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Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

treasureplane posted:

Lil' Abner (December 15, 1936)


"The Old Man" is a terrible nickname. You can do better, sir.

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Viivi & Wagner

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Johnny Walker posted:

I bet Bernice does no more than 15%, and she probably adjusts that for various server misconducts.
15% pre-tax, even. "It's standard!"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Cons

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

Why is her mouth locked into that...grin? Grimace? Whatever it is?

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

Why is her mouth locked into that...grin? Grimace? Whatever it is?

Botched Botox procedure.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Evil Mastermind posted:

I like to think that Working Daze is at least a solid contender.

Working Daze is absolutely the worst and that insufferable nerd couple should be flensed and impaled.

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H31kWjOdjhw

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Cowslips Warren posted:

His dumb geek wife is pregnant. She probably smells the same.

Some babies are born with drug addiction, some babies are born with AIDS. This baby will be born with a yeast infection.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County



Skippy (April 30, 1929)



Peanuts (July 2, 1968)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (June 26-27, 1929)





Thimble Theater (January 15, 1930)

Gloomy Rube
Mar 4, 2008



EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



No company makes tablets that would stop working from swatting a fly with them oh my gosh

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July
Pickles isn't often posted, but I wanted to share it today because today's is more "those darn kids don't know how good they have it!!!" than normal:

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Calvin and Hobbes






Ripley's

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Gloomy Rube posted:

No company makes tablets that would stop working from swatting a fly with them oh my gosh

Exactly. Ed's the reason they invented Gorilla Glass.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons



Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
The funny thing is every time I get to the Tinkersons my brain is convinced it's a continuation of the Geek Life strip above it for a moment.

e: okay it's not that funny, but it's still funnier than the two strips

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol: Hey what do you know I laughed at an IL strip!

F Minus



Mary Worth


Man! I tell you, people must line up at the newsstands on the days this feature is in the paper!

Rex Morgan MD



"!?!" indeed.

Secret Agent X-9



Their plan apparently was literally to leave about a dozen people alive on a burning ship. That's cold, or dumb, or both.

Apartment 3-G



Why is this happening?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"!?!" indeed.

Holy poo poo are we finally admitting that this is a shamefully dumb money laundering scheme?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Shugojin posted:

Holy poo poo are we finally admitting that this is a shamefully dumb money laundering scheme?

Rex ends up having to wear a wire for the FBI and in return for his assistance the Morgens' get all of the rich old lady's possessions and mansion.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"!?!" indeed.

Those don't look like "!?!" faces, unless "!?!" means "this is an embarrassing conversation and I wish it would end."

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



"!?!" indeed.
Holy poo poo, just when I think Rex Morgan, MD has fallen back into its usual grind of awarding fabulous prizes to entitled jackasses for doing absolutely gently caress-all, this happens. (Okay, the Morgans are probably still going to get an undeserved cut of the absurdly large and frankly unbelievable payday being given to the old horror comics artist, but who knows, maybe Beatty's going to pull the rug out from under that fantasy, too?)

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I am curious why there are at least two strips, Rex Morgan and Judge Parker, where the whole on going theme is "the stupidly rich get richer." Is this what the fans of the comic want? :confused:

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

It's not his fault that Brooke's writing makes you tune out after the first panel.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's aspirational bullshit. Like golf comics.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Good Listener posted:

I am curious why there are at least two strips, Rex Morgan and Judge Parker, where the whole on going theme is "the stupidly rich get richer." Is this what the fans of the comic want? :confused:

This is how I imagine the audience for these strips.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Good Listener posted:

I am curious why there are at least two strips, Rex Morgan and Judge Parker, where the whole on going theme is "the stupidly rich get richer." Is this what the fans of the comic want? :confused:

They used to both be written by hardcore Republican Woody Wilson. The RMMD artist Terry Beatty has now taken both writing and art duties and he's slowly overturning Wilson's Special Golden Child storylines. I enjoy this.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set takes a look in the mirror.


Working Daze asks the hard questions.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix beats a dead horse.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Moving. Spiritually enriching. Sublime. “High” art, or, Gasoline Alley


Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils


Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate


Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Odonata posted:

Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac


Can anyone find the animated version I made from this?

IIRC Thompson mentioned it once. :kiddo:

Kennel fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 29, 2016

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen

Kennel posted:

Can anyone find the animated version I made from this?

IIRC Thompson mentioned it once. :kiddo:

You're in luck. Imgur still has it up from your original post.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Pluggers

Kid Fenris
Jan 22, 2004

If someone is reading this...
I must have failed.

Johnny Walker posted:


Apartment 3-G



Why is this happening?

This entire story arc is amazing. It's like a soap opera strip written by Woman Against Feminism.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft



I made a post about how tired and unoriginal this joke was in a previous version of this thread three years ago.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
Huh, Evil-Eye Fleegle is also a Lil' Abner character, so it looks like Dick Tracy is really committing to regular crossovers with properties nobody alive remembers but probably should.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (June 28 and 30, 1958)





Peanuts: Year Five (February 14-16, 1955)





Presto
Nov 22, 2002

Keep calm and Harry on.
"Come to my place, where I don't give a poo poo about the kids at all!"

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rand Brittain posted:

Huh, Evil-Eye Fleegle is also a Lil' Abner character, so it looks like Dick Tracy is really committing to regular crossovers with properties nobody alive remembers but probably should.

Lil' Abner was terrible and I'm glad it's been forgotten

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Odonata posted:

Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate

Only the chocolate ones are called jimmies. The rainbow ones are sprinkles. :can:


Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



Outbursts of Everett True

That was quick.


And He Did.



Guess If They Are Married!



Whoops Sisters



Good Time Guy (click for big)

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ague Well, I had to look it up.

Dave’s Delicatessen (click for big)




Mopsy



Feiffer (click for big)



Jaf



Wee Pals (click for big)



Mr. Tweedy



Andy Capp (click for big)

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Slammy posted:

Whoops Sisters

Holy poo poo is the entire comic like this after they kill that kid?

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Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

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