps the ensigns distracted so they don't notice the rocks til it's too late
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Jun 27, 2016 06:55
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LCARS double up great as exploding conduits. Those nondescript jewel/candy like buttons from TOS were better. Much more descriptive sound effect than that cash register beep beep beep of TNG.
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Jun 27, 2016 07:00
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criscodisco posted:Beverly managed to fly the whole ship by herself just by having a conversation with the computer in Remember Me, so I'm not sure why you'd have interfaces at all. lcars is the future future autotype ios keyboard the doors and communicators, and therefore the rest of the computer, uses ftl processing to figure out the intentions of every single crew member before they express it. all any crew member has to do is confirm that the computer guessed what they wanted to happen, in case the computer doesn't get it right. the first guess is mapped to whatever finger is closest to the panel, and so on, and that's why you see people pressing buttons absent-mindedly, its just like clicking 'next, next, i agree, next' in an install wizard.
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Jun 27, 2016 07:01
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Temper Trudeau posted:Having touchscreens everywhere to operate a ship is a pretty dumb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMHAZwR-BdQ
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Jun 27, 2016 07:02
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Or maybe LCARS is just the visual equivilant of technobabble and trying to assign a true, unified scientific function to exactly how it works makes you as dumb as the aliens from Galaxy Quest. There's no deep explanation to it, it's just visual shorthand for "make the computer do what I'm talking about"
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Jun 27, 2016 07:14
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Automatic Slim posted:Those nondescript jewel/candy like buttons from TOS were better. Much more descriptive sound effect than that cash register beep beep beep of TNG. Also sometimes Uhura really worked that red one with her thumb like it didn't want to move and then it makes this satisfying clunk sound and I think "Oh man what if that ruby was the head of my cock?" and I think Kirk was thinking it too.
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Jun 27, 2016 07:24
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Sentient Data posted:Or maybe LCARS is just the visual equivilant of technobabble and trying to assign a true, unified scientific function to exactly how it works makes you as dumb as the aliens from Galaxy Quest. There's no deep explanation to it, it's just visual shorthand for "make the computer do what I'm talking about" i don't think you "get" star trek
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Jun 27, 2016 07:31
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Thanks now I'm going to watch Cause and Effect for the 10th time.
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Jun 27, 2016 07:59
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http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Sex
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Jun 27, 2016 08:21
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Tectonis posted:Sorry but this is wrong. This is actually a terrible moralizing episode about why the Prime Directive is super duper important and the aliens are dumb as poo poo. Sending the plans for reaction weapons to randos is a bad idea. The prime directive isn't all dumb all the time, it just really needs a bunch of EXCEPT WHENS at the bottom so you don't just watch from Ten Forward while a bunch of alien farmers get owned by an asteroid.
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Jun 27, 2016 19:41
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criscodisco posted:Also sometimes Uhura really worked that red one with her thumb like it didn't want to move and then it makes this satisfying clunk sound and I think "Oh man what if that ruby was the head of my cock?" and I think Kirk was thinking it too. 
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Jun 27, 2016 19:44
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Volcott posted:Sending the plans for reaction weapons to randos is a bad idea. The prime directive isn't all dumb all the time, it just really needs a bunch of EXCEPT WHENS at the bottom so you don't just watch from Ten Forward while a bunch of alien farmers get owned by an asteroid. That was all TNG's fault too and I have no idea why the producers went quasi-religious with it, going so far as to have Riker say "what if there's a ~*cosmic plan*~, what right do we have to alter that?" and it's like goddamn dude nobody's talking about beaming down and announcing yourself as the Archangel Gabriel in order to get them to adopt progressive taxation, it's just "hey we have the ability to save this civilization from being annihilated by a natural disaster they can't possibly cope with by themselves, in a way that leaves them totally unaware of our existence or actions, maybe we should lift a finger here and save a bunch of that 'life' poo poo we claim to care about"
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Jun 27, 2016 20:56
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But what if the planet they save grows up to be the next Hitler planet?
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Jun 27, 2016 21:00
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Big Mean Jerk posted:But what if the planet they save grows up to be the next Hitler planet? I just watched this episode last night with fake time traveling professor. Picard verbally bitch slaps him for using that stupid argument.
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Jun 27, 2016 21:06
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Chomp8645 posted:I just watched this episode last night with fake time traveling professor. Picard verbally bitch slaps him for using that stupid argument. I taped that episode on vhs back when Spike tv was TNN.
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Jun 27, 2016 21:09
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