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Coydog
Mar 5, 2007



Fallen Rib
Coming to a craigslist near you: Out of town for the day. Looking for a boardshorts biker to receive unsecured loads from this boat I'm lugging. Str8 lines only, no swerves.

Seriously, no other gear aside, I love how the story played up that something horrific like that left the rider with no serious injuries since he was wearing a helmet. HMMM it's almost as if there is a connection between safety gear and surviving an unexpected crash. Of course, maybe he just wore the helmet that day because he "expected to crash".

Also, I really wonder if my SV caught any sweet air like that in it's final crash. Similar style of crash, but the debris wasn't 2.5 ft high.

Coydog fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Jun 28, 2016

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
That's why you don't stick directly behind trucks with a load. :sigh: You should treat tailgating like anal sex, don't risk it if there could be an unexpected dump.

makka-setan
Jan 21, 2004

Happy camping.

Chichevache posted:

That's why you don't stick directly behind trucks with a load. :sigh: You should treat tailgating like anal sex, don't risk it if there could be an unexpected dump.

This is so true. Once while driving a car an entire bed flew off a trailer ahead of me. Luckily I had just started passing so I was already out of harms way, but that thing took off like a sail and landed 100 meters from the trailer. Scary poo poo.

But mostly I want to stay away from any nails, screws or other small debris that might fall off trucks and trailers.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Chichevache posted:

That's why you don't stick directly behind trucks with a load. :sigh: You should treat tailgating like anal sex, don't risk it if there could be an unexpected dump.

On a road with more than one lane there's no good reason to be on a bike and behind a truck unless it's like...sub-150cc.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
It would have been pretty sweet if he pulled that jump off

hot sauce
Jan 13, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Gullous posted:

It would have been pretty sweet if he pulled that jump off

Exactly what I was thinking.

Also, definitely a bad idea to follow any truck with a load of there are other lanes.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?
Rider might have been able to avoid but he was new so hard to fault him.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

nsaP posted:

Rider might have been able to avoid but he was new so hard to fault him.

Well, that's why the MSF has you do the emergency swerve drill. :v: There's a good three seconds between the yellow thing hitting the ground and the moment of impact. Plenty of time to get out of the way.

But yeah, in the article the guy says he'd only been riding for two weeks. Sucks.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010
I have two nice big scratches dead center in my visor that serve to remind me not to be behind other vehicles when possible. Took a pair or rocks to the visor within about a half second, scared the poo poo out of me.

They also helped convince my friend that riding visor up with goggles was a retarded idea.

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Beach Bum posted:

I have two nice big scratches dead center in my visor that serve to remind me not to be behind other vehicles when possible. Took a pair or rocks to the visor within about a half second, scared the poo poo out of me.

They also helped convince my friend that riding visor up with goggles was a retarded idea.

I have taken multiple rocks to my shoulders/arms and a bird to the knee. You never really notice how much poo poo hits you until you ride without a jacket.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I can attest that a dragonfly moving at full clip into the center of your visor carries enough force to make your neck hurt.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

June bugs. Are June bugs everywhere or just in the north? They are the size and density of a large and dried out milk dud. Ugly little buggers and when they hit your helmet it may as well be a rock, which is one of the many reasons I don't know how people ride without a helmet.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

I can attest that a dragonfly moving at full clip into the center of your visor carries enough force to make your neck hurt.

Maybe your tiny bird neck

Here4DaGangBang
Dec 3, 2004

I beat my dick like it owes me money!

Gorson posted:

June bugs. Are June bugs everywhere or just in the north? They are the size and density of a large and dried out milk dud. Ugly little buggers and when they hit your helmet it may as well be a rock, which is one of the many reasons I don't know how people ride without a helmet.

I'm guessing that what you guys call June bugs we call Christmas beetles down here, do they look like this?:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f1/a8/44/f1a844d34e8dc33bd93bf8319454c808.jpg

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Here4DaGangBang posted:

I'm guessing that what you guys call June bugs we call Christmas beetles down here, do they look like this?:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f1/a8/44/f1a844d34e8dc33bd93bf8319454c808.jpg

Yep, and it makes sense calling them Christmas beetles if you're in the southern hemisphere.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


clutchpuck posted:

Maybe your tiny bird neck

no u

Shadowlz
Oct 3, 2011

Oh it's gonna happen one way or the other, pal.



Gorson posted:

June bugs. Are June bugs everywhere or just in the north? They are the size and density of a large and dried out milk dud. Ugly little buggers and when they hit your helmet it may as well be a rock, which is one of the many reasons I don't know how people ride without a helmet.

I didn't even know these bugs existed until I went to electric forest this year. They were everywhere when the sun was setting. Just swarms of june bugs swooping down to "attack" you.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

Shadowlz posted:

I didn't even know these bugs existed until I went to electric forest this year. They were everywhere when the sun was setting. Just swarms of june bugs swooping down to "attack" you.

And they're so loving stupid too, which is the worst part about it.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

They are big, dumb, gross, and appear to serve no other purpose than to freak the poo poo out of humans and reproduce. Luckily they are only around here from about mid-May to July. It's nothing compared to the 17 year cicadas though, I was living in a suburb of Chicago in 2007 when they last made an appearance. The humanity!

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard
Avoid the prairie when the locust swarms are out.

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J31iyeDxfhI

This was genuinely entertaining.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Happy ending ahoy!

She got two tickets from the cop.

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Chichevache posted:

Happy ending ahoy!

She got two tickets from the cop.

Oh man, roundabouts confuse people so much here there's no way they can learn to zipper merge. It also requires people to not be selfish assholes.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

That dude coulda just gone around her tho. no need to instigate

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

A MIRACLE posted:

That dude coulda just gone around her tho. no need to instigate

He shouldn't have to. People intentionally doing dickish and dangerous things on the road should still be ticketed by cops. That lady either can't or won't merge safely, either of which should be documented so that she can hopefully be off the road permanently.

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


That's awesome. I love that the cop actually came and pulled her over for him.

Voltage
Sep 4, 2004

MALT LIQUOR!
As much as I love some justice porn or whatever you want to call it, that guy should have just bounced out of there and been on his way. I see so much absolute nightmarishly bad driving maneuvers in NYC that it's just not worth the fight. Just avoid avoid avoid is my main goal. Be constantly scanning and on the lookout for people who will merge into you without signals, etc. Zipper merging is a constant battle for first place here, cars will just roll into the shoulder at the end of the merge and will never settle for being behind someone else. Scolding people or trying to get a cops attention like that would be a complete recipe for disaster. you never know what kind of crazy gently caress you are dealing with in a road rage scenario.

Razzled
Feb 3, 2011

MY HARLEY IS COOL
Whether or not we would have or he should have, he did it for US

HE DID IT FOR US

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Voltage posted:

As much as I love some justice porn or whatever you want to call it, that guy should have just bounced out of there and been on his way. I see so much absolute nightmarishly bad driving maneuvers in NYC that it's just not worth the fight. Just avoid avoid avoid is my main goal. Be constantly scanning and on the lookout for people who will merge into you without signals, etc. Zipper merging is a constant battle for first place here, cars will just roll into the shoulder at the end of the merge and will never settle for being behind someone else. Scolding people or trying to get a cops attention like that would be a complete recipe for disaster. you never know what kind of crazy gently caress you are dealing with in a road rage scenario.

He seems to have survived his encounter with that terrible fiend.

The guy is responding to comments on the video. You should let him know that he's just as much a part of the problem as she is.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Voltage posted:

As much as I love some justice porn or whatever you want to call it, that guy should have just bounced out of there and been on his way. I see so much absolute nightmarishly bad driving maneuvers in NYC that it's just not worth the fight. Just avoid avoid avoid is my main goal. Be constantly scanning and on the lookout for people who will merge into you without signals, etc. Zipper merging is a constant battle for first place here, cars will just roll into the shoulder at the end of the merge and will never settle for being behind someone else. Scolding people or trying to get a cops attention like that would be a complete recipe for disaster. you never know what kind of crazy gently caress you are dealing with in a road rage scenario.

as someone that has been hit by an inattentive driver, gently caress you

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Maybe applying NYC driving culture to the rest of the country is a bad idea?

Koruthaiolos
Nov 21, 2002


Justice being served us cool and all, but gently caress crying to the police like a little bitch because somebody tried to cut you off.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

Koruthaiolos posted:

Justice being served us cool and all, but gently caress crying to the police like a little bitch because somebody tried to cut you off.

No, gently caress lovely drivers who need to be banned from the road for endangering other people's lives. If I can get someone nailed for careless driving you better bet I'll run a cam and call the cops.
I also call in drunks, am I a little bitch for that too?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Koruthaiolos posted:

Justice being served us cool and all, but gently caress crying to the police like a little bitch because somebody tried to cut you off.

So he should have broken her mirror and hosed off? Then she's just going to take it out on the next poor motorcyclist who doesn't move out of her way fast enough.

Or should we just ignore it and hope inattentive drivers stop killing riders?

Koruthaiolos
Nov 21, 2002


Beach Bum posted:

I also call in drunks, am I a little bitch for that too?

Yes.

Chichevache posted:

So he should have broken her mirror and hosed off? Then she's just going to take it out on the next poor motorcyclist who doesn't move out of her way fast enough.

Or should we just ignore it and hope inattentive drivers stop killing riders?

Much worse than that happens on my commute every day. If I called the cops every time someone did something slightly dumb I'd have them in speed dial. He left a huge gap in front of him, if I was a car I probably would have tried to merge there too. The only thing she did wrong was not speeding up enough before merging. :colbert:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Koruthaiolos posted:

Yes.


Much worse than that happens on my commute every day. If I called the cops every time someone did something slightly dumb I'd have them in speed dial. He left a huge gap in front of him, if I was a car I probably would have tried to merge there too. The only thing she did wrong was not speeding up enough before merging. :colbert:

You don't need to put 911 on speed dial. The number is super easy to remember.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I think it's a matter of time. Time is the only real currency anyone has, how much of your time do you want to spend going back and forth with an idiot and the police and so on so as to get your justice or w/e? If the injury to your wealth or person or character is big enough then yeah sink a shitload of time into it but in that case, where it's just another moron among tens of thousands of morons, it seems pointless. Even if every motorcyclist in the world made a concerted campaign to change people's driving behaviour that campaign would fail because fights against human nature always fail. One man by himself will do little more than take a random person from being apathetic toward bikes to telling all their mouthbreathing mates about how terrible bikers are because they get you tickets.

In that particular scenario I can't help but think that the time it would take to get justice is far in excess of what that justice is worth to me compared to what else I could be doing with that time. Maybe that guy just has a huge load of time on his hands and nothing better to do? Either that or he gets a tremendous, orgasmic kick out of her getting a ticket which is more than worth the effort needed to get to that point.

Slavvy fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jun 30, 2016

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Slavvy posted:

I think it's a matter of time. Time is the only real currency anyone has, how much of your time do you want to spend going back and forth with an idiot and the police and so on so as to get your justice or w/e? If the injury to your wealth or person or character is big enough then yeah sink a shitload of time into it but in that case, where it's just another moron among tens of thousands of morons, it seems pointless. Even if every motorcyclist in the world made a concerted campaign to change people's driving behaviour that campaign would fail because fights against human nature always fail. One man by himself will do little more than take a random person from being apathetic toward bikes to telling all their mouthbreathing mates about how terrible bikers are because they get you tickets.

In that particular scenario I can't help but think that the time it would take to get justice is far in excess of what that justice is worth to me compared to what else I could be doing with that time. Maybe that guy just has a huge load of time on his hands and nothing better to do? Either that or he gets a tremendous, orgasmic kick out of her getting a ticket which is more than worth the effort needed to get to that point.

Vengeance is a powerful urge. 9 times out of 10 I would take a one week probation to get nsaP a three day probation. It just feels good.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Slavvy posted:

Maybe that guy just has a huge load of time on his hands and nothing better to do? Either that or he gets a tremendous, orgasmic kick out of her getting a ticket which is more than worth the effort needed to get to that point.

It seems like all of these moto-vlogging SJWs have a tremendous amount of time on their hands.

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Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Chichevache posted:

Vengeance is a powerful urge. 9 times out of 10 I would take a one week probation to get nsaP a three day probation. It just feels good.

I understand what you mean but in this particular case it's hardly 'vengeance' when you engineer the situation by playing into her stupidity instead of just zooming off on your 500hp/ton death machine to go do something more fun instead.

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